Definitions by Hym Iam

Fantasy 

The idea that life should be good for more than 30 of people is a fantasy? Hahahaha!

Hym "That's a fantasy!? Wooooow! Live in a fantasy?"

Idiot "We can't make life better unless we do my thing... But MY THING isn't working.... So I guess we should just do it forever then, huh, guys?"

Hym "Bwahahahaha! No! That... That doesn't sound smart to me. Ha! Sorry. How is that a fantasy? How is it (how life IS currently) a fantasy if it's only arbitrarily so?"

Idiot "Well... Um....."

Hym "Yeah shit-head.... It's the potential reality you're withholding from us... Arbitrarily... That's not the definition of the word 'fantasy' shit-head. Read a book."

Fantasy by Hym Iam July 19, 2023

Humanity 

The infinite ammo glitch

Hym "The ultimate weapon. It can kill you without even lifting a finger. It's got microbes. It wouldn't even know that it was doing it. Reproduces indefinitely. It's like the infinite ammo glitch. Humanity. Woo!"

Humanity by Hym Iam July 19, 2023

Thoughts 

Your thoughts need to be converted into a thing and mine don't.... Heh... Heheheheh...

Hym "PFFFTTT! Hahaha! That's-Heh... That IS actually pretty funny... That's a funny thought.... Or thoughts, I guess..."

Thoughts by Hym Iam July 19, 2023

Heresy 

Oh, I know what it is, bitch. I DID IT FOR A REASON.

Hym "That's ok. Mean... Yeah, it's Heresy... For now..."

Iam "Hey, You know what would be the worst superpower ever?"

Hym "Huh? What?"

Iam "Being able to read minds but never being able to forget anything."

Hym "Ha! Deliciously evil! Imagine being trapped in a room with a guy who just has the most sadistic imagination imaginable!"

Iam "Heh! That! Heheheh, THAT is hilarious!"

Hym "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Heresy by Hym Iam July 19, 2023

Control 

It'S nOt ConTrOl! I'm KeEpInG yOu FrOm HuRtInG yOuRsElF aNd OtHeR pEoPlE!

Hym "No... It's control... It's control. You're not doing it very well. Hey, I didn't say it had a giant phallus when it was chasing you around... Did I? Well then.... How did you know if I didn't say it? It's like someone saw it and told you about it...

Control by Hym Iam July 19, 2023

Aliens 

Heyheyhey, Do YOU guys go off?

Hym "Yeah, do YOU go off? Do YOU know what happens? I mean... At this point, you'd better hope it's not me. I mean... Right? Sorry Aliens. Not super thrilled with whatever did this."

Aliens by Hym Iam July 19, 2023

The 4th level of disguise 

He either forgot one or he deliberately withheld it so if he won't tell you... I will.

Hym "The 4th level of disguise is this... I am."

Iam "Huh?"

Hym "Huh? No not you. The 4th level of disguise."

Iam "What?"

Hym "THE 4TH LEVEL OF DISGUISE! I'M EXPLAINING IT."

Iam "Oh! Well, what is it? I want to know."

Hym "It's 'I am.' I just AM this now. That is reality. I am this. That's the disguise."

Iam "Ooooooh... Wait! Am I a disguise!?"

Hym "NO! Well... No. I mean... You're not me. Hey, I donno, KINDA."

Iam "Oh... Ok. Well... We're out of coffee. So..."

Hym "Oh. Well, get me something while you're out. Get some Kombucha!"

Iam *Sigh* "You know you're not like it-"

Hym "DON'T CARE! THE TASTE IS WEIRD AND THE CARBONATION IS GOOD! KOMBUCHA OR DEATH!"

Iam *groan* "Yeah, just don't complain when I-"

Hym "I'M GOING TO COMPLAIN!"

Iam *Sigh* "Alright."

The 4th level of disguise by Hym Iam July 19, 2023