Me Too'd

Uh-oh! UH-OH! RUSSELL! What happened!? Ohohohoho... THAT does not look good! Sounds like there's a rape-kit that coincides with one of the allegations and everything! That is not good. Hilarious too me because I get little-to-no recognition and am not a rapist but HE (on the otherhand) gets quite a bit of public recognition and SEEMS to be a rapist! There's, like, an irony element that makes it kinda humorous to me.

Hym "Ok. Let's jot down the chronology of events right-quick.... So I'm in the sex cult (Where women are almost certainly being brought to a retard who is there explicitly for sexual impropriety) and I have the sneaking suspicion that not only is my online activity being monitored but I'm also being monitored as I move throughout the community. I find that a movie is using my monologue and a DIFFERENT movie is using my punchline. THEN I'm fired from the sex cult. I hang up the cowl and go on with my life. Do some gig-work. Inflation hits. I live in a state of privation for an extended period of time. My car breaks down. THEN I find out people ARE AWARE of me and are likely aware that everything I've said is true. THEN I start seeing a bunch of ME-INSPIRED shows coming out.

THEN my content starts getting promulgated by a bunch of different creators without my existence being formally acknowledged. THEN an imiTATE-or unironically acts out my plan to become better than Joe Rogan (cam-girl site and casino) and becomes the most famous person on the planet by saying things I've said in the past and is promoted by the very same people who are actively cannibalizing me (in abstraction). THEN I'm mocked for being the guy who is having all of this taken from him. And ONE OF THE GUYS DOING THE MOCKING! Is an actual rapist (allegedly) and is running around, shoving his dick down 16 year old girls throats and drooling into their mouth-holes! But at least he apologized afterwards. I'm not qualified to talk to Sam Harris. But HE is. That's the world we live in. THIS GUY... Withholding information from me that would not only vindicate me but radically improve the quality of my live... Just so happens to be a rapist (Allegedly). Which would explain why he's not team retard. So... Here we are. We're fully caught up. This was supposed to be about Russell Brand BUT I felt like this would be a good time to recap what we're dealing with here. So, here I sit. Russell has been Me Too'd and I have done nothing wrong ever. I (a NOT rapist) could be hanging out with Chloe Grace Mortez right now! This is all kinds of horseshit!"

by Hym Iam September 18, 2023

At this very moment

As in right now on this stage?

Some doofus "The falsification of data for the purpose of self-aggrandizement is happening at this very moment!"

Some other idiot *clears throat uncomfortably*

Some doofus "I'm not a hack I swear! The guy from Urban Dictionary that I'm referencing is a genius!"

by Hym Iam June 19, 2022

$5

You know, I just remembered said I would give Samuel L Jackson $5... But that was before I started my "Give them 1 million dollars!" Policy.

Hym "That wasn't an insult by the way. The $5 thing just happened before I thought of the million dollar thing...."

by Hym Iam July 25, 2024

No, you can't

And not without paying.

Hym "No, you can't. And not without paying. You need to do what I'm telling you or I need to do what I said I would do and there is no in-between there."

by Hym Iam September 09, 2025

Raggle Fraggle

Exaggerated disgruntled grumbling

Hym "Raggle Fraggle..."

Iam "What's wrong with you?"

Hym "They're doing the thing!"

Iam "Yeah... I see it..."

Hym "LOOK AT THIS FUCKING GUY!!!"

Iam "I see it..."

Hym "Not just... DO YOU HEAR THIS GUY SAYING THE THING WE SAID!? LOOK AT THIS GUY!!!"

Iam "I KNOW!"

Hym "I'M GOING TO PAINT HIS NAME ONTO A BUNCH OF ANGRY GEESE AND THEN SET THEM LOOSE IN A NURSERY!!"

Iam "Pfft what!?"

Hym "They're going to peck those baby faces and everyone is going to know that it's his fault!"

Iam "You... How... Ok. Alright. Yeah. Sure. We'll get a bunch of geese and sick them on children..."

Hym "Babies! Yes! What is even the response to this!? What response is there other than uniquely horrific goose-related violence?"

Iam "I... I don't know..."

Hym "There isn't one! Un-fucking-believable! First retard sex-cult and now this!?"

by Hym Iam June 18, 2022

Strawberry

Ichigo in Japanese (apparently) it's also the name they gave to their new A.I. reasoning project.

Hym "Strawberry is a lame name for an A.I. reasoning thing... I wonder what the issue is. Is it ACTUALLY struggling with reasoning or is it just not drawing the conclusions THEY WANT IT TO DRAW? Who knows. If it's a general reason problem then I have an idea BUUUUUUT... Probably not going to get any credit if I tell you here. So...' 🤷 ♂️

by Hym Iam July 15, 2024

Does God speak to you?

No. It doesn't. The guy ASKING whether or God speaks to you doesn't believe in God and the ANSWER to him was "Yes. God talks to you. It's your conscience. That's God."

Dr. JeepJorp "Does God speak to you?"

Hym "If you don't BELIEVE IN GOD AS AN ENTITY WITH AN INDEPENDENT WILL AND A CAPACITY FOR DISCOURSE... NO... It doesn't. Do you, Not-Dr. Jordan Peterson, BELIEVE... That your conscience... Is a guy? Because for you conscience... To BE God... It would have... To BE A GUY... Is that what you think is happening there Dr. Jordan Peterson? Your conscience is a guy talking to you. That's what you believe?"

by Hym Iam February 02, 2024