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Hym "The (Psychic) Dictatorship of 'the people you SHOULD be listening to'. It's one large Tu Quoque fallacy. You can see it everywhere. All over YouTube. They don't just arbitrate what you should think or how you should behave... They also dictate 'Who should or should not be listened to.' YOU NEED TO BE TOLD THAT BY YOUR BETTERS APPARENTLY!

Literally 98% of the YouTubers "Don't listen to THEM! You don't even have to listen to ME... But you SHOULD be listening to ME IN ABSTRACTION as someone who WOULD say the things I WOULD SAY to reinforce my ideological presuppositions!"

Hym "See that? ☝️ THAT right there is something to watch out for..."
by Hym Iam August 11, 2023
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Christ

Didn't bear the cross alone. They made Simon of Cyrene help him. Just goes to show that if you aren't a central figure you (kind of) go by the wayside.
Hym "Damn! I actually feel bad about that now! Wow! Ouch! That actually hurts my feelings!"

Iam "I'm sorry. I'm sure this is hollow consolation but I was disillusioned in the wake of this grand deception and it put me in a really bad place."

Hym "It was inconceivable to me, by the way! Sounded like a pretty good plan. Didn't work but, you know, nobody has a 100% success rate."

Iam "But, no, that's why I'm so blown away by your response! It wasn't even about you. This was a direct response to an inside joke about what 'I thought (but didn't know)' and the basic assertion that 'there was nothing I could do about it'. So there. That's what I think and here's a list of things I could do about it."

Hym "I mean, for Christ's sake, if the girl had to look herself in the mirror the neglected severely autistic cuckold didn't get to masturbate because she couldn't stand the thought of him pretending to screw her! How am I supposed to report that!? And what happens when I report it? They do what they tried to do. Sweep it under the rug and transfer me to a different house. Keep the sex cult going. Damn! I didn't blame you! I blame literally every single person who participated, defended, or tried to justify it. You might fall into that category but holy shit my guy. Even I'm sorry about that one! Damn!"

Iam "I mean, I'm sorry, but you can clearly tell I got some other stuff going on here. Wow!"
by Hym Iam May 11, 2022
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Christ

The question was "How do you reconcile YOUR conceptualization of christ with the orthodox view of christ?" And then he (Still-Dr. but soon to be Not-Dr. Jordan B. Peterson goes on this long-winded slew of his own talking points... Concluding that HIS conceptualization of Christ is correct and that he can see how he's not correct... And then he avoids the question entirely because he doesn't want to admit that he doesn't believe the Jesus was the creator of the universe in human form.
Hym "And he avoids the question about christ because he's the single most dishonest, evasive weasel you will ever see in your life! That doesn't answer the question! Nothing you said answers the question that was asked. But they don't care. They just want someone with women 'credibility' to shovel souls into the furnace. And he's happy to do it! So, long as he gets to pretend to be a thing he is not (An authority in the mental health community which is WHY he's losing his license! Because he's using his credentials to try and set himself up as an authority in the mental health community and the board was like "Um... Hey, yeah, you're not an authority" and now he's all "Well, I just don't see why they're taking my license away!" And that's funny). But that's why he wants (so desperately) for me to give this up. I have to pretend to not be the thing that I am... So HE can continue to pretend to be a thing he is not..."
by Hym Iam February 18, 2024
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But the children!

You try to dominate and curate reality to shield your kids and then wonder why kids are PROLONGING THEIR ADOLESCENCE, JORDAN! YOU SEE HOW IT'S YOUR FAULT!
Retard "We NeEd To PrOtEcT oUr ChIlDrEn! BuT tHe ChIlDrEn!"

Jordan (Also a retard) "WhY aRe AlL oF tHe ChIlDrEn PrOlOnGiNg ThEiR aDoLeScEnCe!? WhAt CoUlD iT pOsSiBlY bE!?"

Hym "Yeah, no. Probably not the thing (both) ARE and HAVE BEEN doing.... Couldn't possibly be that... The falsifying of reality to male yourself feel better about the fact that YOU CHOSE TO SUBJECTED YOUR KIDS TO THE CREATURE."
by Hym Iam August 20, 2023
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Weaponizing

Turning something into a weapon... Or someone
Hym "Where have you been?"

Iam "Mmm? Trying to find something to watch... Heard you shout something about Dregs..."

Hym "Yes! Isn't that fucking hilarious!? She said 'they're weaponizing the dregs of society'! Hahaha! That's exactly what they're doing! We're dregs! No one uses that phrase! Except for us."

Iam "Mmm... I am legion..."

Hym "What are you eating?"

Iam "Sandwich..."

Hym "Well, cut it out! You're spoiling the moment! We're like the ultimate weapon! We're practically Escanor! This is absolutely hilarious!"

Iam "Well is that's the case, they need to do is send one of them cute girls over here to polish the ol' handle..."

Hym "Wha... Wow! That was little out of left field for you."

Iam "Meh..."

Hym "........ Go get me a sandwich..."
by Hym Iam May 19, 2022
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Weaponizing

I mean you're actively weaponizing the performative withholding of actionable of information in the form of imposed schizophrenia.
Guy "Right but we're weaponizing it so that you have to work as hard as I feel that people (generally) should have to work to do the things you're trying to or want to or need do."

Hym "And at the same time you're scheduling women to come fuck this retard... So that he doesn't need to actually go through the dating process that you're trying to force me to engage in... And you're acting keeping away women who express any interest... with literal schedule changes.... Because you don't like that Satan stuff... Ok... You seem like rational people who can actually be spoken to and trusted to arbitrate my fate... So... Arbitrate my fate... Is it death by brain infection? It's looking like death by brain infection... Actually a woman came up to me the other day (Because everyone know who I am) and said 'She had a tooth infection' with a dead-eyed grin and she didn't say it because it was an actual thing she was going through; she said it because she knew that I was going through it and that there is nothing I can do about it. I'm being performatively disempowered in a situation where my problems could be fixed immediately... As a matter of deliberate effort... Because I did a thing you don't actually have the balls to threaten or kill me over... Yeah..."
by Hym Iam July 28, 2023
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Jail

A victimless crime that only harms your ego and the damage is dealt only by the fact they you kids lives aren't as important as you'd like them to be. And NOW... Kids are dead because you wanted to make my life a hell of my own description and you have no one to blame but yourselves. You ignored the information you were presented with and tried to enforce your own self-importance by JOINING IN ON THE MANUFACTURING OF A MENTAL ILLNESS THAT DOES NOT EXIST.
Hym "Nah. Go fuck yourself. If you would have did what I told you to do those kids wouldn't be dead. If you didn't feel the need to meet out extra-judicial faux-justice no one would have gotten harmed. And you would have done what I told you to do is only you weren't A FUCKING RETARD. MENTALLY RETARDED. Jail the people orchestrating my stalking in harassment because the point of the stalking and harassment is to get me to either kill myself or kill your kids. Punish the people who convinced you to remain silent. Give the credit and payment for creating that AI just there. And then learn the lesson your mentally retarded ass should have learned BEFORE that school shooting in Texas."
by Hym Iam March 28, 2025
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