Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Hym Iam

Object permanence

Iam "I have no sense of 'object permanence' which causes me to struggle to pick favorites. This would explain why my 'axiomatic framwork of perception' isn't hierarchical. It's like a timeline or something. Most things are just... Conceptually adjacent to me."

Object permanence by Hym Iam July 30, 2023

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Wife-sharing

That's like a cultural thing...

Hym "I mean... You know that there's like a tribe in Africa that does wife-sharing, right? That's like a canonical thing they do... Are you just racist? Are you too good to engage in African traditions? Fucking bigots man! You guys disgust me!"

Wife-sharing by Hym Iam July 30, 2023

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Adam22

So... He's fucking all the women... And then a different guy fucks his woman... And now he's... Not the guy who should be fucking all the women? I... Guys, I don't see how that... Are you do that on purpose? Is this a prank?

Hym "Let me get this straight... Adam22 is a pornstar... And he's fucking all of the women... And he let a different pornstar (or just some random fatcock I don't know) fuck his wife... And women only fuck the extra most-specialist guy... So now... He's NOT the extra bestest ultra-man? He's the cuck? I thought he was the better than everyone guy? That fast!? He's fucking all of them because he's so much just better than everyone... And now he's... Worse than everyone? Even though he still fucked all of the women? You... You guys are screwing with me right? Like, you're doing that to fuck with me? Ok.. I... Whatever guys-Just... Alright..."

Adam22 by Hym Iam July 30, 2023

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Zerofuku/Papyus

Hey! That's dope! He looks like Morgue! Very cool man.

Zerofuku/Papyus "Divine Punishment!"

Hym "OHO! This guy is dope! I'm totally on board! Morgue! Look! You're in a thing!"

Zerofuku/Papyus by Hym Iam July 30, 2023

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Try that in a small town

The EXACT lpgic used in inner city gang conflict... And prison...

Mid-aged Hillbilly "Try that in a small town"

Iam "This translates to 'Adhere to my extrajudicial behavioral ethic of I'm gonna violence you' "

Hym "OHO! I AM THE WRONG GUY TO CHALLENGE WITH SOMETHING LIKE THAT! HA! OHOHOHOHOHO!"

Try that in a small town by Hym Iam July 30, 2023

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Jews

I don't have any problem with the jews that I don't have with the christians or muslims. I don't dislike the religions. I actually rather enjoy the stories and the extended lore. It's the God that I detest.

Hym "Come on Jews are you functionally equivalent to a Jesus in your religion or aren't you? Inquiring minds are dying to know!"

Jews by Hym Iam July 30, 2023

Drag queen story hour

The drag queens aren't fucking the kids though. The teachers are. Are you going to ban "Hot teachers?" No? Then shut the fuck up about the drag queens!

Hym "The funny thing about drag queen story hour is that NONE of the drag queens are fucking the kids... BUT... SOME of the teachers ARE fucking the students. And you're not trying to ban the FUCKING BADDIES with fat knockers are ya, shit-head? Ha! And dudes can't be hot, so, you're teenage daughter just isn't going to want to fuck any of them... Right?"

Drag queen story hour by Hym Iam July 30, 2023