Hym Iam's definitions
Hym "I cleaned for 12 hours straight! And 2 hours after I got out of work! God I hate that bitch! She didn't even come back to check my plumbing... Stupid bitch! And she's so fucking ignorant! She doesn't even know she actively just destroyed the ultimate performance art! 'I need to check your plumbing... Clean your apartment!' Fucking imbecile! And now my house stinks like bleach... Man... Why won't you assholes just go extinct already?"
by Hym Iam August 3, 2024
Get the 12 hoursmug. Two Jews tell the exact opposite lies about the same video. This is where lying Jew stereotype comes from.
Hym "Peter Doocy humiliates KJP? But wait... THAT Jew said that Peter Doocy humiliated HIMSELF? I mean, I watched the video and it looked like Peter asked about Kamala's ridiculous fucking accent and KJP avoided the question but I don't see how that humiliates KJP. And it's a valid question because, like, what the fuck is up with that accent? Either way, that isn't really humiliating for either of them and they both know that. Which means... They're lying. Why must the Jews lie about everything? They lied about talking to the creator of the universe (Which is the ultimate lie) and now they've been emboldened by how well it worked. Bad. Bad lying Jews."
by Hym Iam September 5, 2024
Get the Peter Doocy Humiliates KJPmug. Oh yeah! Look at that! That was a pretty quick 180! Pretty spry for an older gal! But what if you antagonized him into it? What if you antagonized him into doing the child murder, Megyn? Then what? Would you be liable then? Is it a hard-line on "buying him a gun?" Or would that apply too? I mean, I'm not a sycophant or anything but I think antagonizing the guy into doing the child murder is kind of "buying him a gun" adjacent, don't you think?
A shit-head "Well, I don't know, I mean... Maybe if you bought him a gun..."
Hym "What about antagonizing the child murder into doing the child murder? I don't know, I mean, maybe follow him around for years... Mirror the delusions of reference that are commonly associated with schizophrenia, except, deliberately... When he presses you on it you just double down and keep doing it... Is THAT equivalent, Megyn Kelly? Is that kind of like buying the guy a gun or is that not as bad? Are you liable then?"
Hym "What about antagonizing the child murder into doing the child murder? I don't know, I mean, maybe follow him around for years... Mirror the delusions of reference that are commonly associated with schizophrenia, except, deliberately... When he presses you on it you just double down and keep doing it... Is THAT equivalent, Megyn Kelly? Is that kind of like buying the guy a gun or is that not as bad? Are you liable then?"
by Hym Iam February 26, 2024
Get the Well, I don't know, I mean... Maybe if you bought him a gun...mug. Hey, what happened to your wife? And why are you so militant about excising people who remind you of me from the discourse? What about them frightens you so? First Andy. Then Zerka. THEN Flousy. Why is it that every time another one pops up... THIS fucking guy always takes a hard-line stance against them? Wait... Waitwaitwait... You're not...
Wife "Wait... You're NOT Hym!?"
Just some fucking guy "Well... I am... And I'm not..."
Hym "Bwahahahahaha... Are they... Are they doing the thing? Ohohohoho... THAT! That would be hilarious! Seriously though... Her lil ass is adorable. High-pitch squeaky laugh. Wildly charming. If the answer is worse then... You know... Holler are your literally deity."
Just some fucking guy "Well... I am... And I'm not..."
Hym "Bwahahahahaha... Are they... Are they doing the thing? Ohohohoho... THAT! That would be hilarious! Seriously though... Her lil ass is adorable. High-pitch squeaky laugh. Wildly charming. If the answer is worse then... You know... Holler are your literally deity."
by Hym Iam September 23, 2023
Get the Wait... You're NOT Hymmug. Hym "But the spiral aside, 1 trillion dollars? For corporate terrorists!? Is that for me? Wow! I can't wait to see how you attempt to avoid giving it here to loophole the contract that can't have any loopholes Elon. That'll be interesting. I'm not corporate at all though. I don't even wear a suit."
by Hym Iam October 23, 2025
Get the The Spiralmug. If you know what cards I have then you're cheating.
Hym "What do you have some kind of camera behind me? I don't think you know how card games work. You shouldn't know what cards I have..."
by Hym Iam April 12, 2025
Get the Cardsmug. Idiot "Why are you using a pseudonym!?"
Hym "Why are you pretending you aren't a fan? Why act like you don't know (already) who I am? Even the CRACKHEAD OUTSIDE OF MY APARTMENT knew who I was! Have you had other pseudonym guys on? You don't care. You are trying to gain control by making me jump through some arbitrary hoop. You NEED to get me to do a thing you want me to do because this is about getting me to bend to an authority to prove ad hoc that you God isn't a bitch. Because if I cede to YOUR authority, then, I will be (by extension) ceding to the authority of your bitch God. You're a bitch. Your God is a bitch. The FACT that you are a bitch is going to make it easier for me to kill your bitch God because I know that you are too much of a BITCH to stand before it."
Hym "Why are you pretending you aren't a fan? Why act like you don't know (already) who I am? Even the CRACKHEAD OUTSIDE OF MY APARTMENT knew who I was! Have you had other pseudonym guys on? You don't care. You are trying to gain control by making me jump through some arbitrary hoop. You NEED to get me to do a thing you want me to do because this is about getting me to bend to an authority to prove ad hoc that you God isn't a bitch. Because if I cede to YOUR authority, then, I will be (by extension) ceding to the authority of your bitch God. You're a bitch. Your God is a bitch. The FACT that you are a bitch is going to make it easier for me to kill your bitch God because I know that you are too much of a BITCH to stand before it."
by Hym Iam August 10, 2023
Get the Pseudonymmug.