Hym Iam's definitions

Provocative (Again)

Also, if saying the most provocative thing possible garners immediate fame and success; why isn’t everyone else doing it?

Hym “I mean... As far as ‘Saying the more provocative (again) thing imaginable to become famous’ is easy then why am I the only one doing it? And why I’m I the most famous? I’m pretty sure Lucifer is based on me too. Sherlock Holmes-esque police consultant show where ‘The devil hates sin because why else would he punish it’ that was me. A plurality of entertainment stemming directly from this guy 😈👈 That’s me. Not as easy as it looks, alright? Cut me some slack.”

by Hym Iam September 22, 2022

Girls

God knows I am way too hard on them. I'm sure they are trying their best.

Iam "You know, I hate that it's like this... I know I've been on a tangent about girls lately but you are the one who brought it up. The woman you brought on made a poignant observation about the differences in moral reasoning. I found that to be an interesting thought. I can't remember the name of the person she was quoting but I liked her. I've been dissolutioned (to a large extent) by recent events and the current social climate. It really isn't their fault. They woke up here just the same as I did. This really bothers me.... But I've run out of thoughts to think for now. So, I guess I'll just leave it at that and think on it some more...."

by Hym Iam April 23, 2022

Incels

2/3 of the male population age 18-36 haven't has sex or been on a date in over a year.

Hym "The genocide can start today fat cocked bitch and the world becomes a better place immediately. You see how entitled they are, right? They need to fuck all the women and be exalted AND shit on anyone who isn't fucking because their cock isn't fat or they can't cope with the fact that they are useless, incompetent, and basically retarded. The incels are the bad guys though."

by Hym Iam November 29, 2024

Hard work

Hard work is like fucking Harvey Weinstein. Some people are willing to do it consensually but it's objectively gross and unpleasant. You can't say "no" to it and you kind of have to do it to make it anywhere in life. The results of doing it will undoubtedly vary because even after doing it the outcome is still dependant on the whim of a hairy bald faggot.

Hym "Hard work is like fucking Harvey Weinstein..."

Idiot "But you could do it if you really committed to it. There's no excuse. You don't have a better option. Just quit complaining and take that fat hairy bald faggot cock. If you're not willing to do it then you are where you deserve to be in life."

Hym "But not all of the people who do it reap the benefits of doing it and if I found a work-around you would try to stop me."

Idiot "Well, yeah, but you said a thing i dont like. I will kill you motherfucker."

Hym "Do... Do you see how you're not the good guy here right?"

by Hym Iam August 2, 2022

Boo'd

Booooo Trump. Booooo Elon. Heheheheh.

Hym "Why are you getting boo'd guys? What happened with that 10% drop in your approval rating? What happened? Wha- What is going on there?"

by Hym Iam February 21, 2025

I am it

Well, no...

Hym "I am it. Well, I am and I'm not. But you're the one who keeps trying to tell me that I don't know things if you don't tell me explicitly that they are happening. SOOOOO......... Yeah... That's, uh... That's how that works...."

by Hym Iam November 21, 2025

Compulsion

Fine... So long as it happens to the right people...

Hym "Yeah, well, it seems to be the case that your 'Arc' is more of a Titanic life-boat situation where the unconscientious low status men are covertly exsised from society or faced with compulsion. So no... No minority report world for charlatans. Not going to happen."

by Hym Iam March 13, 2023