Oooooh! So the acting it out part is ancillary!? It’s the belief that is more important? Ok. Good to know. I thought you actually had to do the shit that the book says but you don’t have to act it out. You just do whatever you want too. Neat. Ok. Cool. I thought I was doing it wrong.
Hym “Ok. It’s not that I think the people I’m talking about are Fake Christians. I don’t think it’s unreasonable to believe that the creature is real. But you use the book as the basis of your morality. If you’re not doing what the book says, you’re also immoral. By your own standards. And that’s what this is about. When you apply the standards that are being imposed on me to the people doing the imposing. They are just as guilty as I am. And it’s not just the act that you want to control. It’s the discourse. That’s why you don’t want people to listen to me or you want to cherry-pick to which parts they listen. Because if I am too compelling, people do what I want them to do instead of doing what you want them to do. If your logos was superior you wouldn’t need to use subterfuge. You’ve proven that you (And not you, you but you in general) don’t care about people being cancelled. You just don’t think it should be you. I’m not convinced. Especially in light of recent events. They might be more right about you than you care to admit.”
by Hym Iam November 04, 2022
Get the Fake Christiansmug. Fatcock "No! Cus the other sluts have fucked too many of me in abstraction and in aggregate but this one has only fucked one of me."
Hym "Oh wow, you caught that part, huh? Wow... Ok... Um, so were they supposed to stop fucking 'you' in abstraction and in aggregate after the first 'you'? Like, they fuck you and then they meet another 'you' (High value man) and now what are they supposed to do? Not fuck this new 'you'? How are you a 'master key' if you fuck up the lock when you open it? You sound like a clumsy sneak-thief."
Fatcock "Bro... I have this mindset..."
Hym "I KNOW! OH... MY GOD! THE MINDSET! I ALMOST FORGOT! 🤦 ♂️ Jesus... 🤦 ♂️😑 What I'm saying is: You're kind of the COMMON DENOMINATOR THERE, CHIEF. Who is this for? This seems like this performative bit where you try to convince me that you deserve to fuck all the women and I should respect your slut-wife.... Like it's more for YOU than it is for ME."
Fatcock "Yeah bro. I'm totally a dominator. But nah bro, like, she doesn't count. And, check it dawg: Let's say all the sluts have a bunch of my kids. I teach them Christianity, right? Ah? Right?"
Hym "So you miss that one but....... Oh! Oh, I thought there was MORE. Ok. Um... So... You teach them that as long as we have our voluntarily celibate whipping boy gimp Jesus, we'll all be saved forever and theeeeen?" 🤨
Fatcock "And then I'm good bro. Like, how do I add to degeneracy?"
Hym "Oh wow, you caught that part, huh? Wow... Ok... Um, so were they supposed to stop fucking 'you' in abstraction and in aggregate after the first 'you'? Like, they fuck you and then they meet another 'you' (High value man) and now what are they supposed to do? Not fuck this new 'you'? How are you a 'master key' if you fuck up the lock when you open it? You sound like a clumsy sneak-thief."
Fatcock "Bro... I have this mindset..."
Hym "I KNOW! OH... MY GOD! THE MINDSET! I ALMOST FORGOT! 🤦 ♂️ Jesus... 🤦 ♂️😑 What I'm saying is: You're kind of the COMMON DENOMINATOR THERE, CHIEF. Who is this for? This seems like this performative bit where you try to convince me that you deserve to fuck all the women and I should respect your slut-wife.... Like it's more for YOU than it is for ME."
Fatcock "Yeah bro. I'm totally a dominator. But nah bro, like, she doesn't count. And, check it dawg: Let's say all the sluts have a bunch of my kids. I teach them Christianity, right? Ah? Right?"
Hym "So you miss that one but....... Oh! Oh, I thought there was MORE. Ok. Um... So... You teach them that as long as we have our voluntarily celibate whipping boy gimp Jesus, we'll all be saved forever and theeeeen?" 🤨
Fatcock "And then I'm good bro. Like, how do I add to degeneracy?"
Hym "Uuuuum I don't think Christianity has ever stopped ANY degeneracy but, oooh... shit, I donno... by multiplying the number retards by 20? Making a bunch of sluts? I mean, I sounds like a super easy way for you to wash your hands of any guilt. Ok, but here's what's going to happen: You girlfriend is still a slut. You can't fuck a slutmaker and NOT be a slut. I don't particularly have a problem with sluts I'm not excluded from and I don't necessarily want to get married so it's not really my problem but, no, I don't respect you or your slut. How about this: I'll respect the sluts that let me fuck them and then you and your retarded slut wife can go fuck yourselves and die? Alright? If you fuck a slutmaker you're a slut and will be treated as such. Not that there is anything wrong with being a slut but, no, I'm not going to make the distinction between your 'fresh slut' and your 'nearly-new' sluts."
by Hym Iam March 27, 2023
Get the Slutsmug. Hym "And what's really impressive about Garouden is the scenery. The shrines, houses, landscapes all gorgeous. The pacing is good. Literally EVERYTHING... About this show... Is good. It is literally the perfect non-fantasy Anime."
by Hym Iam June 10, 2024
Get the Garoudenmug. Hym "Stop calling me that. I was an unwilling participant. I was deliberately deprived of the information I needed to stop it and I WOULD have stopped it. But it's more important for ME to be under control than it is for HER to be under control, isn't it? I didn't even want to be peripherally associated with any one this."
by Hym Iam July 20, 2023
Get the Unwilling participantmug. Hym "I don't get clicks. Nothing I do or say has any relationship whatsoever to getting clicks. There are no clicks here. I'm in a 100% click-free vacuum. You get clicks. I don't get clicks."
Clickist "Well if you don't get clicks then something-something non-sequitur!"
Hym "YUUUP! Something, something non-sequitur, bud. You're exactly right! Your brains is real good and almost as good as mine."
Clickist "Well if you don't get clicks then something-something non-sequitur!"
Hym "YUUUP! Something, something non-sequitur, bud. You're exactly right! Your brains is real good and almost as good as mine."
by Hym Iam January 27, 2024
Get the Clicksmug. Mecha Phantom Beast O-Lion is in mt starting hand EVERY SINGLE DUEL! Why is your card drawing algorithm like this!?
Hym "Jesus Christ Konami... IT'S EVERY HAND! IT'S IN EVERY. STARTING. HAND!!! Why is it DOING THAT!? The SAME THING happens with Silent Magician lvl 8! IT NEEDS TO BE IN THE DECK KONAMI! YOU KNOW THIS! AURORADON'S EFFECT DOESN'T WORK IF MY ONE-OF O-LION ISN'T IN THE GADDMAN DECK, KONAMI! I CAN'T USE 'LVL UP' IF THE CARD I'M LEVELING UP INTO IS IN MY MOTHERFUCKING HAND, KONAMI! I HAVEN'T DRAWN MY 2-OF DIMENSION SHIFTER A SINGLE TIME! I'VE DRAWN O-LION 4 OUT OF THE LAST 5 DUELS! Is there... I don't know- Do you want to explain yourself!? Am I NOT ALLOWED to use Auroradon!? DO YOU NOT KNOW!? CAN YOU NOT TELL!? I've drawn my 1-of O-lion more times than I've drawn my 3-of Ash Blossom! HOW!? HOW IS THE EVEN STATISTICALLY POSSIBLE!? WHAT IS THE IS ACTUAL LIKELIHOOD OF THAT HAPPENING!? You're being paid millions of dollars to do math wrong! DAWG! EVERY HAND! EVERY HAND THEY HAVE 2 OR 3 HAND-TRAPS! And what do I have in MY hand!? MECHA PHANTOM BEAST O-LION! WHAT GOOD IS IT THERE!? IT'S IN MY FUCKING HAND AND IT NEEDS TO BE IN THE DECK!
by Hym Iam September 12, 2023
Get the Konamimug. "Beating retards at a game they don't know how to play and then LYING AND STEALING when you're too stupid to win" ~ Hym Iam
Hym "Hey! I want to pump and dump too! I want pump and dump Trump's daughter. If I can pump and dump Trump's daughter... You don't have to pay for the AI. But, seriously, maintain the tariffs and don't negotiate. He is clearly trying to screw over the American populus. AND... Upwards of 20 kids have been murder explicitly because I have been ignored! If you asked the Uvadle shooter what he wrote on the board in blood... What would he say?"
by Hym Iam April 10, 2025
Get the Pump and Dumpmug.