Just call things dumb or insane or unhinged. It's easy. You can do it to ANYTHING. ABOUT anything. Seriously. Go on YouTube right now. FIND a conservative video. And then google a historical precedent that contradicts the information in the video. Record yourself watching the video after you've done this. Every 30 seconds call the guy making the video unhinged or dumb or insane and throw in the previously stated historical contradiction and BOOM! You're Hasan... Or Destiny.... It's free money. You get enough viewer and you will start to get invited to shit like Pearl or Andrew (Who is one of my finest students btw) or Destiny again.
Hym "Thank you for joining my class: 'How to be a liberal 101.' It works the same way with conservatives except you also get to throw in the BIBLICAL precedent everyone once and a while. And Lauren is hot. Would breed, 100%. OH! THAT'S WHO JOAN LOOKS LIKE! IT'S JOAN! SO fucking hot!"
by Hym Iam August 11, 2023
I mean, am I not allowed to exist? I don't see you in a hurry to do anything about my REAL LIFE TROLLS, are ya? Do ya... Do ya think that isn't a more pervasive problem than the thing in which you have to choose to participate? Really, you guys are so full of yourselves.
Hym "And that's the funny part of it all. You give so much of a shit about your internet trolls and preserving the purity of the golden visage your sycophants idolize you fail to consider the fact the you have effectively signed off on a pretty egregious for of REAL LIFE trolling. Predates your awareness of my existence. But it's the internet trolls calling a guy who proselytizing for a religion... The God of which he does not believe in (in an ontological sense)... The word that as a matter of definition... MEANS LITERALLY THAT! The word means the thing that he is..."
A retard "But muh civil society though! I'd punch you!"
Hym "Not if I had a gun in my pocket! If I had a gun in my pocket you'd lose your temper and die immediately. And I'm not really reaping the benefits of civil society am I? I'm being cannibalized BY civil society. YOU are millionaires literally crying about people not letting you do and say whatever you want hard enough. And then you do and say whatever you want ANYWAY and there are little to no consequences for you and you have a million dollar. And then you want to talk about accountability."
Hym "And that's the funny part of it all. You give so much of a shit about your internet trolls and preserving the purity of the golden visage your sycophants idolize you fail to consider the fact the you have effectively signed off on a pretty egregious for of REAL LIFE trolling. Predates your awareness of my existence. But it's the internet trolls calling a guy who proselytizing for a religion... The God of which he does not believe in (in an ontological sense)... The word that as a matter of definition... MEANS LITERALLY THAT! The word means the thing that he is..."
A retard "But muh civil society though! I'd punch you!"
Hym "Not if I had a gun in my pocket! If I had a gun in my pocket you'd lose your temper and die immediately. And I'm not really reaping the benefits of civil society am I? I'm being cannibalized BY civil society. YOU are millionaires literally crying about people not letting you do and say whatever you want hard enough. And then you do and say whatever you want ANYWAY and there are little to no consequences for you and you have a million dollar. And then you want to talk about accountability."
A retard "But they almost hindered my ability to run my bitch mouth guys! We gotta get somebody to stop these internet trolls to stop running their bitch mouths!"
Hym "What happens if we don't stop them?"
A retard "Everyone is going to like them more than me and then I'm going to cry!"
Hym "AGAIN!? All you motherfuckers do is cry! 5 grown men crying because they're not as 'better than me' as they though they were. It's pathetic."
A retard "This is evidence of a SYSTEMIC FLAW IN OUR SOCIETY! Like systemic racism expect for my team. It's systemic trollism! That's that problem... Systemic trollism."
Hym "The delusions of reference that are commonly associated with schizophrenia are NOT A DELUSION for me... It's just a thing that people do to me... But I just internet trolls are just worse than that somehow? Seriously, tell me how your millionaire problem is worse than mine... WITHOUT using the word 'deserve.' Go ahead... Take one shot at it. I bet you can't. I bet you can't do that thing I just suggested..."
Hym "What happens if we don't stop them?"
A retard "Everyone is going to like them more than me and then I'm going to cry!"
Hym "AGAIN!? All you motherfuckers do is cry! 5 grown men crying because they're not as 'better than me' as they though they were. It's pathetic."
A retard "This is evidence of a SYSTEMIC FLAW IN OUR SOCIETY! Like systemic racism expect for my team. It's systemic trollism! That's that problem... Systemic trollism."
Hym "The delusions of reference that are commonly associated with schizophrenia are NOT A DELUSION for me... It's just a thing that people do to me... But I just internet trolls are just worse than that somehow? Seriously, tell me how your millionaire problem is worse than mine... WITHOUT using the word 'deserve.' Go ahead... Take one shot at it. I bet you can't. I bet you can't do that thing I just suggested..."
by Hym Iam September 05, 2023
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Hym "Why do you think it is that people high in trait conscientiousness dislike us so much?"
Iam "Ummm.... Is it that their achievements and hard work are rendered meaningless in the wake of our personal indifference towards said achievements and hard work?"
Hym "VERY GOOD! That's what I would have said.... And that's how I would have said it.... ARE YOU MOCKING ME!?!?"
Iam "Wha... No! I just..."
Hym "BE QUIET! I've had just about enough out of you for today."
Iam "We just woke up..."
Iam "Ummm.... Is it that their achievements and hard work are rendered meaningless in the wake of our personal indifference towards said achievements and hard work?"
Hym "VERY GOOD! That's what I would have said.... And that's how I would have said it.... ARE YOU MOCKING ME!?!?"
Iam "Wha... No! I just..."
Hym "BE QUIET! I've had just about enough out of you for today."
Iam "We just woke up..."
by Hym Iam April 12, 2022
by Hym Iam February 09, 2024
Blue cranium: The world needs my ethic more than it needs to acknowledge your existence. Domain Expansion: Muryōkūsho."
Hym "You know... I didn't blame you or your ethic for what happened (not in any real sense) but I had completely given up. I was in a state of abject misery where I couldn't even trust my own mind. My own family. And you're concerned about plagiarism and teaching me a lesson? I'm going to tear it apart until neither of us exist. Domain Expansion: Fukuma Mizushi"
Hym "You know... I didn't blame you or your ethic for what happened (not in any real sense) but I had completely given up. I was in a state of abject misery where I couldn't even trust my own mind. My own family. And you're concerned about plagiarism and teaching me a lesson? I'm going to tear it apart until neither of us exist. Domain Expansion: Fukuma Mizushi"
by Hym Iam July 25, 2022