YES! Property, bitch! Possessive pronoun. MY wife! Mine. If she’s MY wife. She is not anyone else’s wife. She’s mine. Property of me.
Hym “Yes the use of possessive pronoun means she’s mine. You said “I don’t think MY wife is MY property” but the use of possessive pronoun would suggest otherwise. ‘BuT hYm! My WiFe CoUlD sAy ThE sAmE tHiNg AbOuT mE!’ Yeah, no shit, idiot. I guess you’re mutual property. I thought of this response immediately and was going to just leave you to your own devices until I heard a comment that sounds like it pertains to me. ‘Oh, WoW! wHy DiDn’T i ThInK oF tHaT!?’ Because if you have a 145 IQ mine is still 40 points higher than yours and my thoughts are better than everyone’s. Which is why people from all swaths of life use mine and make billions of dollars amongst themselves instead of their own. I am a genius.”
by Hym Iam October 23, 2022
Get the Propertymug. That’s the amount of people who have a dick that is 6 inches or bigger! That’s the exact percentage! It’s that fat cocks! What do we do about it!? Definitely not kill them all... that would be bad and wrong... like trying to impose schizophrenia on someone... stealing all their ideas... 🤔 What could we do? Hmmm.... You know my vote is going to glory whole brothels... that would fix the problem....
Hym “HA! 5%! That’s another one! There I go! Being RIGHT again. Game? Not real! Love! Not real! There is only fat cocks and not-fat cocks... or sign this contract and don’t cheat on me or you don’t get to take half of my money and you burn forever.... or shut up and wear the Hijab bitch or eat rocks... I shouldn’t talk like that. Because I’m also talking about the daughter I don’t have who would be put in direct danger by the thing you’re doing to me and won’t stop because I won’t be the one who pays the price for what you’re doing... and the fact that it would be worse to have a son because no one will care about his life and if he doesn’t buy a permanent whore and/or have a fat cock he will live as a slave and die alone... Hmm... What could we possibly do... Curiouser and curiouser....” 🤔
by Hym Iam November 28, 2022
Get the 5%mug. Hym "I guess, if he wants me dead then he must be suicidal or something guys. You should probably take the decision making out of his hands."
by Hym Iam April 28, 2025
Get the Deadmug. by Hym Iam December 08, 2023
Get the Billy Butchermug. I'm serious guys. My manager just said I'm getting fired so I swear to fucking God if you try to work me to death and leave me for dead it is going to be little-girl-stab o'clock.
by Hym Iam June 17, 2025
Get the Don't pay the wrong personmug. What happened to happiness not being a metric for virtue? Oooooooooh. It's a metric when it's convenient. It's convenient when you can use it as a cudgel to disparage your opposition for their lack of it. Or your a priori presupposition that they lack it.
Hym "I still maintain that happiness is a warm gun but you see how full of shit they (not the jews in general but those people specifically) are? Just a second ago happiness isn't the thing you for which you should be striving. Like.... You have 100 videos of YOU saying that happiness is not a measure of virtue. And now you are using lack of happiness as evidence of LACK of virtue. You can't have it both ways. My proposition isn't even that you SHOULDN'T have kids. It's that having children is divorced from virtue in the way that happiness was divored from virtue... I mean, up until 69 second ago. You'd think you'd try to push back on the deceitful jew stereotype by... you know... not being deceitful... or not being a jew.... convert to MY religion. You don't get to be the intimation of God anymore but... You know there's good television for you to watch... 🤷 This is what the 'reality is perception' crowd is like. Reality isn't reality. Reality is how I'm framing it from moment to moment. Regardless of the lack of continuity in my speech. Look at him. Watch him. Watch him try to reframe it so he can have it both ways. Or just distance himself from the position until you forget and then use one or the other of the two opposing positions, whenever it's convenient."
by Hym Iam February 15, 2023
Get the Happinessmug. Will be reserved exclusively for people who prolonged my torment unnecessarily and their families. I already thought of a fun game we can play to mitigate casualties.
Hym "My retribution shouldn't be your main concern. Your main concern should be the pressure in my brains and the Dead-man switch."
by Hym Iam August 24, 2025
Get the Retributionmug.