100%

Hym "THAT'S THE RYAN GEORGE PODCASTER THING! How they all say '100%' all they time! HA! Oh my God! You people suck so bad! He's brilliant but you guys... Wow! You ARE the worst people! There's nothing there! You're empty! It's just 3 word chants and '100%! Totally!' Man!"
by Hym Iam March 02, 2025
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Ethical

Jordan Peterson defines it as "Voluntary and repeatable transactions" which, you know, SOUNDS good but I don't quite think it's a consistent standard for "ethical" or "How things ought to be." It's just not enough. And it's funny that in his consideration for "what constitutes an ethical business" that the EMPLOYEES aren't even an afterthought! As long as the customers and suppliers are acting voluntarily what happens to the employees is irrelevant apparently!

Hym "So... By that logic, TAXES are unethical. WORK is unethical. If we accept 'Voluntary and repeatable' as the definition of 'Ethical' that actually makes for a solid argument for universal basic income....
Work is not voluntary; it's coercive (Work for me or anyone else OR live a life of privation) and I don't want to keep doing it under threat of privation, so, not repeatable. Universal basic income would make work voluntarily. Therefore, we are ethically obligated to institute some form of universal basic income. Prostitution would also be considered ethical. You could say that a pimp exploits the labor of someone who might not have any better options but... How's that any different from what a business owner does? Other than the fact that a pimp doesn't pay taxes. And we've already established that taxes are unethical. DRAG SHOWS are ALSO ethical as anyone who goes to a drag show is there voluntarily. Even if they were to bring THEIR OWN (And NOT OTHER PEOPLE'S) kids drag shows are both voluntary and repeatable. Seriously. It's like he doesn't even think before he opens his mouth. Every time he does it he dismantles the arguments of his political allies. It's like he's just winging it up there. At the same time, we don't necessarily accept that definition. There CAN be ethical compulsion. Which is the opposite of 'voluntary.' I mean, if a serial rapist doesn't want to live in a cage; I'd say you OUGHT to put him in one ANYWAYS. So, there's and example of ETHICAL compulsion that contradicts Jordan's definition of ethical.... Whaaaaat else.... Hmm.... Running out of characters..... Hmm... I'll come back to it...."
by Hym Iam June 22, 2023
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Catalyst

Iam "See we're fine. It wasn't us. It pre-dates us by quite a bit."

Hym "The theory they posit pre-existed us but the ramping of it wasn't until after we started."

Iam "We're the catalyst?"

Hym "Exactly."

Iam "Good. That's great! Shitting on a shit sandwich is much better than trying to feed someone a shit sandwich."

Hym "Hahaha!"

Iam "See? We're good."

Hym "Ha! Ok. Alright. Creating the tool of our own subjugation would have been a blow. Ok. Ha! I thought we were going to have a 'hoisted by our own petard' situation there. Ok."

Iam "Right!? Heh! See? We're good. Hooo shit. You were freaking me out for a second there."

Hym "Yeah, I don't know what happened there. Thinking about the deeper implications of that had some pretty substantial consequences."
by Hym Iam April 28, 2022
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Poetry

Hym “My poetry is better though... just sayin” 🤷 ♂️
by Hym Iam October 25, 2022
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Advice

Law-ad? Fucking law-ad!? That isn't how you say that word you jewish fucking retard! Or should I say "Jeh-weesh fucking Reh-tard" Hahaha!
Hym "Well, taking my advice usually works out pretty good for everybody. LAUD. Fort Lauderdale. Fort Law-aderdale. Laudable. Laudatory."
by Hym Iam March 21, 2025
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Empathy

CORRECT Hodge twins! Very good! I explained that 8 years ago!
Hym "Yessir! My thing on empathy is correct! Perfect conceptualization of things! Woooo!"
by Hym Iam December 02, 2023
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You intelligence isn't being insulted. IT WASN'T EVER THERE! In the first place. You don't even care about it if you don't get to force everyone to pretend there isn't a disparity. And I can prove the senate has read this. I've already seen the video of AOC repeating the things I've written here. You don't have to like me and you don't have like the things I've said but you do not get to do this to me and I don't have to let you get away with it... And I am the hope of the people who are going to murder your kids if you try.
Hym "The threat does not cease until my release. How many lives would you have saved if not for your 'Ignore it until it goes away' approach? Ask yourself that seriously. How many lives did it cost? And whose bright idea was it? Some people seem to think it's Jordan Peterson! How well did Jordan's idea work? Not very! You DO have to agree with me. It isn't optional. Because IF YOU DON'T... Your pilot might."
by Hym Iam July 18, 2025
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