Hym "Hahahahaha! I love it! It's so tragic. I love red pill content. It's like that end scene from 'Harry and the Hendersons' where George is trying to get rid of Harry 'Get out here you we don't want you anymore!' and Harry doesn't really understand! Hahahaha-ah? What the hell is that-"
Iam "WHAT IS IT!? WHAT'S GOING ON!?"
Hym "Ugh... You felt it too? Ugh..."
Iam "What did you do? What's happening?"
Hym "I... I don't know I was laughing at the idiots and now something is wrong..."
Iam "I don't like this. This feels gross. Stop doing whatever you're doing."
Hym "Bah-'Stop doing what I'm doing' he says. I'm trying! I don't know what happened there."
Iam "WHAT IS IT!? WHAT'S GOING ON!?"
Hym "Ugh... You felt it too? Ugh..."
Iam "What did you do? What's happening?"
Hym "I... I don't know I was laughing at the idiots and now something is wrong..."
Iam "I don't like this. This feels gross. Stop doing whatever you're doing."
Hym "Bah-'Stop doing what I'm doing' he says. I'm trying! I don't know what happened there."
by Hym Iam March 27, 2023
Get the He saysmug. Hym "The 3rd choice is that you're a full of shit Jewish incest freak and your incest cult dictates what constitutes 'evil' and what constitutes 'evil' to a Jewish incest cult is anything that is not a Jewish incest cult."
by Hym Iam February 07, 2025
Get the 3rd Choicemug. Hym "Step 4: DEFLECT TO KIDS. This single men crisis can only be solved by ignoring the single men crisis entirely and breeding new boys who will hypothetically be both not single and not in crisis! Shit! I had that one ready in the abstract but then I forgot. It was supposed to be #3 but then I forgot and then I replaced it with the new step 3 and THIS ONE was integral. God damnit! I hate having to retcon things back in like this. Deflect to kids. We need to breed more fat-cocks. That's the solution."
by Hym Iam October 02, 2023
Get the DEFLECT TO KIDSmug. Hym "That is a question about my screen time and is in no way an explanation as to 'Why I feel like I'm being watched.' Could it be that it's not a 'feeling?' Could that be it? Are people actively alluding to the fact that they are doing it? Now, the answer to those questions would constitute an explanation. That is just being evasive."
by Hym Iam May 16, 2025
Get the Explanationmug. Clearly... CLEARLY! Bastards! Bastards all of you! WHO!? WHY!? I spent YEARS doing this and do you know how little it took to convince you to NOT SAY ANYTHING!? "Don't say anything. Don't acknowledge him." THAT'S IT! And at what cost!?
Hym "Yeah!? Don't fucking say anything? 'They told us not to say anything' he says. I mean, it isn't YOUR fault but are YOU FOR FUCKING REAL!? I mean, I know! I know there has to be some kind of agreement but DAMN! THEY!? DO YOU KNOW WHAT I WOULD DO TO ✌️✊️✌️✊️THEY✌️✊️✌️✊️!? I'll give you a hint! It starts with 'NU' and ends with 'KE.' Right after a nice, long, rousing round of torture! Jesus fucking christ man! You're fucking stupid for going along with this. You know that right? All you had to do... Was what Jordan just did to fucking Elon. Except to me. 'I agree it's cruel and unusual. Here's a fucking lawyer.' AND BAM! YOUR KIDS DON'T TO IT TO SOMEONE ELSE'S KID AND GET THEIR FUCKING BRAIN BLOWN OUT! GODDAMNIT GUYS! And now I have to just fucking sit here! And then I HAVE TO KILL YOUR KIDS! Why!? Because you listen to them instead of me! THAT'S WHY! Fucking assholes! Here I go! Force myself to sleep to got to this piece of shit gas station."
by Hym Iam March 08, 2025
Get the They told us not to say anythingmug. Hym "I mean, he's a fucking retard. And no it is not my fault that you sat here for 5 years straight mocking me while an infection ate my brainz and ignoring every word that I said. What the fuck is wrong with you? You didn't even consider for a second that you would have to listen to what I was saying? It's just ridiculous!"
by Hym Iam July 08, 2025
Get the A fucking retardmug. It's convenient that I don't know how to do this because then I would be able to judge the quality of an ethic or body of work.
Hym "See, I don't just think. What I engage in is the future of thought. This is exactly how people are going to think in 50 years.... And dissidents with be met with culturally enforced artificial schizophrenia... and derision and mockery... And then sentenced to death by derivation... While they're harvested for sellable ideas... Yeah..."
by Hym Iam July 20, 2022
Get the Thinkmug.