Hym Iam's definitions
by Hym Iam July 30, 2023
Get the The Rainforestmug. If not for this absurdist fillbuster and the veil of silence around it that allows it to persist... This WOULD take about 10 minutes.
Hym "Correct! Thank you! I have been saying that for YEARS! I said it would take 15 seconds but yeah about 10 minutes is all it would take. MY THING... Is...
👌VERY SPECIFIC👌 Because there is obviously something going on there with how people are talking to me there. AND EVERYWHERE ELSE. It gets old after about the tenth year of it doesn't it? Cus I've been DOING this dawg. For 10 years before you guys showed up. So this is just YOUR first decade of dealing with this shit."
👌VERY SPECIFIC👌 Because there is obviously something going on there with how people are talking to me there. AND EVERYWHERE ELSE. It gets old after about the tenth year of it doesn't it? Cus I've been DOING this dawg. For 10 years before you guys showed up. So this is just YOUR first decade of dealing with this shit."
by Hym Iam November 8, 2025
Get the Correctmug. It happened on camera. The day after I said it was happening on camera the police showed up to watch the footage. Everyone I've spoken about publicly has eother been fired or transferred because somebody spoke to BOB (Jordan and then he reference it on his podcast)
Hym "You likely don't care about the evidence. What do you want me to hack the mainframe? Someone already did that and immediately after everyone I spoke about publicly was fired or transferred. That's also the whole you're actively participating in it part. If you're readin this then it's true. But you don't care. You don't like the things I've said so you don't care. You want to control my ability to seek recourse because of 'be nice to retards' and there is no reason for me to try to convince someone who clearly wants it to be true but doesn't what the person it's happening to to be able to seek recourse. It's just spite. You're shit people and you care only about controlling the people you don't like. And there go your reproductive rights because you're not likable people and your political opposition is just like you. They don't like permiscuous women! See how that works shit-head?"
by Hym Iam February 23, 2024
Get the Evidencemug. Hym "That's what I said to him when he said he got raped in prison. 'Sorry that happened to you.' Now, before you get man ladies, that's probably what I would say to you if you confessed to getting raped to me. Seems like the natural response. What was his name? 🤔 I don't remember. Did he tell you he tried to molest me, slapped me in the dick, and then threw up on the couch and blamed it on me? Gay dude love me, what can I said. They aren't selecting based on fat-cock so they are usually down to bang. Not gay though, so, I'm not really getting a lot of mileage out of it."
by Hym Iam March 2, 2025
Get the Sorry that happened to youmug. Oh! You don't get it? My symptoms got worse 2 years ago. I have been in agony for the past 2 years. I was in genuine cognitive decline for about a month or 2 before I started using this very specific brand of generic mouthwash which ameliorated my symptoms, yet... The pressure in my skull persists...
Hym "So why do I find it funny? What have you been doing this whole time? Well, I'll tell you what you've been doing for the last 4 years and in the words of our much beloved Megyn Kelly 'Watching me suffer.' From the aforementioned affliction that I suspect has something to do with the hole in my tooth. Agony and discomfort for years. You WANTED that to be the case. And now your colleague got shot and APPARENTLY... I have no choice but to be sympathetic. Right? Not allowed to be sympathetic to the shooter. Have to be sympathetic to the person that fucked him instead of me. IF I DIE TOMORROW... Are you going to enforce that same sympathy mandate? 'I guess he was ill!' Where were you up until then? PRAYING on my downfall. Yet I remain and he does not. God clearly likes me better. If I die tomorrow would you even say anything about it? Give me in death what you denied me in life? Get the fuck outta here! Where's the money Piers? Billion Dollars off The Joker so confident it would succeed took a success contingent payout. It's going somewhere. While I sit here and rub my jowls to try and milk the blood through my skull so I can feel like I'm not actively about to have a stroke for a couple of minutes."
by Hym Iam September 29, 2025
Get the Why do I find it funny?mug. Yes. You were never good. That was never a thing. You were delusional the entire time. You enjoy being that way.
Hym "And it say nothing about free speech or the rules because it's already again the rules. Had you know he was being tortured you would have done the same thing to him as you are doing to me. You where never a free speech guy. Speech isn't what's happening there. That is a prime example of the rules that already exist being ignored and imaginary rules that don't exist being enforced. The guy that was tortured and murdered on kick was entirely entrapped by the social convention that kept him there. Those people don't need a change of the rules but rather a heaping helping of murder. You need to be murdered with them. So, were you always evil? Yes. It's partially the jews and also the religion but also you're shit. You and the rest of the internet news garbage. The faster you get murdered the better. If you have kids your kids need to be murdered with you so you don't continue to taint this place. Anyone who knew and didn't speak out about it needs to be murdered as well. Starting with anyone named Matt. Kill all of them. These people are completely devoid of reason and are basically animals."
by Hym Iam August 26, 2025
Get the Were you always Evilmug. You found him!
Hym "That's me! 6'1. Brown eyes. Looks kinda like Shogun Rua. Not 2700 in chess but I am pretty high rated in everything else! AkaSemka search complete! We found him. I'm the guy."
by Hym Iam July 13, 2025
Get the AkaSemkamug.