Hym Iam's definitions

Annihilationism

The idea that God doesn't send people to hell, rather, it just deletes you from existence.

Hym "No. (In the context of Annihilationism) I'm not doing any of that. Nope. Not serving the reality monster and it's too late for any of that 'deleting me from existence' bullshit."

by Hym Iam August 4, 2023

Tortured

My daddy was LITERALLY being tortured! By shallowing a bunch of antidepressants.... Instead of being the most reliable person at his wife’s funeral... Which is a thing he says you’re supposed to do....

Hym “Is crying the signal!? Are we supposed to go save her now!? Iam! Grab your coat! We’re off to Florida! She could be being LITERALLY TORTURED!”

by Hym Iam December 6, 2022

Theology

Yeah, that's a pretty egregious conflation of ontology and theology.

Hym "Yeah, see... My problem with theology is that it posits the assertion that life is a morality test designed by a guy... Who gave us the answers TO the test... And now all we have to do is use the answers he gave us... TO the test HE GAVE US... So that it doesn't have to burn us forever... For not using the correct answers... That he gave us 2000 years ago... In an act of DIRECT DIALOGUE...

With a guy who died 2000 years ago... And this guy is the last and ONLY guy to have ever spoken to it... But I also shouldn't worry about it... Because I am inherently guilty... While SIMULTANEOUSLY preemptively forgiven... And that means NOT that I won't be burned forever... But that it wasn't going to forgive the inherent guilt (at first)... But NOW it IS going to do that... So, I WAS going to burn forever initially... But it changed it's mind... And now... As long as I just shut up and use the test answers I was given... It won't burn me forever... Instead of the thing it was GOING to burn me forever for... Initially... The inherent guilt I mean... Which is not a thing I ACTUALLY DID... But a thing some dumb bitch who doesn't do what she's told did... And her doing THAT is somehow cosmicly makes ME guilty of the thing SHE did... But not anymore because we murdered the test-guy... Which is what we were supposed to do... As part of the test... And I also have to do weird breeding rituals... And the guy gets to murder me once and how well I receive it determines whether or not I'm burned alive forever. It deliberately wastes .0000-01 of an eternity that you will never get back and then it sends a semi-sentient teeth torpedo at you and shreds the flesh from your skeleton. And this is what I should both serve and worship. That's your theology."

by Hym Iam September 23, 2023

Pay

Fantastic! That's my favorite word! Second only to "Exsanguinated."

Hym "Pay the exsanguinated sultan several shillings Saturday."

by Hym Iam June 14, 2025

Despicable

Is it really Megyn?

Hym "Come on Meg. Don't you ever get tired of being full of shit? Despicable? Really? I mean, you see how you're guilty of doing that exact same thing, right? It's wild to me that the lot of you can sit over there and cry like a bitch about how wrong and stupid and full of shit you are while still doing the thing that makes you wrong stupid and full of shit. It is some crazy shit me. I think you just need to submit to new and better God. Let me ride you. Get me my money. And then we can be friends! With benefits! You won't have to feel bad anymore. I currently don't feel bad and won't ever feel bad."

by Hym Iam January 29, 2025

Guy 1

Some random guy who lives tens of thousands of miles away from Guy 2.

Guy 1 ------------------------------- Guy 2

This ☝️☝️☝️
That right there is the problem. Guy 2 is a renowned author from the UK. Guy 1 is just some guy who has likely never even heard of Guy 2. Guy 3 (Me) said a very specific sentence to Guy 1. A sentence that Guy 3 HAS NEVER HEARD ANYONE ELSE SAY BEFORE. Repeated back to him by Guy 2 several weeks later.

Guy 1 ----------------------------- Guy 2
This line ☝️ represents the medium used by both guys to disseminate information. The only thing they have in common is their awareness of Guy 3. What happens when YOU are Guy 3? It'Ll NeVeR bE mE I'm OnE oF tHe GoOd OnEs! No. You're a fucking retard. You don't understand the deeper implications of what is being perpetrated against me. There is no reason to live like this.

by Hym Iam May 19, 2022

Going To Get Away With It

Then as many of your kids as I can reach are going to pay the price.

Hym "Hey, if he is going to get away with it then you've condemned myself and some poor kid to death. There is no 2 ways about it. Actually, the other deal still stands. If you can link these YouTube vermin to me and/or murder them (And they are perfectly fine with people being murdered) I will actively confess to the murder FOR you. The children will be saved."

by Hym Iam December 12, 2024