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I have individual rights. I can do things other can not and I DID. I have RIGHT to the credit. And I RIGHT to be paid.
Hym "I'm not letting you take this away from me."
by Hym Iam October 18, 2025
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Shujinkydink

Yeah, so, I told you to go over there and either my posts are being curated to prevent me from tossing subscribers around OR you didn't listen to so let me further contextualize it by saying...
Hym "Shujinkydink ALSO has a tragic backstory where his biological parents were the victims of a famous Canadian chainsaw murder that left him orphaned at an early age. He now has a young son. I'm not going to repeat myself."
by Hym Iam January 20, 2024
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You weren't fucking doing that you dork. You weren't preempting his fascism. He had a vaguely fascist thing about violence keeping people civil... I'm like, that's like fascism and you're not Joe Rogan... And then he started DOING a fascism... And now I'm the highest status man on the planet because I created A.I. I'm the only one who can stop him!
Dork "If we wait for him to atart rounding up jewish people to call him a fascists..."

Hym "You weren't fucking doing that you fucking hippy!"
by Hym Iam March 5, 2024
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R-Strategy Mating

So... Noah? Right? Because he's the one who did the thing. Yeah, no, he's a piece of shit. Totally. But so is anyone else doing the thing to me that you are all doing. So there... You all suck. Complete fucking bums.
Hym "On a different note: I am CLEARLY better than everyone. R-Strategy mating is better than an incest ritual. I think I'll just do that."
by Hym Iam July 26, 2024
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Dragon's Monologue 2

It doesn't slap as hard as the first one. It just kind of vaguely alludes to some of the same general themes.
Hym "I mean, to be fair, it would be hard for Dragon's Monologue 2 to parallel the quality, let alone surpass, the monologue from the first Dragon's Dogma. But I was hoping they would at least make the attempt. Which loses you point. -1 for the intellectual cowardice."

Iam "Wait! There's a TRUE ending."

Hym "What? Ah shit. Alright. There better be a monologue. Your rating hangs in the balance."
by Hym Iam April 3, 2024
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A Superpowered Slave

That is what you like Emma.
Hym "It isn't THAT you like... It's having a superpowered slave."
by Hym Iam July 11, 2025
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Suit

Hey, so she got the joke, huh? I'm glad my humor isn't wasted on her.
Hym "Ha! Nice suit! I love it! But you knew that before you put it on."
by Hym Iam January 29, 2023
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