Hym Iam's definitions

Stealing money

You're perfectly fine with stealing all sorts of shit though aren't you? And you only have 200 million dollars because someone gave it to you, you retarded bitch. They took the money they made giving away music for FREE (Because you didn't used to have to PAY for Spotify) and GAVE IT to you so they could charge people money to listen to you.

Hym "Right. No. You just don't want to have to go back to 'working hard' again. If they take too much from YOU, YOU might not be able to guarantee that HARD WORK is optional, arbitrary, and subjectively defined for you piece of shit, useless fucking daughters. You want to sit there and feint superiority while saying "I don't think I'm better than anybody" with a smug fucking smirk on your face. Most of your moron fans will never have 3 million dollars. Let me tell you, no matter how hard you work you'll never be more than you are you piece of shit. But you're perfectly with stealing money. As long as it ain't you. You are where you deserve to be... Unless you're in a cage arbitrarily. You weren't talking that shit then were you? Absolute fucking drones. As long as you can force me to stay down here with the people who have resigned themselves to failure and inferiority you get to keep pretending you're better. I'll agree it's wrong for them to take it but... You worked hard and it AMOUNTED TO NOTHING. Just like it does for everyone else. I'm not even saying you deserve to be where I am or that I deserve to be where you are. But regardless of where we are in life you're a piece of shit."

by Hym Iam April 1, 2023

Framing

No you retard ape what you're talking about there is framing.

Hym "All of those things you listed are ways of framing information in spite of the truth. You had a problem with the Facebook staff fact checking everything didn't you? Who fact checks the fact checkers? Who watches the watchers? You don't know. You don't care. You don't have to work hard anymore. You didn't have to work hard in the first place. If you had spent your time not working hard and then took the job the made you rich after working for free, you'd be in the same place you are not."

by Hym Iam April 1, 2023

Look at your life

Better than some of your fans and if I got the credit I deserved it would be better than ALL of your fans.

Hym "You know, it's funny in the boys had them can't 'You don't speak for us' but I've never purported to speak for anyone. But you're perfectly fine when it's the other way around. You're fine lecturing the guy that sit and plays video-games all day or the incel. You're perfectly fine speaking for them. Look at YOUR life. A crowd-funded delusional existence where you get to walk around claiming to be Jesus. If the rich are the best of us than everyone is worthless. You all need to be brought to 0. That's where you deserve to be.

by Hym Iam April 1, 2023

Personality Tests

Hey, you hear Jordan's personality test gives different results based on whether or not you paid money to take it? You take the free one? Well, maybe you get some kind of average distribution of traits for your gender. Pay the 10.99 to take the test (Like I did)? Well... Maybe you're a psychopath of the school shooter variety. Oh no! Well it's too late for you (because you weren't socialized by age 4) but maybe if you pay the 20.99 for the future authoring program you can fix yourself. Still nothing? Better pack your stuff and go to his Exodus90 re-education program. You'll be whole one day! I can feel it! Just one more purchase and Jordan will make you complete...

Iam "Where did we land on the 'saying names' thing? Do you want me to say the names or not? Cus I saw this on a YouTube video and I don't remember the name."

Hym "We have to says Jordan's name or else it's plagiarism. He loves it! But that's pretty funny about those personality tests though innit? Wonder why they are like that..."

by Hym Iam April 1, 2023

Alive

She's... You know...

Iam "Alive, right?"

by Hym Iam April 1, 2023

Sad

I'm being hoisted by my own petard because Jordan made fun of a SAD guy publicly, without remorse (initially) and then felt bad about it later.

Hym "And that SAD guy was HYM! And not HIM him but ME Hym. But that's OK because I'M A SOCIOPAAAATH!!!

🎶 I saw an old man slip and fall
Hey, what a fucking idiot
I saw a woman at her daughters funeral
Hahaha classic comdey
Everything that once was SAD
Is some how funny now
The holocaust and 9/11
That shit's funny 24/7
Cus tragedy will be exclusively joked about
Cus my empathy is bummin me out
GOODBYE SADNESS
HELLO JOKES🎶

by Hym Iam April 1, 2023

Fate

The arbitrary nature of all things. Sometimes it's a bald prick who doesn't want to give you a break and sometimes it's some old geezer who wants to fuck you

Hym "That's a funny way of phrasing that, innit? I thought of that the other day. Pretty good right? That's fate."

by Hym Iam April 1, 2023