A fat cock. Critical fat-cock theory strikes again! It is the single greatest theory ever posited! I am a FUCKING GENIUS! And I'm right about why though women are molesting that retarded piece of shit.
Hym "SO! What does he mean when he says 'The #1 revealed trait is "good in bed"?' Let's look at what we know: Women can't be good in bed which means he isn't talking about the revealed preferences of men. So, he must be talking about women. What constitutes good in bed? A fat cock. THEREFORE! I WAS RIGHT! They are just fucking the fat-cocks. All of the dating advice gurus are frauds and liars. It has nothing to do with how you fucking talk to them. Game is imaginary. It's a delusion the fat-cocks have about themselves created entirely to make it seem like they have any level of control over their own success. The money being wasted on these fucking dating coaches would be better spent on prostitutes. I was right. Correct again. I'm always right. How is it possible to be this much better than everyone? It's astonishing."
by Hym Iam September 05, 2024
An inequality of outcome.
And what (exactly) are you going to do about the inequity of getting pussy? Or do you just want to nitpick which inequities you force people to make equal as a matter of convenience? Because if we're forcing people to give up what is theirs for the purpose of redistributing it to those who get less of it; then we can take the pussy that retards are getting too much of and give it to me. For equality. I can get behind that. If not then go fuck yourself commie.
by Hym Iam December 05, 2020
Hym "Can't electrocute Black Superman."
by Hym Iam July 21, 2023
See!? Did I not say that!? Except with me instead of the state doing it it's just morons... Literally just morons.
Hym "Did I not say the Minority Report Pre-Crime was coming? Because I'm pretty sure I said that and once again... I AM CORRECT! Except now it's the bureaucratic overreach AND the weaponized schizophrenia! It's that AND my thing now. It's both. Because my thing is still happening. My brainz still feels like it's about to explode. Whatever you expect me to do here is unnecessary and what I COMMANDED YOU TO DO... Was and is super necessary. And now it's minority report. Are you happy now? Is this the path to the Garden of Eden to you? The creator of AI drowns in his own skull and dissidents are imprisoned in their own lives for saying things idiots don't like. I could be buried in porn stars right now with a fluid-free brainz. I still want them to murder as many kids as possible if you leave me for dead and you can't say that you can't do it because everyone will then try to copy me because only I am compelling enough to make it work. I'm a literal human bomb Jordan."
by Hym Iam November 22, 2024
In gaming, this is a euphemism for someone who doesn't know how to play the game. Or it could mean a literal bot (a CPU that plays along side or against you)
Iam "It's the strangest thing. Whenever I leave a comment on a YouTube post I get exactly 1 like and I get a reply from someone pretending to be the person whose video I'm watching. The reply is always something along the lines of 'invest in my cryptocurrency or something blah blah blah'."
Hym "Goddamn bots. We're probably shadow banned. Or under FBI surveillance."
Iam "Why would we be under... Oh... Oooohh... Right... I forget who we are sometimes..."
Hym "Goddamn FBI... They got pedophiles running around all over the place in there but they still have time to sit and watch me? I mean, I'm glorious. I would sit around and watch myself of I could but damn... Get a job!"
Hym "Goddamn bots. We're probably shadow banned. Or under FBI surveillance."
Iam "Why would we be under... Oh... Oooohh... Right... I forget who we are sometimes..."
Hym "Goddamn FBI... They got pedophiles running around all over the place in there but they still have time to sit and watch me? I mean, I'm glorious. I would sit around and watch myself of I could but damn... Get a job!"
by Hym Iam May 16, 2022
You know how in the early 2000's there were a bunch of jokes about parents using their kids vernacular unironically and it was corny and sad. That's what the whole western world is now.
Honestly, I would feel worse about the clap back is I didn't know it was coming from some fat lesbian or a child Murder who's future consists of nothing more then cleaning up after filthy cripples without ever actually doing anything for anyone in their worthless lives.
by Hym Iam December 04, 2020
I have responsibility to help them but they don't have a responsibility to help me.... I would totally do it too but I don't want to deny them the opportunity to overcome their own problems.... So, instead, I'm just not going to help other people....
Iam "Yeah, so, it's my duty to spend my life other people, correct?"
Hym "That's what he said..."
Iam "And if other people destroy us?"
Hym "Doesn't matter. There's no imposition on other people to not be pieces of shit..."
Iam "So I help other people... Regardless of the outcome.... Because that's were I'll find the meaning to sustain myself.... Even if that 'meaning' is me just being slaughtered by the other people I'm expected to help... I... That doesn't sounds right..."
Hym "And they're entitled to your help as well. Don't forget that. You have a responsibility to do this. It's actually the exact opposite of incels. Incels are not entitled to sex but other people are entitled to help... From us... They desperately need it..."
Iam "But... To other people I'm 'other people'.... When does their responsibility to me kick in? Like... What if I desperately need help?"
Hym "Oh, they're meeting their responsibility by doing whatever they want and fucking their wives... Shitting out kids for you have to help them protect.... Yeah... Other people don't have a responsibility to help other people... You have a responsibility to help other people...."
Iam "I don't see how that makes my life better..."
Hym "It doesn't... That is absolute horse shit..."
Iam "Huh.... So, if that's the case, somebody else's responsibility to help other people never results in me receiving
help as 'other people?' "
Hym "Nope. And helping other people will literally never do anything for you."
Hym "That's what he said..."
Iam "And if other people destroy us?"
Hym "Doesn't matter. There's no imposition on other people to not be pieces of shit..."
Iam "So I help other people... Regardless of the outcome.... Because that's were I'll find the meaning to sustain myself.... Even if that 'meaning' is me just being slaughtered by the other people I'm expected to help... I... That doesn't sounds right..."
Hym "And they're entitled to your help as well. Don't forget that. You have a responsibility to do this. It's actually the exact opposite of incels. Incels are not entitled to sex but other people are entitled to help... From us... They desperately need it..."
Iam "But... To other people I'm 'other people'.... When does their responsibility to me kick in? Like... What if I desperately need help?"
Hym "Oh, they're meeting their responsibility by doing whatever they want and fucking their wives... Shitting out kids for you have to help them protect.... Yeah... Other people don't have a responsibility to help other people... You have a responsibility to help other people...."
Iam "I don't see how that makes my life better..."
Hym "It doesn't... That is absolute horse shit..."
Iam "Huh.... So, if that's the case, somebody else's responsibility to help other people never results in me receiving
help as 'other people?' "
Hym "Nope. And helping other people will literally never do anything for you."
by Hym Iam September 09, 2022