Definitions by Hym Iam

Happiness

Steven looked pretty happy but I guess it's hard not to be when you have your own personal fuck slave! That's hilarious!"

Hym "You've conflated 'Happiness' with acting out your narcissistic faith and/or groveling at the feet (or at least pretending to) of you Mad Jim Jaspers. So it's impossible for anyone to 'look happy' to you, you fucking idiot. Anyone who isn't married with kids CANNOT be happy to you. It's a semantic pitfall-trap because even is someone looks happy they can't 'be' happy without acting out your definition of happy. Steven was doing that. Look how happy he is. A week ago he would have used that as evidence of superiority. Oh, hey, I've been meaning to ask: What's the name of your wife's surgeon friend?"

Happiness by Hym Iam May 3, 2023

Sacrificial whipping boy 

No. I'm not going to pay the price for your inability to cope with the fact that your kids are getting fucked and stuffed by your priests and your bureaucrats.

Hym "No. I'm just a sacrificial whipping boy you're using to cope with your child safety anxiety. Nothing has changed. I still have everything to gain and nothing to lose. And you can't say the same."

Sacrificial whipping boy by Hym Iam May 3, 2023

Flasher 

Ohohohohohoho! AND he's a flasher! Flashing his fat cock all over the place! Hahahahaha!

Hym "Hey! He's a flasher too!!! Look at him!"

Flasher by Hym Iam May 3, 2023

Spending less money 

OH! BRILLIANT! I (THE GENIUS SCREENWRITER THAT SUCCEEDED WHERE YOU FAILED) DIDN'T THINK OF THAT! IF ONLY MY BRAIN (WHICH HAS RECENTLY BEEN CITED MORE TIMES BY MAINSTREAM INTELLECTUALS THAN ANY OTHER AUTHOR) WORKED MORE GOODERS!

Hym "Right and business owners should just stopped getting robbed! People should just stop getting murdered too! I make 150% more than my previous job but the price of everything has increased by 250% I guess I should just go to the dollar store and by a bunch of cheap heavily processed food so I can contribute to the obesity crisis that you care so much about and drink out of the tap like the peasant slave that I am! Spend every day feeling sick to my stomach until I earn the right to spend my own money on food that isn't poison. It won't get me credit for any of the things I've written. I know!

Maybe the business that refuses to give employees full-time so that they don't have to pay for health or dental insurance should be held accountable for the quality of life they provide for their employees because even though the skill required is low they need an indefinite amount of labor. Labor that consists of staving off the homeless crackheads and panhandlers that frequent the store and scraping shit off the floor because people (apparently) don't know how to use a toilet. I can't work more hours because the managers have labor quotas and don't have any ours to give. And that applies to BOTH of the jobs I'm working. I already AM spending less money because the only thing I pay for is bills and food and drink. I eat one meal a day now. 'WeLl gEt AnOtHeR jOb!' Says the retard. Even doing that would lead to a transitory period where I would run out of money because jobs never start new employees at the beginning of a pay period. Meaning it would take at least a month for me to get a full paycheck. Hopefully I can convince my landlord not to evict me until I get paid. I would literally have to save up money to be able to afford to switch jobs to a job where I make more money. Assuming that anyone hires me (which would also take time). You come here and do it. I can sit and regurgitate my opinion into the ether for and hour and I can do it better than YOU, so, let's see you come down to hell and do my thing. They have to weaponize schizophrenia at you too. Let's see it."

Spending less money by Hym Iam May 2, 2023

Paramount+ 

Paramount+!? That's not "Babylon being on Amazon prime" Google! That's "Babylon being on Paramount+" you lying son of a bitch!

Amazon Prime "But you can rent it..."

Hym "I DON'T WANT TO RENT IT YOU BITCH! I WANT IT TO BE WHERE GOOGLE SAID IT WAS! WHERE IS IT!? IS IT HERE!?"

Amazon "You can buy our Paramount+ packa-"

Hym "NOT RHETORICAL! IS IT HERE!? NO!! IT'S ON PARAMOUNT+! YOU ARE NOT PARAMOUNT+ AMAZON!"

Paramount+ by Hym Iam May 2, 2023

Satanist 

Technically I'm closer to a "Carpocratian Gnostic."

Hym "Yeah, I'm Satanist adjacent though... But wow! That was not a very self-aware rant. I mean... Did you see that kid catch you espousing Satanist rhetoric? It was a good video. I still don't know how the name thing is supposed to work but he know who he is... And he GOT your ass, son! Ha!"

Satanist by Hym Iam May 2, 2023

Contribution 

😐............... What? Oh! Yeah, I don't have anything to contribute to that. I'm not an economics guy.

Hym "Yeah, I got nothing for that. You covered pretty much the entire breadth of my economic knowledge. Buy cheap, re-invest the dividends, invest in gold, hire a broker. That's all I got... Which proves that I give good advice in spite of my lack of experience! I've said all those things before! See!? I know my stuff. I learned it from some guy! But that's my entire contribution. I have nothing else to add."

Contribution by Hym Iam May 2, 2023