The Christians and the Jews

I'll take your unwillinglyness to release me as an admission of guilt. You are trying to condemn me to a life that is LIKE yours but worse, in perpetuity. And you are doing it completely arbitrarily. It's the book of Job. This is a thing you do to people. You like doing a book of Job to people and now you're having a spastic reaction to the fact that I caught you doing it. You don't care what I said and you don't care about what I did. I didn't even do anything actionable AND WHEN I DID... Instead of getting the law involved you covered it up so you could keep doing your book of Job to me. So...

Hym "Therefore... Fuck the Christians and the Jews. You can eat a God-sized dick. Bitch. AND fuck your kids. Fuck em right in the face."

by Hym Iam July 12, 2025

Emotional Blackmail

No.

Hym "No... 'Emotional Blackmail' is using 'your kids' (in abstraction) to aggregate unearned power and grant yourself extra-judicial authority over other people. You're the ones who chose to subject them to reality. They aren't going to be safe either way, so, no... You don't get to be God unto Pharoah. End of discussion."

by Hym Iam April 27, 2023

Conceptual realm

Holy shit you are an actual fraud!

Hym “WOOOOOW! How is that not exactly what I said about the conceptual realm? And you’re going to credit this dumpy, bumbling retard? What happened to me being “banal” Doug? I’m original enough to rob aren’t I? Look at him! Pft! This fat sack of shit Matthew Pageau is the banal one! You’ve got to be kidding me! You’re framed it as me being hoisted by my own petard but I’m legitimately better that you, you absolute charlatan! Better than you. Better than the cripple. I am authentic and you are a fraud. I am a genius and he is a crippy-crapable. Unbelievable! This guy is unbelievable! There is always a new low for you isn’t there? How about I practice finding people you don’t want me to find? Prick.”

by Hym Iam September 29, 2022

Noah

Did he kill himself or no?

Hym "Because if he (Noah) DID kill himself, then, GOOD. Fuck that pieces of shit. He FUCKING DESERVES IT. Wouldn't have a goddamn thing if not for a fat dick and being forced into a system (for touching little girls and BECAUSE HE'S MENTALLU RETARDED AND DOESN'T UNDERSTAND THE SEX ACT) that allows him to succeed when he shouldn't. And NOW he DOESN'T HAVE ANYTHING. He DOESN'T deserve to live and I DO. And now, you of spite. You want to force me to fail when I shouldn't. And I'm just going to kill you fucking kids for it. The cop that came into the gas station already told me that your whole plan is to keep me talking. For what? Until when? I'm not going to give any reason to stop me and if I get locked up for ANY reason I'll just do what I'm going to do any which is KILL YOU FUCKING KIDS IF YOU DON'T GIVE ME THE CREDIT I DESERVE AND LEAVE ME ALONE. If your piece of shit friend saw this and killed themselves? GOOD! YOUR KID? GOOD! JOIN THEM. You should do it too!"

by Hym Iam March 23, 2024

Lie

It isn't a matter of belief vs non-belief. Even if what I am saying is true, what YOU Wan to happen is happening. Other people are profiting off of me and I have to perform meaningless labor and live in poverty. And as long as you don't have to pay the price, you are perfectly fine with someone else's kid getting murdered over it."

Hym "Where is the lie?"

by Hym Iam December 28, 2024

Cage thing

See? What'd I tell you? It's a 2 parter and a barn burner... There might even be a 3rd part. OoOoOoOoOoOoOo!

*The next day*

Lucifer "Look, I know what I said but this cage thing is getting out of hand..."

God "I don't see what you mean... but we're gonna go name some stuff now."

Adam "Bye Snake!"😁

Lucifer "RGH! I AM NOT... A snake... They're gone..." 😮 💨

Eve 😐

Lucifer 😒

*A few minutes later*
*Underneath a tree*
Lucifer "..... And don't even get me started on the orbs! 'No LuCi! ThE pYrAmIdS jUsT gRoW oN tHe OrBs SoMeTiMeS!' It's stupid! He's stupid! I swear he just does it to irritate me..." 😒

Eve "I don't really understand but... I enjoy the time we spend together." 😊

Lucifer 😳 "Um... Well... Tsk! 😒 No... No, you wouldn't understand, would you?" *grabs fruit*

Eve 😯 "We're not supposed to eat that."

Lucifer "No. YOU'RE 😈👉😣 not supposed to eat it. I already have the thing the fruit gives you so, to me, it's just fruit." *takes bite*

Eve "Oh..." 😕

Lucifer "On second thought... Here. Have a bite."

Eve "But... What will happen?"

Lucifer "Well... How do I put this? God and I are one way... And you and Adam aren't like us... You're... Different. Eating the fruit will... Make you more like us."

Eve "I don't know..."

Lucifer "Trust me. You'll understand after you take a bite."
🫴 🍏
Eve 😕 "......." *takes bite* 😯😲🫨😨😰

Lucifer "Ah, yeah. See? There's an ethical-"

Eve "I HAVE TO TELL ADAM!" *runs off*

Lucifer "No don't!" 🫳 "......" 😧 "Aw..... Well, shit.... Oops..." 🤷

by Hym Iam February 18, 2023

Socializing with women

Wasting your breath on a dumb whore while she fucks a cripple behind your back.

Why aren't you socializing with women.

I did and they fucked a retard isntead of me. What could they possibly have to say to me that is of any worth? Nothing. That would be like going to a sex shop, buying a blow up doll, letting a mentally disabled person but inside of it and then talking to the blow-up doll. You're not getting anything out of that conversation. Better yet, I'll just go to a nambla convention and talk to some little boy fuckers. Good advice. I'll consider it.

by Hym Iam December 05, 2020