You are not

And the idea that they won't pay the price are just lies you read in some shitty book.

Hym "You don't care about guilt or innocence. You care about 1 thing and 1 thing only. And even if they are... You are not."

by Hym Iam March 02, 2025

Hello?

I'm still alive! Is it... Are the bombers on the way? Cus I was going to rub one out in a minute here and I'm not trying to die mid-wank, ya feel me?

Hym "Hello? Do I have time for a dry tugger before the bombs drop or no?"

by Hym Iam July 06, 2024

Suicidality

That OR faux suiciality is trendy again like it was in the ealy to mid 2000s (2003-2009)

Hym "And what's the metric you are using to measure this suicidality? Is it self-reporting? Of based on attempt?"

by Hym Iam February 14, 2023

Dostoyevsky

YOU can’t surpass him.... that being said... I CAN. Because I’m better than you!

Hym “Holy shit! I’ve never read any Dostoyevsky but I watched a 15 minute video on YouTube about him and boy are we alike! And he’s nothing like Dr. Jordan Bitchboy Peterson. That’s insane! Because he considers himself a ‘peer’ but, in reality, I’M closer to a peer to Dostoyevsky that Jordan is to anyone who isn’t a fraud!”

by Hym Iam November 22, 2022

Danzaburou

Ok. You clearly didn't look up the Danzaburou thing. So, I'll explain.

Iam "Alright. So Danzaburou is the Supreme leader of the danuki (Magical Racoon-Dogs). And he's know for disguising himself as a human and TRICKING HUMAN PHYSICIANS and embezzling money from people. He usually always pays back what he stole."

Hym "Get it? So, apparently, your corporate overlords have a sense of humor. That's why racoon dogs..."

by Hym Iam March 28, 2023

The Image of God

No, you see the reflection of yourself and conflate that with God because you're a fucking narcissist.

Hym "Jesus Christ, I bet you see the image of God every time you look in the mirror you narcissist. And your hierarchy and society it's just a metaphor for 'fucking your daughter.' You realize that right? The only people who should be allowed to 'climb on top' are people you approve of (which is why nepotism and cronyism run rampant)."

by Hym Iam September 12, 2022

Strategically Moronic

How so? Pretty sure I got you to consent to the murder of your own kids. I mean... You're already primed to do it by your religion but... Still... It's funny.

Hym "Nothing strategically moronic about it

If you would have said to me 'Stop watching me and don't fuck that retard and pay me for my labor or I'll murder your kids' I would have been like 'Okie dokie.' And I would have went home and played Baldur's Gate 3. That's the definition of asininity." 🤷 ♂️

by Hym Iam November 24, 2023