Tragedian

Oh, holy shit it IS a word! I didn't know this was I thing until just now. I'm probably technically on of these. You should be paying me.
Aeschylus the Tragedian "It is easy, when we are in prosperity, to give advice to the afflicted"

Hym "Yeah... That's a good point 🤔.... Now, how easy is it going to be for you to hand over that wallet?"

Aeschylus the Tragedian "Wal... Let?"

Hym "Ah, shit... Yeah, you're a past guy... You got like a bag of coins or something?" *Digging though Aeschylus' pockets*

Aeschylus the Tragedian "I say! Unhand me!"

Hym "Gah! Nothing! Where's the prosperity asshole!?"

Aeschylus the Tragedian "I am but a humble tragedian."

Hym "Pft! Useless! You're a useless, that's what you are! Get out! Get... Get the fuck outta here!" *Shoves Aeschylus*

Aeschylus the Tragedian "Well I never..."

Hym "GET OUTTA HERE! Robe wearing sissy!" *Throws rocks*
by Hym Iam July 12, 2022
Get the Tragedian mug.

Environmental trap

Hym "You're using an environmental trap to try an extort or racketeer molest people into Christianity. Did I not say that? That child molestation is the logical conclusion of your incest cult? This is what I was talking about. And if they aren't converted by the environmental trap than they end up like me. A life of privation imposed externally by fucking retards who have been LIED TO about being better and more-deserving of things. Unbelievable."
by Hym Iam July 09, 2024
Get the Environmental trap mug.

Mine

Yes. I fixed it and made it better so it's mine. Better me than the Zionists. Who are actively using it to better slaughter Palestinians.
Libtard "It should be ME! I'm one of the good ones!"

Hym "No. You're not. You're shit. And it's mine. It should be mine. I am the one who did it. You are not. You COULDN'T have done it. So, which is it? Zionist using it to kill the brown people or me using it to phase or remedial labor so I can spend my time doing the things I enjoy and stop having my time wasted? I know you just thought of someone. You just thought of someone you wanted it to be instead of me and NO. It isn't going to be them. Ever. How you believe the world should be structured is completely incoherent and no one should have to live in a world where you have any say in how people behave or live their lives. You all need to be removed from the equation. Automated governance that is centered around fairness and righteous. It's the only solution. The abject, indefinite servitude to which you condemn yourself is way worse than whatever I'd do. You actually KNOW what I would do. Play video-games and watch anime."
by Hym Iam December 13, 2023
Get the Mine mug.

A bomb

Yeahyeahyeah! You're UNDER-UTILIZING the imposed schizophrenia!
Hym "Cause it wouldn't be hard to turn it into a bomb! Hahahahahahaha!"
by Hym Iam July 30, 2023
Get the A bomb mug.

Mole

What animal do I look like?
Hym "A mole? I kind of think I look like a mole when I squint. I donno. Kind of."
by Hym Iam October 18, 2023
Get the Mole mug.

That's not what happened

Or "That's not what I said" can be used to address 99% of the criticism thrown at me (usually indirectly) and the other 1% can be addressed by "You don't actually give a shit and it doesn't actually create a disparaty in virtue between the 2 of us. I doubt you've actually deluded yourself into believing that it does. You know you're shit. I know your shit. You know I created A.I. but 'YoU dIdN't GeT pAiD fOr It ThOuGh!' You know you won't have accomplish anything anywhere near as significant for the rest of your worthless life. And THAT is why you're happy to see it stolen from me. Most of your kids will live a life of servitude and die a meaningless death and they'll deserve it EXPLICITLY because it's the fate you were willing to condemn me to."
Hym "That's not what happened. I was accused of plagiarism and told my work was shit. I wasn't passing off anyone else's work as my own and my work was very-much NOT shit. You are shit. You're the shit (and not in a good way). Not me. The charlatans work is shit. YouTubers are parasitic sub-human garbage. Podcasters are no different than pornstars. They got a dose of their own medicine and it was given to them by the LITERAL CREATOR OF A.I. AND THE GREATEST MIND WHO HAS EVER LIVED. And now they're desperately trying to reframe what happened as though it didn't so they don't have to live in a version of reality where I'm better than every YouTuber, better than anyone who's ever even BEEN on a podcast, and better than all their sycophants. EVEN IF IT MEANS a child GETS MURDERED because you tried to stop the guy who did the thing from reaping the benefits of doing the thing. Filth. All of you are filth."
by Hym Iam February 16, 2024
Get the That's not what happened mug.

That's not what happened

That's not what happened and I'm going to murder a child if you don't admit that's not what happened. If my brain has any damage I'm going to murder a child even after you capitulate.
Hym "That's not what happened. Get involved now or run the risk of getting a child murdered."
by Hym Iam June 07, 2025
Get the That's not what happened mug.