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Definitions by Hym Iam

Yeah.... I don’t think that if indigenous people gathered in the Nevada desert and then started building a nation and colluding with foreign and antagonistic nations the fact that “Well, they aren’t doing anything with it.” I don’t think conservatives would defend it the way that they defend Israel. And it’s not that I don’t THINK they would to it, it’s that I know for a fact that these motherfuckers wouldn’t stand for it and would react the exact same way the Palestinians are reacting to Israel. I mean, right? And this is why Dave turns that chat off. Because if I say this in the chat, he looks like a stupid gay shill.
Hym “Like... You want to pretend I’m not the Viking on the bridge but I am very clearly the Viking on the bridge right now. That aside, I hope Israel is willing to share that sick-ass missile defense system. That shit was dope. And the cancer research. I’m going to need both of those things before I can officially support Israel. And I’m going to need them to denounce Jewish supremacy. Because I am a proponent of true equality and if what a white supremacist believes matters, then what a Jew believes matters. And if they both believe the same thing... and one of them is bad.... then obviously.... the Jews are good and the white supremacists are bad. Obviously! Duh! What did you think I was going to say!? That they’re BOTH bad!? That would be ridiculous!? Why would anyone say that!? No. I have never nor will I ever say Juice bad. Ha! You know what I just realized? The ‘So and so is a Jew and doesn’t even know it’ comment. That’s hilarious! Now I feel bad about calling that guy a tomato can. I missed the postmodernist thing the first time too. And that guy was pretty gentle with you too and you could still barely handle it.

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Hope by Hym Iam December 7, 2022

Politics 

I mean.... if by “politics” you mean “not being manipulated” and “not allowing people to get things they don’t deserve” then, yeah, that’s exactly what he did. I (on the other hand) have been transgressed against. I have been failed by a system that has rendered me irrelevant, 98% of my family. I don’t need to let you do this to me. I’m doing it out of the kindness of my heart. And you’re exploiting that kindness. Because that’s what you’re like. All of you.
Hym “If actions are more important than words, why are you doing the thing you’re doing? I dont even really need to act. I’ve already proven I can contribute substantially to the world from the comfort of my own home and if I wasn’t being publicly and blatantly exploited. And that’s what this is about. You, imposing you Protestant work ethic philosophy on me and by extension anyone who isn’t one of your fuck trophies and/or dicking down your daughters. It’s about being God unto Pharaoh. That’s the reality of your politics. ‘The government can’t be the final arbiter of morality... because it should be my church.... and because I can’t think and have be raised to accept the propositional ethic... I am an avatar of the propositional ethic... therefore, the final arbiter of morality is me.... me, me, me...’ and this is the problem with all religion (secular and Theistic religions alike). It’s just narcissism with more steps.”
Politics by Hym Iam December 7, 2022

Jesus Christ! 

Hym “JESUS CHRIST! ‘Jews can work for me as long as I can spy on them and put cameras in their house and follow everything they do’!? He went full Dr. JeepJorp! That’s what the living god Dr. Jordan PeeperJorp thinks! WOOOOOW! Wow! That’s crazy man! And ‘if you don’t believe in Jesus you shouldn’t have any power.’ Holy shit, we are in full Christian theocracy mode. Ha! Hilarious! That is wild. This is wild.”
Jesus Christ! by Hym Iam December 7, 2022

Tortured 

My daddy was LITERALLY being tortured! By shallowing a bunch of antidepressants.... Instead of being the most reliable person at his wife’s funeral... Which is a thing he says you’re supposed to do....
Hym “Is crying the signal!? Are we supposed to go save her now!? Iam! Grab your coat! We’re off to Florida! She could be being LITERALLY TORTURED!”
Tortured by Hym Iam December 6, 2022

Apologize 

Kissing Al Sharptons butt.
Hym “Oh.... Them I’m not sorry. If I can’t apologize for making Jordan feel bad then... I’m not sorry. I haven’t done anything wrong. All retaliation to imposed schizophrenia is justified. End of discussion. I’m not sorry nor will I ever be. And whether or not YOU’REsorry (For know that something is wrong and doing it anyway) is up to ME. So.... Hopefully I’m a merciful guy. You’re not, but I might be. Only time will tell. We’ll all find out together.”
Apologize by Hym Iam December 6, 2022

Buzzword Psychology 

Meaningless drivel. Things like “goal” or “shared vision.” And the assertion that you need these things is conjecture promulgated as fact.

Dr. Jordan Baalenciaga PeepPorp “You can only feel positive emotion in relationship to a goal”

Hym “This a prime example of Jordan Peterson (in the words of Brandon Shiff) stating conjecture as fact. See, he knows he’s doing it and he knows that it’s wrong for him to do it but he’s just going to keep doing it. Because right and wrong don’t matter to Jordan Peterson. The only thing that matters to Jordan Peterson is the preservation of his own will. Which is why he’s so obsessed with not being manipulated. YOUR will (on the other hand) is irrelevant. What you believe is irrelevant (to Dr. Jordan Peterson). And it’s demonstrably untrue. What about the weekend, Jordan? Was it my ‘goal’ to not work for a couple of days? No. But I feel positive emotion none the less. How about finding 20 dollar bill on the sidewalk. Positive emotion? Yes. Was it my goal to find money on the sidewalk? No.”

Dr. Qwertyuiop asdfghjkl “Anyone can find the exception!”
Hym “It’s not that there’s AN exception. It’s that that are so many exceptions that it makes it impossible for what you’re saying to be true. It’s the same with your ‘shared vision’ nonsense. You use these vague, amorphous terms to disguise the sophistry. How is a ‘shared vision’ and different from a ‘predictive model?’ I’m referring (of course) to your argument about climate change. This ‘share vision’ is not only unnecessary but it doesn’t really mean anything. And what happened to ‘not doing things that you know to be wrong and stupid?’ That’s what you do. It isn’t for you. Your entire propositional ethic is what is convenient for OTHER PEOPLE to do so that YOU don’t have to deal with them. OOHHH!!! 😱 That’s what this is! It’s YOU getting out of having to do therapy! That’s YOUR goal. Therapy was miserable and depressing for you because of how tragic people’s lives are, and now you don’t have to do it. You can ‘help people’ (who don’t actually need help) by promulgating your flawed ethic (that doesn’t hold up to scrutiny) and get that sweet, sweet positive emotion without having to do things you don’t want to do. Which is the definition of ‘moving towards a goal’ by the way. Doing things you don’t want to do. THAT IS HILARIOUS! HA! That’s the point of your buzzword psychology. Rendering therapy obsolete through sophistry.”

Dr. Gargamel Potara “You can’t think so accept my propositions and die quietly regardless of the outcome!”
Buzzword Psychology by Hym Iam December 6, 2022
Is it really killing creativity? Is that the problem? Or is it that the creatives aren’t being paid for their work and then they stop creating? Because they need, like, food and stuff and can’t spend all their time writing if they have to, I don’t know, work 9 days in a row and then debate whether or not to walk 4 miles to the laundromat to get quarters on the tenth day and spend all day doing laundry (because your whore of a wife won’t fuck me and I have to do it myself) and then either clean my house or not because because to fuck your slutty wife I need my house to be clean and then I have 1 day off after that before I have to work again. I mean I find time but I’m a genius and the plurality of my thought is so vast that were the ocean to disappear tomorrow, I could refill it with my mind. But not everyone is like me. You need to pay creatives.
Hym “Yeah... It’s not the wokeism...”
Wokeism by Hym Iam December 4, 2022