Hym Iam's definitions

Mentally disabled client

And not anything else.

The mentally disabled client keeps waking up but everyone knows it would be better if it didn't.

by Hym Iam November 20, 2020

Old Yeller

Come on Kristi!

Hym "The old yeller angle is free! So free! God you guys are bad at this! Wow, honey, it's- Look... Say the words... That I said... Do it! It's easy. It wins there. Cite some Peta and veterinarian stats. Easy W. It just works there. Why lose when you could win? It doesn't make any sense. What are you doing? It's- You're just- You're just not doing that right. I'm the greatest mind who's ever lived."

by Hym Iam June 10, 2024

Cause and effect

I also don't have to accept your framing of the situation as a matter of fault vs blame and I don't have to let you control my fucking mind. If you do not pay for my work in accordance with my 5th amendment rights and you don't give my right not to associate with people who are actively stalking and harassing me then I'm going to revoke your daughter's right to life. Give me MY rights and do it now or I will take your kids.

Hym "It's not a matter of fault, it's a matter of cause and effect. And I've proven the targeted harassment is both real and happening to me and I'm not going to let you using me as a test case so you can claim that doing this doesn't get your kids murdered. But YOU will let a butthole molested mental retard uses YOU as a sentient pocket-pussy so HE can claim he's better than me. So there's that. I don't have to let you do thus and get away with it."

by Hym Iam July 21, 2025

Hyperbole

And I'm not being hyperbolic.

Hym "Is that what you think that is? Hyperbole? I'm not being hyperbolic. The religion is literally an incest cult. The gang-stalking is literally happening. I'm literally going to stab up some chitlins if I'm not provided with some kind of recourse for what's happening to me. And you literally deserve whatever twisted fate awaits you if you're going to sit idly by and allow this to happen."

by Hym Iam July 31, 2024

Hate

Really..... You going to invite that kid on so you can try to push the message that "It's easier to spread hate" you fat eggplant looking bitch? YOU'RE ACTIVELY TRYING TO STOP THE SPREAD OF HATE! HOW COULD THAT POSSIBLY BE EASIER THAN SPREADING THE ONLY THING YOU'RE ALLOWED TO SPREAD!? Hate doesn't need to be spread. It's not some virus that we need to lock the country down over. It just isn't hard to hate you. Your friends are wrong to like you. You are doo doo.

Hym "Really, how could I not hate you?"

by Hym Iam June 25, 2023

I am

You know your half-jew kids aren't going to cook evenly, right? You'll stick them in the even and they're going to end up looking like fused Zamasu.

Hym "I am. I am listening. You're a piece of shit."

by Hym Iam June 25, 2024

Union rules

Wha... What do you mean "actors can't actually have sex when they film sex scenes!?" She should be able to consent to whoever she wants whenever she wants! What next!? Are you going to try to stop the female employees of group homes for the developmentally disabled from fucking the clients!? THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!!

Hym 😨 "Union rules!? You mean... I've been masterbating to FAKE SEX SCENES!? UERGH! UUUUGH!! 🤢 Why would you do that!? OOOHOHOHOHO!!! YOU GUYS ARE IN FOR IT NOW! I've been defrauded! I... I'm... I'm suing everybody for this! You bastards are going to pay for every wasted sperm! HHUEEGH! 🤢 Ugh! I'm suing everybody! I'm suing Ann Hathaway and Jake Gyllenhaal for that bullshit pill movie! I'm suing Brad Pitt and Angela Jolie for that spy movie! Everyone's getting it! You SICK bastards! FUCK! 🥺 I FUCKING HATE YOU GUYS..."

by Hym Iam June 21, 2023