Hym Iam's definitions
Is how you know that your competence game is just "It's not arbitrary. I deserve it."
Hym "How is not answering the question 'What is a woman?' any different than not answering the question 'Do you believe in God?' So, we grant both of you the moral right not answer questions selectively for your own preservation. But if where they go too far is celebrating it as a victory for equity and inclusion then how do they not go too far in celebrating you as a prophet? It's blatant hypocrisy. Where does it come from? Well, it comes from me being right. You are incapable of adhering to your own ethic and your ethic is entirely predicated on 'This is what OTHER people SHOULD do' thinking. But it isn't what you do. Do you believe people should be credited for their work? Well, you could say 'Well, you didn't do it.' and that is irrelevant. YOU act out YOUR ethic.
Hym "How is not answering the question 'What is a woman?' any different than not answering the question 'Do you believe in God?' So, we grant both of you the moral right not answer questions selectively for your own preservation. But if where they go too far is celebrating it as a victory for equity and inclusion then how do they not go too far in celebrating you as a prophet? It's blatant hypocrisy. Where does it come from? Well, it comes from me being right. You are incapable of adhering to your own ethic and your ethic is entirely predicated on 'This is what OTHER people SHOULD do' thinking. But it isn't what you do. Do you believe people should be credited for their work? Well, you could say 'Well, you didn't do it.' and that is irrelevant. YOU act out YOUR ethic.
Why is your adherence to your own ethic dependant on the perceived ethic of those you are dealing with? That's just the platinum rule. And you could say 'Well, I'm only doing it to you' but no, you fail to act in accordance with your own ethic at your leisure. Therefore, you have no ethic outside of the platinum rule (which is not a proposition as much as it is an observation). And now you can say 'Well, I'm competent and have the moral authority to determine when my behavior is allowed to be incongruent with my ethical propositions.' but that would mean it's a conscious choice rather than the imperfect nature of man. You are exempting yourself from rules of your own creation. Which is just 'doing whatever you want.' 'I do what I want and other people should accept my propositions because the world would be better if it worked this way. With me doing what I want and others doing what I tell them.' And you've already established that you would enforce it if you had the power to do so because I'm giving you that power and that is what you're doing. Hypocrisy.
by Hym Iam August 1, 2022
Get the Hypocrisymug. Shit, I would happily pay for them if I could afford the $2000 psyche evaluation that the Dr. who lied (blatantly) to my face saying that I had no record of being diagnosed or prescribed and then proceeded to leave the room with his laptop open where I was able to see that not only did he have a record of me being medicated, he was looking directly at it when he told me that he didn't have it. But, oh well...
Hym "I mean, shit. It's a good thing I don't have a depressive personality type akin to that of a school shooter (according to the actual personality type guy)... and it's a good thing I'm not in a place where none of the rules matter... Or where someone is breaking a rule so substantial that it renders all other rules irrelevant . Then, literally ANYTHING I did would pale in comparison... I mean, what kind of rule could they even break? It would have to be something so absurd that the absurdity of that act would be superordinate to all subsequent acts. Tack on the revelation that the content of my being is irrelevant to at least 50% of the population and a black mirror-esque people following me around and who knows what I'd do. I mean, the act would have to be pretty egregious. So much so that the people facilitating the act would even go as far as to cover for me by, say, giving me a heads up when a test or multiple tests (that were blatant attempts to catch wrongdoing) were going to occur. Why would they do it? Is it because I'm such a great guy?
Hym "I mean, shit. It's a good thing I don't have a depressive personality type akin to that of a school shooter (according to the actual personality type guy)... and it's a good thing I'm not in a place where none of the rules matter... Or where someone is breaking a rule so substantial that it renders all other rules irrelevant . Then, literally ANYTHING I did would pale in comparison... I mean, what kind of rule could they even break? It would have to be something so absurd that the absurdity of that act would be superordinate to all subsequent acts. Tack on the revelation that the content of my being is irrelevant to at least 50% of the population and a black mirror-esque people following me around and who knows what I'd do. I mean, the act would have to be pretty egregious. So much so that the people facilitating the act would even go as far as to cover for me by, say, giving me a heads up when a test or multiple tests (that were blatant attempts to catch wrongdoing) were going to occur. Why would they do it? Is it because I'm such a great guy?
Is it because the retards don't actually matter to them? They could just say I was lying about their wrongdoing and that it's 'a smokescreen I made up to get away with something.' (But they would have to be stupid to say that) They could have just thrown me under the bus. Unless, of course, I claimed that it was a set up and they were just using what I did to get away with retard sex. But how would that help me? It would turn into a 'he said, she said' type of situation. Oh! Wait! The people who are aware of the thing that THEY were doing are people who call themselves my friends and family. And they care more about maintaining their facade than the do some whore. So all they have to do to 'break the tie' is tell the truth. You there, boy. You've been watching all this time. What do you think? Do you think I need mental help more than she needs a retards fat cock in her pussy? Be honest. I mean, Aladdin could have helped an old lady carry her groceries (or something) and bought the bread, right? He's clearly the villain and nothing that anyone else does throught the rest of the story is relevant. He should focus on himself and not what Jafar is doing. You're not Jafar, Aladdin. Take your pills and let Jafar do whatever he's going to do. That's what we should all be focused on. The bread."
by Hym Iam February 8, 2023
Get the Pillsmug. Hym "And that's the moral of the story. If someone wrongs you. Do something wrong in response. It doesn't even have to be the person who did it to you. Just anything wrong that can be done. Do it."
Iam "I wonder how he feels about non-violent non-schizophrenics..."
Hym "They should be made to believe they are schizophrenics so that they can make some news that 'he can only talk about if you join his Patreon' 😉 Amma right. Oh yeah you should have seen it. 2 women walking single file down the street with baby carriages. Maybe a car length and a half between them. Is that what would have make it stop for me Steven? Tilting the wheel and jumping off a bridge? Hey, did you get any subscribers cus of me? There's the answer you wanted. 2 wrongs making a right is always the answer. I'll wait. Maybe someone else will do it and I'll get to watch."
Iam "I wonder how he feels about non-violent non-schizophrenics..."
Hym "They should be made to believe they are schizophrenics so that they can make some news that 'he can only talk about if you join his Patreon' 😉 Amma right. Oh yeah you should have seen it. 2 women walking single file down the street with baby carriages. Maybe a car length and a half between them. Is that what would have make it stop for me Steven? Tilting the wheel and jumping off a bridge? Hey, did you get any subscribers cus of me? There's the answer you wanted. 2 wrongs making a right is always the answer. I'll wait. Maybe someone else will do it and I'll get to watch."
by Hym Iam May 18, 2022
Get the 2 wrongsmug. Jesus Christ Emma, you know that I don't want to be here, you know that I don't want to do this, and you know that my head is killing me and you are sitting outside cage lecturing me...
Hym "What would YOU call someone who does that? A dumb bitch? I mean, fuck me! You're like Rick's daughter from the walking dead, right? Where she visits Negan ever day? I might actually BE Negan (by the way) because I (both) am and have the best character."
by Hym Iam May 29, 2025
Get the Dumb Bitchmug. I drink it almost exclusively and I'm not just going to stop because Matt fucking Walsh doesn't fucking like trannies. Matt walsh can suck a tranny dick.
Hym "Yeah, I'm not going to stop drinking bud platinum. Not that I drink all that often but still. If I go to buy some beer and bud platinum is GONE. I'm going to be livid!"
by Hym Iam August 3, 2023
Get the Bud Platinummug. Since you love being correct so much... Here: *Saying something like that would get you punched... UNLESS YOU'RE A WOMAN, JORDAN. Get it? Being an anonymous troll is like being a woman. You say whatever you want. No accountability.
Hym "Unless you're a woman, Jordan. Or if I'm the strongest one in the room. Like if it's just me and a sickly old man I can STILL say whatever I want. Or if I have a gun... OR if I have an army or hammer clowns and they are somewhere you don't want them to be while we talk. There are a lot of ways to get around that conceptually. And as far as becoming a tyrant is concerned... John Wick Murdered hundreds of people over a dog. You think those people didn't have families? Friends? Dogs? Who's going to feed their dogs? He's still the hero."
by Hym Iam February 23, 2023
Get the Unless you're a womanmug. Ugh 😩 Jesus Christ... 😖+🤦+🤏 I'm not getting the results because you're withholding the results from me in exchange for good behavior. So, I spend the rest of my life as a lobotomized zombie. Waiting for the day that never comes. You get to pat yourself on the back because your thing 'worked.' No. My thing worked. This worked. It's like I won a game and at the scoreboard screen I got hit with a prompt to answer a million question survey to receive me elo. No. Give me my shit. The game is over. I win. There's nothing more to talk about.
Hym "Holy shit! This is infuriating! You act like I swiped the condom off your dick as you were about to bang your girlfriend. I accepted what you (in aggregate) said as intuitively appealing axioms and applied it to my thing. Congratulations! You made a convincing argument and I watched it. You've convinced someone to accept your thought as axiomatic truth. Was that not the intent of you saying it!? 'BuT iT's My TrUtH!' Is it? Is it though? Maybe YOU accepting everything I write as 'what I (and not Hym Iam but ME) believe' is what is inappropriate about the situation. You ever considered that!? You want to talk about results? You quoted something I said (in person) to 2 people I don't associate with. That's the result I wanted. I said words to a stranger and a guy on YouTube repeated them back to me, intentionally and DELIBERATELY. Because he knew I had said them, he knows who I am, AND that I would be watching. And you're making it about 'finding love' and psychology 😖+🤦+🤏 Jesus man you guys actively being the problem and then saying your not the problem is the most bizarre thing I've ever seen. It's surreal! It's like you're fucking my wife while looking me dead in the eyes and telling me 'Nah bro it's fine for me to do this.' WOW! The bottom of the river is looking pretty good right now. It never ends with you."
by Hym Iam June 4, 2022
Get the Resultsmug.