Definitions by Hym Iam

The TRUE Scottsman 

The reality is that you're entire worldview is fallacy.

Hym "Because regardless of what the TRUE Scottsman prefers the inevitable outcome of evolutionary biology is extinction."

The TRUE Scottsman by Hym Iam August 6, 2023

Noah 

I'm running out of cage names...

*Hammering in the distance*

Lucifer "What... In the actual fuck...?"🤨

*Hammering continues*

Lucifer "You! *BANG* Idiot! *BANG* Hey! *BANG* I'M GOING TO MAKE ONE OF THESE OUT OF YOUR BONES!!" 🔥🤬🔥

*Hammering stops*

Lucifer "What is this!? What's going on!? What are you doing!?" 😤

Noah "I am building an ark."

Lucifer 😧 "That... Does nothing to tell me what's going on here..."

Noah 😐

Lucifer 😧

Noah 😐

*Hammering resumes*

Lucifer 😨...😑 "GOD!?"

God "Yep."

Lucifer "GAH! SHIT! Where-... Oh... Right... 😑 Care to explain or?"

God "Huh? Oh! Yeah, no. None of this is right. I'm gonna flood the place and start over."

Lucifer "Oh! That sounds great! Wait... Then what's this?"

God "Him? Oh yeah, I'm get rid of everyone but him so I'm having him make this cool boat."

Lucifer 😨 "Everyone... But him?"

God "Yeah man, he's gonna load it up with animals and like... Be the guy or somethin."

Lucifer 😨 "Wha... I hate this now! You've ruined this entirely!"

God "Well- I told him to tell the other guys but they didn't want to do it. Which is why... You know... WOOSH!" 🌊

Lucifer 😨 "Why this- Awgh! What the fuck is THAT!?"

God "Duck-billed platypus."

Lucifer 😨 "Wha... That... What does it DO?"

God "Oh, shoot, it's dope! It's like a Duck-Beaver with poison claws."

Lucifer 😨

God 🙂

Lucifer 😨

God 😃 "It's a mammal that lays eggs!"

Lucifer 😨 "Wh... That's the stupidest fucking thing I've ever heard! Why is it poison!?"

God ☹️ "Aw... I thought it was cool... And, I mean, TECHNICALLY it's VENOM. Poison you ingest."

Lucifer "OH! OK! Well I'm glad you're making coherent distinctions between things in a place where THAT FUCKING THING exists!"

God "Yeah... I got all kinds of stuff here."

Lucifer "Wow... Just wow..."

God "Hey! Where are you going? ....... Meh... He doesn't get it... You get it right?"

Noah 😐

God "Yeah... Yeah, you get it... Hey, get a couple of them pink birds that stand on one leg."

Noah "Yes my lord."

God "Those things are dope... *sigh* Yep..."

Noah by Hym Iam August 6, 2023

Shaming 

Right and now you got me in a postion where I'm by-proxy shaming repressed Christian girls for liking sex...

Hym "I mean, fuck me! And not literally but like... You know what I mean! I'm not one for shaming people but shame on you for making me shame you!"

Shaming by Hym Iam August 6, 2023

Advice 

Yeah, this...

Hym "This was never intended to be 'advice.' I just AM this... Now... More so now than before but still.... Was that and am this now... You're not me is a thing I've said... I think..."

Advice by Hym Iam August 6, 2023

Loop

You know, I've started to notice that I've been looping a bit lately...

Hym "But I'm just impressed that it took like 8 years for me to loop. Great job me."

Loop by Hym Iam August 6, 2023

Stole 

It's interesting word it implies that you know that it's mine.

Hym "Stole is a fun word. You stole that? Who's is it? Mine? You can't steal your own shit. So as far as I'm concerned it's mine either way."

Stole by Hym Iam August 6, 2023

Corey Sandhagen 

Hey, I like this guy.

Hym "That Corey Sandhagen guy seems pretty sharp, hey."

Corey Sandhagen by Hym Iam August 6, 2023