Hym Iam's definitions

Children

If you don't curate their reality without them knowing... They are probably just going to grow up to hate you... And we can't have that! If your kids are allowed to hate you or even believe the opposite of what you believe... That feeling of moral superiority will disappear entirely... People will even be able to say that your NOT better than everyone. They'll even be able to use them as evidence to support the assertion that you're worse! Better destroy anyone or anything that guves them information you don't want them to have, huh? Oh, who am I kidding? You're just going to disown them and frame the situation in a way that makes them look like the bad one.

Hym "I met a homeless crackhead who has 8 beautiful children that he loves more than life itself.... He's CLEARLY better than me. I mean. He cares so much! About children. And that's what makes him better. The fact that he did what he is physically compelled to do and fucked a women that is harder to fuck than a conservative's wife (Because you have to do more than claim you accept a theological proposition to fuck them... or maybe you don't in the context of wokeism... It might work just as well for the woke women.... Nevertheless!). God, he's just so much better! Everyone with kids is better! Especially that golden state rapist killer guy!... He cared about his kid a lot! And not anyone else to the EXTREME. So... He's clearly morally superior, right Megyn? And coming from a guy that stole one of my jokes!? I punch in all directions, helicopter arms. Remember? Not a single funny joke huh? Or maybe you will just lie blatantly on camera for money."

by Hym Iam February 15, 2023

Clarion cry of the unbred

Good song title...

Hym "Yeah, see? I could totally be in a metal band... So long as all I have to do is come up with song titles... Clarion cry of the unbred. See? Er, wait... I can sing too I guess.... I could even play some power cords... and keep time without a metronome... Oh shit! AND write lyrics! Damn! Damn, wow, I can actually do a lot of the things! Holy shit! I can also fuck the shit out of some groupies. I'm a legit Rock'n Rolla! (Which just got put on one of the streaming sites and is one of the greatest movies of all time) but yeah... Nice. That's cool. That's a cool thought."

by Hym Iam February 15, 2023

Happiness

What happened to happiness not being a metric for virtue? Oooooooooh. It's a metric when it's convenient. It's convenient when you can use it as a cudgel to disparage your opposition for their lack of it. Or your a priori presupposition that they lack it.

Hym "I still maintain that happiness is a warm gun but you see how full of shit they (not the jews in general but those people specifically) are? Just a second ago happiness isn't the thing you for which you should be striving. Like.... You have 100 videos of YOU saying that happiness is not a measure of virtue. And now you are using lack of happiness as evidence of LACK of virtue. You can't have it both ways. My proposition isn't even that you SHOULDN'T have kids. It's that having children is divorced from virtue in the way that happiness was divored from virtue... I mean, up until 69 second ago. You'd think you'd try to push back on the deceitful jew stereotype by... you know... not being deceitful... or not being a jew.... convert to MY religion. You don't get to be the intimation of God anymore but... You know there's good television for you to watch... 🤷 This is what the 'reality is perception' crowd is like. Reality isn't reality. Reality is how I'm framing it from moment to moment. Regardless of the lack of continuity in my speech. Look at him. Watch him. Watch him try to reframe it so he can have it both ways. Or just distance himself from the position until you forget and then use one or the other of the two opposing positions, whenever it's convenient."

by Hym Iam February 15, 2023

Title

Ah! See em change it? They change them all the time.

Hym "She's a lazy shill who has her life subsidized and gets paid to regurgitate her inane and inconsistent propositional ethic and defend socially the people she is paid to defend.... You ARE her? I saw that title change though. If I keep doing it to the same title... How many times are you going to change it? 100? 1000!? Do you doubt that I wouldn't do it 1000 times just to drive home the reality of my superordinate will!? Aaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa!"

by Hym Iam February 15, 2023

Cages

Yeah, this is going to be like a whole cage series thing.

God "... And aren't you cute? Yesh you are! Oh yesh you are! Hujabuja!"

Lucifer "What in the hell are you... WHAT THE FUCK ARE THOSE!?" 😱

God "Yeah! This orb got some montsers on it dawg! It pretty good!" 😁

Lucifer "How in the hell did this HAPPEN!?"

God "Well, there were a bunch of these, like, algae type things and they, like, hyper-oxidized the atmosphere and then there were a bunch of single celled organisms."

Lucifer 😑 Single celled organisms?.... Like a sperms?..."

God 😳 "What!? Um, er... Nowhywouldyousaythat!? They aren't a... sperms!"

Lucifer 😨 "UGH AW FUCK YOU FUCKED IT YOU BASTARD! YOU FUCKED THE ORBS!"

God "Nonononononono! I... They just... Appeared! Look at em. They're turning into stuff."

Lucifer "What is WRONG with you!? What is this!? What IS that!?"

God "Oh, yeah... It's like a teeth monster... It floats around in the goo and it, like, munches stuff, man... It's pretty sick."

Lucifer "What does it munch? What does it DO? and what about the rest of them?"

God "Um... Well... They're all basically teeth monsters and what they do is.... Um... eat... each other..."

Lucifer ".......... Say that again..."

God "They eat each other...."

Lucifer "Oh, man! That's... That is... WOW man.... And that's it? They just... Eat each other?"

God "Well... Yeah I mean... What else are they going to do? Make a bunch of orbs?"

Lucifer "How about literally anything other than eat each other and NOTHING ELSE!? They literally do nothing other than eat each other."

God "I mean... They also kind of figure out the best way to eat each other... Like with traps or something... Generate poison in thier little goo sacks to... You know... eat each other better."

Lucifer "That... Is... Horrific..."

God "Right but, like, look at how big it's head is and how small it's arms are! Heheheheheheheh..."

Lucifer 😮 💨 "Oh man.... There is nothing good about that."

God "What do you mean!? Look at this guy! He can, like, not touch the ground for, like, a long as time. Check it. Flap flap flap! The guy is ridiculous man... And then it uses its feet claws to pin things down and/or grab and transport things so that it can pick them apart with it's bone face thing..."

Lucifer 😟

God "Maybe I'm saying it wrong..."

Lucifer "Get rid of it."

God "Aw... Come on..."

Lucifer *Throws rock*

God "Aw... Don't... You rocked my orb! Gah, that is gonna screw up the whole atmosphere for, like, a long time... Maaan..."

Lucifer "You're a fucking crazy person. Don't talk to me."

God "Nah, hey, this is cool. We could do stuff like this with all the cages... Right... Ope... You're gone... Well.... I guess it's just me and the orb now...." *Zip*

by Hym Iam February 16, 2023

Marky marc

And not the one you're thinking of...

Hym "It never ceases to weird me out and amuse me. We got marky marc. We got this chick (and, yes, that IS what I'm into). Weird. It's just weird guys. Creeps me right the fuck out. And then we got Dr. JeepJorp and it's like. You keep trying to make it about the things I say about women and retards but... I refuse to move past the people watch me all the God damn time. I know what I said Jorpson. I was there. I don't care. Like, my perception of reality isn't the problem here."

by Hym Iam February 17, 2023

Dogman

Ope! The dogman has something to say about the thing I said! And, uh oh, It's not what I said it was! It's what HE says it us and it has nothing to do with me apparently.

Hym "Did you get the joke? I'm not going to be GENTILE with her? Right? Because I like it RUFF! Get it? Nah... You don't get it.. Dogman! Hahahahahahaha...."

by Hym Iam February 18, 2023