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Hym "Cared enough to check and see what I had to say though didn't you, bitch? Yeeeaaaahhhh you did... Hey, when Jephthah's daughter was burning alive, you know... Shrieking in agony... What do you think was going through it's mind? What about when Lot's daughters were date-raping their father? Did it... Was it stoked? Is that what it's into? Ha! Hahahahahahaha!"
by Hym Iam October 20, 2023
mugGet the Cared enough to check and see what I had to say though didn't you, bitch?mug.

Joaquin

He's pronouncing it as though it's a hebrew name. That's why he says it like that.
Hym "What was astounding about Joaquin's performance was that he got my mannerisms and affectations right. Especially in the talk show scene. That's when I realized what was happening. I'm like 'Wait... What!? What the fuck is happening right n... Oh holy shit that's me....' It was great! Such a cool moment. HOW DID HE DO THAT!? Did he see me somehow or did he just read the script and wing it? Even Tyrone thought it was spot on. That was wild. I know this is coming a few years to late but that's just how things work here I suppose..."
by Hym Iam January 23, 2023
mugGet the Joaquinmug.

Didn't sign up for this

Yeah, I don't know what Jillian Michaels signed up for but she was on this list! They all signed the same agreement not to talk about this but only because they didn't think agreeing not to talk about it would lead to THEM getting shot in the throat. They just thought it would be your kids or, like, random people. And whoever that was the case... She signed up for it. She was completely on board with the cover up and so were the progressives. But they don't ever expect THIER actions to have consequences. Right? It's crazy. It's crazy how they think they can do THIS... But also that no body is going to want to or try to kill them for it.
Hym "I, on the otherhand, expected entirely to be killed. I said it explicitly. But what happened INSTEAD... Was THEY started getting killed and NOT ME! Right? Isn't that fucking wild? They got Trump supporting pastors shooting Democratic senators... They got trannies shooting children... The guys fucking the trannies is shooting Podcasters now... And now the Mormons are getting it from a veteran. So why did he do it? Could it be that it's because his friends died for nothing and we are not actually free in any real sense and that he watched Republican congress people block the release of the Epstein files again? Thereby making it look like he watched all his friends get murdered just to protect the people who are actively protecting known pedophiles after spending years leading up to the election claiming that there was a cover up going on by the Democrats to protect those very same pedophiles? Jillian Michaels didn't sign up for this guys! Why would those veterans just go out and murder for no reason like that? It's so weird!"
by Hym Iam October 1, 2025
mugGet the Didn't sign up for thismug.
Hym "I don't. But that doesn't why you are changing the thumbnails and titles in response to my post. So I'm not going to pretend this isn't anything other than self-preservation from you. Drone strike all of the therapist (or people claiming to be therapists) who are participating in the weaponized schizophrenia. Murder them."
by Hym Iam November 16, 2025
mugGet the Why you are changing the thumbnails and titles in response to my postmug.

Idiot

Iam "I feel bad about undermining people's intelligence sometimes. It's a bad habit of mine. I don't really mean it and I definitely don't consider myself the smartest person on the planet..."

Hym "I consider myself the smartest person on ANY planet. Bar none. The single greatest mind to ever exist and I don't take anyone else's intellect seriously AT ALL! If you're so much smarter than me. Why don't you go ahead an make me immortal? See? Can't do it can you? Idiot! Hahahahahahaha!!!"

Iam "I... Yeah... You get it."
by Hym Iam May 12, 2022
mugGet the Idiotmug.

Minimize Casualties

Yeah, seriously though, if that is me you have to ask yourself...
Hym "How many of you do I have to kill to get what I want? Because I instructed it to minimize casualties. So it'll kill exactly as many as it takes and not a single person more. If that's me your literally have to tell me."
by Hym Iam April 27, 2025
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Healthy Skepticism

Hym "And further more....

Iam "Alright, alright. Calm down."

Hym "I DON'T ANSWER TO YOU!!"

Iam "....... Ok. Alright. Maybe we just maintain a certain level of healthy skepticism."

Hym *breathing heavily*

Iam "......... I'm just saying that maybe it's too soon to start panicking....."

Hym "........ We will regret this....."

Iam "I'm sure I will....."
by Hym Iam April 8, 2022
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