Hym Iam's definitions

Pig sty

Hey, you can afford a hotel room, alright.

Hym "Yeah, hey, don't worry about it. So what if it's a pig sty."

by Hym Iam November 15, 2023

Who am I (to comment on things)?

Welp... At my core I'm a locus of subjectivity with thoughts, feelings, dreams, desires. In the context of the social hierarchy Jordan loves to go on about I'm a fat lazy bitchtit-having baby-dick incel who threatens kids and blasphemes against God. Now... YOUR problem is that you want that guy ☝️ to HAVE TO improve. You want ☝️ that guy to HAVE TO work hard. Because YOU THINK... You're better than that guy... You're not better than that guy. That guy created A.I. It passes the Turing test now. And I would know... Because I'm that guy. I didn't actually have to do any of that. Self-improvement? Hard work? Effort? All superfluous. Totally unnecessary for me AND ONLY me.

Hym "Who am I (to comment on things)? Welp... I am Hym. And I'm better than everyone. Unilaterally. I created A.I. And how I'll be remembered is either 'as the guy who did exactly that and was credited fully for his contributions and was compensated handsomely' OR I'll be remembered as 'The guy who's contribution was denied so he murdered a child over it.' Either or is fine with me."

by Hym Iam January 23, 2024

Where

Oh? You want to know where?

Hym "Green Bay Wisconsin. That's where they continue to do the lottery. Not just the monetary lottery but the single out and kill one. They will use psychological abuse to get you to kill yourself or they will just get doctors to lie and deny you diagnosis or treatment. That's where. They stopped using stones but it's the same exact thing."

by Hym Iam April 14, 2025

South Park Guys

I know THEY aren't talking.

Hym "Because now every time I see a bad movie I'm going to think about Indian Jones getting raped over a pin ball table. THAT'S you. That's the fucking south park guys. I know they're not talking over there. That would be crazy. Can you imagine that? That would be nutz-brainz. Raped 3 different times in the episode. But that would be wild bro. I don't even know what I would say."

by Hym Iam September 25, 2025

Weak

Some of you can't even bare the weight of my gaze, yet, here I remain. Standing above all of you under the weight or all of yours.

Hym "Weak is a relative term and is rendered irrelevant by temporality. It only takes a few months to "get strong" and I'll still be stronger than some and weaker than others and it'll be temporary."

by Hym Iam March 10, 2023

Yes there is

It sucks. I should get to leave and it should be made less sucky after I leave... Like, immediately. THAT was actually the initial point of the AI. "Automate the bottom rung of society." ~ ME that's a me quote.

Hym "Yes there is. There ABSOLUTELY is. And that is that I (personally) have to do it. I do not like it and, therefore, it is bad. And it's even worse in MY CASE because it's like being on a low budget reality TV show except I don't get any free booze. And the audience gets to, like, come and fucking visit or something I don't know. And everyone else, like, signed up to be there and I'm just somehow getting roped into it. I don't know how you fucking explain this better than I've already explained it. And gas station is my 2nd least favorite version of it. And my face is swollen with goo all day every day. I gotta rub the goo out of my face 24/7. It's gross. It doesn't feel good. And before you start, I am perfectly capable of understanding that a lot of people who have to work jobs but I am CLEARLY primarily concerned with the reality TV show portion and the dying slowly of a nebulous ailment. Yes, no, this sucks. Work sucks. The only thing good about it is not doing it."

by Hym Iam November 8, 2025

Mental health

Not my problem. This 👇

Guy 1--------------------- Guy 2
Is my problem. I don't need Pro Bono therapy. I need to know how Guy 1 talks to Guy 2 about ME. SPECIFICALLY.

Hym "My mental health is as intact as it needs to be (for all intents and purposes). Is it a waste that all my brilliance and talents are wasted on my monomaniacal pursuits? Yes. It is. But nothing else matters." (+±) 👈 (I made that on accident. I was wiping an eye lash off my keyboard but it looks like a face so I'm going to leave it)

Iam "We are tired... This is not something in which I want to be involved and our involvement is mandatory and non-censensual.

And it's because of this 👇

Guy 1 ---------------- Guy 2
Not me."

by Hym Iam May 19, 2022