Definitions by Hym Iam

Salma 

Oooooooh man... I mean... I'm only allowed to name celebrities here....

Iam "Uuuuuuuuh.... Yeah..."

Hym "PFFT!"

Iam "Don't-"

Hym "PFFFAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HOLY SHIT IS THAT BAD! GOD DAMN! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Iam "Laugh... God damnit..."

Hym "HA! Yeah, nonono, that! That shit is funny right there! Ohho!"

Iam "Salma I-"

Hym "Pffft! Ahahaha!"

Iam "Stop- It's... Look- I didn't expect it to be like this."

Hym "HOOOLY SHIT! I WROTE A FUCKING HYPER-TEXT AND EVEN I DON'T HAVE THE WORDS TO DESCRIBE HOW FUNNY THAT IS! AHAHAHAHAHAHA! SORRY BOUT THE HERESY! I'M LITERALLY HAVING SCHIZOPHRENIA IMPOSED ON MY BY THE RELIGIOUS! So.... Pfft heheheheheh... And a fat bald atheist bitch but... You know... Not you Matt. You're cool. I mean... You're fat and bald and an atheist but you're not who I'm talking about. Ha!"

Iam "Oh man this kills... This... Wow man... It takes a lot to embarrass me but.... Man..."

Hym "Oho! Wow is right! I never-in-a-million-years though that THIS would be this effective! Fuuuuuuuuuck me! Hey, am I Negan too? I'm curious now actually. I'm I LITERALLY my own favorite character in every show I'm in!? Mirio too? How many are there!? MAN!"

Iam "I'm... Sorry..."😖

Hym "Pfftthahaha! At least she's got a sense of humor about it! Damn! OHGODICANTEVEN! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Salma by Hym Iam August 3, 2023

Krish 

AHAHA! HE LOOKS LIKE MYRON! LOOK AT HIM! AHAHAHAHA!

Hym "Go watch the first episode of Black Mirror called 'Joan is awful'and tell me that the husband (Krish) doesn't look like Myron! Ha! Tell me that that shit isn't deliberate! Ahahahahahaha!

Krish by Hym Iam August 3, 2023

Full credit 

I'll take it.

Hym "And I'm not taking full credit because you're not complicit. I'm taking full credit so Ohba Tsugumi doesn't have to take any. The people around me should have put a stop this before it even became what it is now."

Full credit by Hym Iam August 3, 2023

You really showed me 

You really did didn't you?

Hym "Donate some money to charity. That'll make you feel better. Better yet, take this, use it to make a show, THEN donate the proceeds to charity. You already did? Fantastic! Boy-oh-boy you really showed me didn't? You got me good guys! You're smart and your arguments are good."

You really showed me by Hym Iam August 3, 2023

Vpn 

Hey, it'll stop them from getting access to my phone but I don't really care about that now do I Alex?

Hym "Will a VPN bring that kid back to life? Alex? Alex O' Connor? 1.37 if a pretty good price but it won't solve the real problem, will it? This probably hurts you more than it would hurt someone who believes in a afterlife so I'll keep it short since you want to be a smart ass."

Vpn by Hym Iam August 3, 2023

Karmic retribution

No. I don't care if you're using it. I said use it. I love all of the shows. It's getting to a point where I can't even keep up with all of them. I would love to get all list of all of the shows. I don't even know what I'm supposed to be watching...

Hym "But don't try to frame it as some kind of karmic retribution. That isn't what it is. I've sat here for an enitre year watching you toss up sandbags to try and divert the current into the river of karmic retribution as you project your profit motive and desire for attention on to me. If whoever that was would have kept their moth shut about 'a plagiarism' we wouldn't be here right now. What I was doing wouldn't have effected ANYONE. And now you don't like the effect it's had. And if you DO like the effect it's had, the 'effect' you're enjoying is 'at least 1 death child.' Is that YOUR karmic retribution? Is that KARMA Taylor? The dead kid that killed himself after watching the show where Tsugumi Ohba ripped a monologue off Urban Dictionary as an introduction to the show's final antagonist. Oh yes! I feel the karma! I can taste the irony! Bet you didn't know that. Bet you didn't know that my karmic retribution didn't effect me as much as it did that kid's parents."

Karmic retribution by Hym Iam August 3, 2023

Won't use his real name 

Do you not already know my real name or what?

Cueball "But he won't use his real name!"

Hym "Do you know my real name? The people I work with know I'm Hym. You likely already KNOW my real name. If you REALLY wanted me to use my real name I WOULDN'T HAVE A FUCKING CHOICE IN THE MATTER. I officially give anyone who wants to use my real name permission to do so. You have my full consent. But you're not going to do it because that isn't the actual issue. Me not using my name has nothing to with why you're allowing people to falsify a mental illness. This is exactly the kind of shit that gets people lobotomized. Your choices are between stay quiet, allow this to continue regardless of what happens as a consequence OR speak up, put a stop to it before it happens to someone for whom you actually have sympathy. Did you know some kid killed himself after sympathizing with one of the characters in one of the shows about me? Platinum end? So there's 1. At least. I take full credit. This didn't have to be this way and now a child is dead. Go look up the article. I'm not making it up. Go look. You and the other atheist are starting to look like nothing more than intellectual elitists who seek to manufacture the authority left in the absence of God. Go fuck yourself."

Won't use his real name by Hym Iam August 3, 2023