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Definitions by Hym Iam

Yeah, it's not a problem when it happens to me though is a Gayve? We don't have anything to say about it when it's not the literal cripple you're shilling for, do we? Nah... I didn't think so.
Hym "Yeah, I'd be more concerned about the real-time doxxing of me if it wasn't (only) 50% accurate. But you (Gayvid) don't seem to actually have a problem with doxxing. You seem to care about shilling for your crip-crap and nothing else."
Doxxing by Hym Iam December 20, 2022
Nope! Nice try though. I said that the woke left was a "parody" of right wing moral rigidity. And, therefore, conservatives being fascist does not constitute me being wrong. SARGENT NEVER-WRONG!!! (I was promoted)
Hym "AH YES! The 'Hyper-genius.' He's a 'Hyper-genius' who lied and paid his way to the top and writes code that actually-proficient coders call 'a hairball'and had to replace. The 'Hyper-genius' who was corrected about something by one of his engineers, fired the engineer, and then fixed what needed to be corrected and took credit for the idea. The 'Hyper-genius' who is only 'a little bit of a fascist.' Yeah..."

Iam "Oh holy shit! WE WERE THE ANTI-ELON ALL ALONG!"

Hym "Huh? OH! We DID say that didn't we?"

Iam "No, look. We are an actual genius (by both definitions of the term), who doesn't even get credit for his own ideas, and actually helps people..."

Hym "... And he's a retard, who gets credit for OTHER PEOPLE'S work, AND exploits people! You're right! We were the anti-elon all along! Ahahahahahahahaa!"
Fascist by Hym Iam December 20, 2022

Hammer guy 

Hohohoho! That uh... I know it's a little late for it but.... You know.. Don't implicate me in things... This all started because i was implicated in things I didn't want to be implicated in... So...
Hym "Holy crap hammer guy! Wow!"

Iam "You're just now getting to this?"

Hym "Yes! We have a ton of back-log! There isn't enough time in the day. If my labor wasn't being exploited on all fronts by people who already have more than they will ever need I be able to get to it but DAMN! You see that motherfucker hammer that guy!?"

Iam "Yeah... I have made it clear I don't like people taking my name in vain and the only thing I've told anyone to do is give me credit for the things I've done and pay me for services rendered.... So.... Yeah... Not on me..."
Hammer guy by Hym Iam December 20, 2022

POWAAAH!!! 

POOWWAAAAAHHHH!!!!!
POWAAAH!!! by Hym Iam December 19, 2022
Does it bother you at all that I succeeded where you failed without even trying? Like... One of you is a failed writer, two of you are failed actors, the third is a failed producer and here I am producing better results than the already hyper successful people using my work with minimal effort.
Dog man "BuT yOuR nOt ReApInG tHe BeNeFiTs!"

Hym "Right but only because your purported prepositional ethic (i.e. you religion) is a lie that not even you believe and NOT because my innate dialogical prowess is worth more that your hard work. Shit, you sound like me with that retard. Ha! Hilarious! It's funny to see these failed Hollywood guys try and trivialize what I've done as though it's not HARDER then what they tried and failed to do."
Hollywood by Hym Iam December 16, 2022
Aw shit well nevermind then. It would have been nice to escape the cold for a little bit.
Hym "I have to use the word 'Cult' in the dialogue here so... there. Anywho, you see all the mental gymnastics they have to do to try and obscure the fact that their positionis and always has been 'You shouldn't be doing this to us, WE should be doing it to you!' as though that isn't exactly what I said initially? CORRECT AGAIN!!! I'm always right! You guys are ridiculous over there.
Cult by Hym Iam December 16, 2022
WOMP! WOMP! WOMP! WOMP! You said the word of the day!!!! I had a thing for hypocrisy primed and ready to go! I've been waiting for a good time to use it (be i would like to use some of these in person) but I guess I'll do it now! WEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Hym "You want to talk about hypocrisy? I got one for you! Ok! So, for the sake of protecting people's identities, we'll call the first guy 'Tyrone.' Why 'Tyrone?' Because the name is cool and the aesthetic of it pleases me AND it's the black equivalent to a 'Chad' in the redpill community. Tyrone (a black man) was fired from his job at a group home for the disabled for leaving 2 out of the 3 clients unattended for 15-20 minutes while he took the 3rd client to his day program. He was not told that the other 2 clients could not be left alone together and other employees had done the same in the past. On the other hand we have... let's call her 'Kendra (a white girl) the retard fucking whore' was NOT fired for leaving 2 out of 3 of the clients unattended while she rode the big ole' schlonger of the 3rd client (something that the retard had insinuated was happening on several occasions, his room smelled like sex, his blood sugar reacted almost exclusively to her presence, the manager stated that one of the other clients had came to her with an accusation, and I was fired for not reporting them) while the second client would watch and go to his dedicated masterbation room to act out what he saw (something the SHE WOULDN'T LET HIM DO WHILE SHE WAS THERE BUT OTHER EMPLOYEES WERE TOLD TO ALLOW HIM TO DO) Is that not a blatant hypocrisy? Not that their race is particularly relevant... or maybe it is. Maybe they're also racist."
Hypocrisy by Hym Iam December 14, 2022