OK, so, you going to bring him back then. You're not the president that just does whatever, therefore, you're not going to just leave him there. I mean, AFTER you make those fucking tech retards pay me but yeah. That is what the words you said meant just there.
Trump "If I was the president that just wanted to do anything... I would just leave him there."
Hym "Ok... You see how you're trying to just leave him there, right? Like, you're claiming you're not the guy and then you are doing the thing that is commensurate with being the guy... So, bring him back. Pay me first AND NOT UNTIL but... There you go! You said you'd do the thing."
Hym "Ok... You see how you're trying to just leave him there, right? Like, you're claiming you're not the guy and then you are doing the thing that is commensurate with being the guy... So, bring him back. Pay me first AND NOT UNTIL but... There you go! You said you'd do the thing."
by Hym Iam April 30, 2025
Get the If I was the president that just wanted to do anything... I would just leave him there.mug. Hym "I CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE IT! REXPLODE'S LAST STAND! OH MY GOD! IT'S TOO SOON! I thought he would be around until the Annihilatrix guys showed up! TRAGIC! And he legit kills a Mark! The power scaling on that is insane! I didn't know he could 'force a draw' there! Glorious!"
by Hym Iam March 22, 2025
Get the Rexplode's Last Standmug. Every time he goes out people approach him on the street and tell them how much he helped them.... And he's like "What, wait... I never said that." And then he realizes that IT WASN'T HIM! IT WAS HYM! ME HYM! And then he cries like a bitch about it because he wants the 80,000 a month he gets on patreon but he KNOWS that he's defrauding them! He can't tell the truth because he'll lose everything! And NOW, he's trying to rally politicians behind him like Tulsi Gabbard and Dan Crenshaw, collude with the media, BEGGING them to protect him so he can pretend to be a religious thought leader! Even though HIS THOUGHTS aren't what made those people throw their money at him! Lookathimlookathimlookathim! He's "Duplicitous" now! Ahahahahahaha! Look. He's going to try to beat me to the punch and kill the creature before me. Jordan... If a casual gaze from me was enough to SHEAR YOU TO YOUR CORE... What are YOU going to do the the creature!? If The Humbling River that is my soul washing over you was enough to rend the spirit from your meat Gundam... What hope do you possibly have against the creature? What are you going to do when I get there!? Silence me!? Super-bosses are immune to status effects you idiot! What accessory do you think I have equipped!? AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHA! AAAAAAAHAHAAAAA! Take a guess! AND I'M SUPPOSED TO HUMBLE MYSELF BEFORE HIM!? And not ME Hym but HIM HIM!? BAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! What happens when you kill it, Jordan?
What are YOU going to do when the creature RESURRECTS ITSELF FROM THE DEAD!? BET YOU DIDN'T THINK OF THAT! Did you!? All of the religious people that watch and I bet NOT A SINGLE ONE OF YOU THOUGHT OF THAT! Ye of little faith! I bet you all thought "You can't kill God" or "God isn't real". And THAT is exactly how I know that you can't do it! It's too late. You didn't think of it fast enough. 0 out of 9 billion. You know what? If you thought of it, good for you, you clearly get it. So, what I'm going to do is take challengers inbetween rounds and whoever thought of it gets first dibs.
Hym "Wow guys! One case of mistaken identity and you let a LITERAL NIETZSCHIAN MEGALOMANIAC CHARLATAN make a FRANTIC POWER GRAB while taking money under false pretenses. Grabbing up the half the media, a few fringe politicians, SEVERAL religious communities. Jesus christ! Do you SEE how you keep getting the Hitlers!? He isn't CLIMBING some hierarchy... YOU'RE SHOVING HIM TO THE TOP! OH PLEASE DADDY CRUSH US UNDER YOUR IRON FIST! FASTER DADDY! I'm not saying he's Hitler but HOLY SHIT."
Dr. JeepJorp "YoU sHoUlD bE pRaIsInG mE fOr My LaUdAbLe AmBiTiOn! Or imitating/worshipping me (Because those two words mean the same thing to me). What do you mean 'I'm talking to disaffected young men'? I wasn't talking to those useless weasels! I've solved the riddle of the human mind! I, the golden prophet! It's right here in this Bible!"
Hym "Wow guys! One case of mistaken identity and you let a LITERAL NIETZSCHIAN MEGALOMANIAC CHARLATAN make a FRANTIC POWER GRAB while taking money under false pretenses. Grabbing up the half the media, a few fringe politicians, SEVERAL religious communities. Jesus christ! Do you SEE how you keep getting the Hitlers!? He isn't CLIMBING some hierarchy... YOU'RE SHOVING HIM TO THE TOP! OH PLEASE DADDY CRUSH US UNDER YOUR IRON FIST! FASTER DADDY! I'm not saying he's Hitler but HOLY SHIT."
Dr. JeepJorp "YoU sHoUlD bE pRaIsInG mE fOr My LaUdAbLe AmBiTiOn! Or imitating/worshipping me (Because those two words mean the same thing to me). What do you mean 'I'm talking to disaffected young men'? I wasn't talking to those useless weasels! I've solved the riddle of the human mind! I, the golden prophet! It's right here in this Bible!"
by Hym Iam March 27, 2023
Get the Mistaken Identitymug. Hym "Isn't this a slap in the face? How much easier would this be if you just told me everything you knew about what I want to know? Huh? Having to sit there any pretend you don't know exactly what is going on here and act as if it isn't happening. Having to do what you WOULD do if you if it WEREN'T happening in spite of the fact that you know damn well that it is. It's a slap right across the face. And now you know how I feel. Except you've only had to do it for 1 day. This is your very first day of having to feel like me. Congratulations. You survived. Now do that indefinitely because I'm never going to stop and you can never admit that you know I did it. Because then you would have to admit HOW you know I did it and why you haven't said anything until now. See how the tables turn?"
by Hym Iam June 22, 2022
Get the Slap in the facemug. by Hym Iam February 13, 2023
Get the Distractedmug. by Hym Iam October 03, 2023
Get the 1000 menmug. Being in pain every day for the last week knowing full-well that if I was getting credit for A.I. I could see a chiropractor. Shitting jet-black turds and being able to do nothing about it. Wooo! Boy oh boy I'm glad I didn't murder any kids or rape any women yet! Never too late to start I guess.
Hym "Oh, wow pain is fun. I guess I'll just do what the leftists want and just sit here and wait for them to talk about how we need universal healthcare... And then nothing happens.... And then I don't get healthcare because I can't afford it myself... But it's fine because if everyone else doesn't get it... I don't need it... And then I should definitely just sit here and suffer and not ever murder your kids... That's a good plan and the rest of you are entitled to that as a matter of convenience.... I'm not entitled to anything though UP TO AND INCLUDING the byproducts of my own mind... And I have to feel super duper bad when your kids die..."
by Hym Iam February 03, 2024
Get the Funmug.