Definitions by Hym Iam
Preference
My preference is to live in a world where no one is insulated from ridicule or insult for ANY reason. No exceptions. Because (as I've said before) NONE OF MY SHIT IS OFF LIMITS IS IT? That's my fucking preference. Nothing is off limits. Not soulless cripples. Not your molested buttholes. Not your mongrel children (Who's lives have no value to anyone who isn't you). Not your inferior slut wife. Not your God. No exceptions. EVER. And then you can sit there and RESPECT MY PREFERENCE WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT. And that's what we're going to do. We're all going to do my preference now. I'm going to sit here and take a giant shit and every fiber of your beings one atom at a time. Why? Because I prefer that that happens to you instead of not happening.
Hym "It's just a preference. I prefer insulting you kids and immutable qualities and women in general. I don't really NEED to do this. Shit, it might even be better for everyone if I didn't. But I prefer doing this over other things. I really do. I'd prefer it if you were all stripped of the thing that I don't have. So that's what I'm going to do. Shit, I totally get that you want people to do that. Respect your "off limits things". But I just don't want to do that. And you don't have the right to make me. So there. Preference imposed. I hope your daughters read this and cried. And not THIS this but like... You know what I mean."
Preference by Hym Iam February 22, 2023
Chat bot
You know I'm not a chat bot right? Is that what this is turning into? Cripple supreme and the lobster "prophet" are trying to convince people I'm not a real person for saying that that piece of shit isn't a real person. That's what it's starting to look like.
Hym "I'm just going to get ahead of this thing and say: No. I'm not some kind of chat bot. If someone has convinced you I'm a chat bot, you're a moron. Really. If I'm just a chat bot why has the chipmunk-looking had a fucking pouty ass attitude with me all week? It wasn't me saying it, it was a chat bot that randomly picked a name. Why is she mad? It's almost like she knows who I am and reads along every day. Or she's blaming a random co-worker for the things a chat bot said. Either way you're all still the idiots. Seriously. You're worse than Kendra. Just as willing as she was to sit there and live a lie except on a larger scale."
Accidental cults
I don't think I should have to say this but... You know I'm not going to be super stoked about a bunch of accidental cults running around and harvesting souls in my name right? Right? Because that would constitute charlatanry and if it isn't ABUNDANTLY CLEAR... I'm against that.
Hym "Hey, and don't go blaming me for accidental cults. Alright? We all know how I feel about charlatanry from watching Lucifer... The show were Lucifer hates sin and that's why he punishes them and is a Sherlock Holmes-esque police consultant show... Which is a thing I wrote about... Entirely coincidental I'm sure... The timelines match up.... Just saying.... But yeah, don't let me be the God of your charlatan religion... Not a great way to die... Not going to be a great thing to wake up to after you die..."
Accidental cults by Hym Iam February 22, 2023
Brain cage
I now realize I haven't been properly counting the parts... So, this is whatever part we're at now.
Cain "I HAVE A CHALLENGE!"
God "Okie dokie."
Cain "I will retrieve a thing and Abel will retrieve a thing and then you will decide which of the things is the best thing!"
God "Sounds fun."
Cain "Let's go Abel." *Grabs Abel*
Abel "Ow... I'm coming... Jeez..."
*Later in the forest*
Cain "Where in the hell did Abel run off to..." 🤔
Snake "If you're looking for your brother he's already left to bring his offering to God."
Cain "Damn! I still haven't found a thing... Wait, who are you?"
Snake "My name is *Snake* Er... Shit...😮 💨 God damn it..."
Cain "You're not a snake tho-"
Snake "I KNOW 😖👌... What I am not. 😤 Ok... I heard about your little game and I'd like to help. Here. Take it." 😈
Cain "A cube?"
Snake "Yup. Cube. That idiot's first choice ALWAYS cube. With this, you'll win. Without a doubt."
Cain "Really? Great! Thanks Snake!" *runs off*
Snake "My name isn't... 😮 💨 God damn it..."
Cain "I HAVE A CHALLENGE!"
God "Okie dokie."
Cain "I will retrieve a thing and Abel will retrieve a thing and then you will decide which of the things is the best thing!"
God "Sounds fun."
Cain "Let's go Abel." *Grabs Abel*
Abel "Ow... I'm coming... Jeez..."
*Later in the forest*
Cain "Where in the hell did Abel run off to..." 🤔
Snake "If you're looking for your brother he's already left to bring his offering to God."
Cain "Damn! I still haven't found a thing... Wait, who are you?"
Snake "My name is *Snake* Er... Shit...😮 💨 God damn it..."
Cain "You're not a snake tho-"
Snake "I KNOW 😖👌... What I am not. 😤 Ok... I heard about your little game and I'd like to help. Here. Take it." 😈
Cain "A cube?"
Snake "Yup. Cube. That idiot's first choice ALWAYS cube. With this, you'll win. Without a doubt."
Cain "Really? Great! Thanks Snake!" *runs off*
Snake "My name isn't... 😮 💨 God damn it..."
*Back at the farm*
Cain "I have returned! And here is my offering! BEHOLD!!! A CUBE!" 😁
God "Oh, well alright. That's pretty good man. Abel? Whatcha got?"
Abel "Um... Well... Orb?"
God "OH NO WAY! ORB!? Yeah that's tight. Abel wins. Definitely."
Abel "AAAYY!!"
Cain "Wh... What? How? How could I lose!?"
God "Well, I mean, if you would have brought the orb you would have won, right?"
Cain 😾 *Stares at Abel*
God "Now, you got that look in your eye that a cat gets when it's about to-"
Snake "HOW'D YOU LIKE YOUR CUBE JACKASS!? AHAHAHAHAHA! You DID choose the cube ri-HOLY SHIT!!! 😱 Did you see that guy just mangle the other dudes brain cage!? Oh! That is gruesome! Were you about to say 'fuck the shit out of somebody'? Because that... That is what that guy just did to THAT guys cranium. WOW!"
God "Aw, come on *Snake* Er..." 😳
Snake "Ohohoho! It's not *Snake* remember? Remember that thing you did? It's Snake now! Ahahahahahaha!"
God 😮 💨
Snake "I mean you had to have known right? Would the other one have killed THAT one if HE would have lost? Just let him win! God... You and your orb obsession I swear..."
God "I... Was hoping I was wrong..."
Cain "I have returned! And here is my offering! BEHOLD!!! A CUBE!" 😁
God "Oh, well alright. That's pretty good man. Abel? Whatcha got?"
Abel "Um... Well... Orb?"
God "OH NO WAY! ORB!? Yeah that's tight. Abel wins. Definitely."
Abel "AAAYY!!"
Cain "Wh... What? How? How could I lose!?"
God "Well, I mean, if you would have brought the orb you would have won, right?"
Cain 😾 *Stares at Abel*
God "Now, you got that look in your eye that a cat gets when it's about to-"
Snake "HOW'D YOU LIKE YOUR CUBE JACKASS!? AHAHAHAHAHA! You DID choose the cube ri-HOLY SHIT!!! 😱 Did you see that guy just mangle the other dudes brain cage!? Oh! That is gruesome! Were you about to say 'fuck the shit out of somebody'? Because that... That is what that guy just did to THAT guys cranium. WOW!"
God "Aw, come on *Snake* Er..." 😳
Snake "Ohohoho! It's not *Snake* remember? Remember that thing you did? It's Snake now! Ahahahahahaha!"
God 😮 💨
Snake "I mean you had to have known right? Would the other one have killed THAT one if HE would have lost? Just let him win! God... You and your orb obsession I swear..."
God "I... Was hoping I was wrong..."
Brain cage by Hym Iam February 22, 2023
Distributing responsibility
Bwahahahahaha! He's pretty good at distributing those patents too isn't he? Right cus he doesn't own any of them (aside from a door hinge or something) but all of Tesla's patents can be used freely... Like... All of the patents he doesn't own... That are underneath the banner of Tesla as a brand... Get it? That's hilarious!
Distributing responsibility by Hym Iam February 22, 2023
George Santos
Lied about everything... But he shouldn't resign... Because my ability to use him as a vessel to imposes my will on the populous to too important.... More important than THE TRUTH MY GOD DEMANDS... I'm a good Christian and NOT a paid actor and a shill...
Hym "You see that George Santos shit?"
Iam "Mm? Yeah... Wasn't all that interesting..."
Hym "True. The response to it was far more interesting than the actual reality of a politician defrauding the country... Which is... Ironic? Is that irony? I wouldn't know. I'm not some kind of screenwriter."
Iam "Mm? Yeah... Wasn't all that interesting..."
Hym "True. The response to it was far more interesting than the actual reality of a politician defrauding the country... Which is... Ironic? Is that irony? I wouldn't know. I'm not some kind of screenwriter."
George Santos by Hym Iam February 22, 2023