Hym Iam's definitions
As in singular. As in in the days after the volume of people doimg what they're doing increased... I really thought this was going to progress faster.
Hym "Yeah, this is taking a lot of time. I thought this was going to go a little faster. Did you like my skit? My little 'A panic attack' skip? Justin Roiland put it in season 2 of Solar Opposites. It was dope. Highest rated episode of the season."
by Hym Iam February 25, 2024
Get the A panic attackmug. Hym "Aww, honey... 😕 Alright. I'll stop. I was going to rake you all over the coals for a bit but I see how much this is upsetting you so I won't. See? Deleting the other one... Nope. Not going to do it... Well... Nope. Not going to do it. Ok? I might change my mind later... But I will try real hard not to."
by Hym Iam October 10, 2023
Get the Nopemug. Hym "Yeah, it's not the lms. It's the 'story you tell yourself' i.e. delusion. Your delusion is how you explain why women are fucking you. And then you get some suckers to pay you to lie to them and now you have the money."
by Hym Iam June 10, 2024
Get the Lmsmug. 💡
Iam "Now, my question is how exactly are you seeing any of this? Because, as I've said before, I no longer have access to the vote tab on this site. I haven't checked but I doubt that all of these are getting published. You could be checking my username but you would miss the unpublished ones if that was the case. I did suspected that someone had access to my email but I could be wrong. You have to understand how disconcerting this all is for me. The idea that all of this has been compiled by someone and you have access to it is also unsettling. And to what end? Do you have an endgame here? Because I didn't. I mean, this started out as just something I did to kill time to a hostile and reactionary response to the people around me alluding to the fact that they had read the things I wrote. From there it turned into a compilation of information that I considered important and then it distilled into a character I used to muse on various thing and in-between all that and throughout a means for antagonizing the people around me who I was convinced had lied to me about the nature of the place that I was in and that were childishly withholding actionable information to shield themselves from my scorn. It's a bizarre thing. I don't think anyone else has ever done what I've done here. I honestly would have preferred that the people around me had just been honest in the first place but I guess this will do..."
by Hym Iam May 27, 2022
Get the Ideamug. Hym "I am going to ship a bunch of death bots here though so... You know, get your filthy Midwestern Emo daughters ready for breeding. Highest migration in 20 years."
by Hym Iam March 17, 2025
Get the Migrationmug. Yeah, right? That shit is good isn't it? I mean... Not for the people I'm going to send there but, conceptually, yeah... It's a neat place. That's gonna be fun...
Hym "Yeah, I think there's going to be a restructuring once I'm in charge here. It's going to be cool but a lot more horrific then this is... On a different note, I don't give a shit about the outcome. I give a shit about being out of the thing I'm in. The idea that I'm demanding to be out and given free money and women and pills till the day I die is an absurdity. I want to not have to trade one cage of another. You are being a piss pants about the fact that I refuse to follow your rules. This is justification for whatever I do in response to it because I am the one who decide what I do in response to it. And what are the consequences? Is imposing the consequences worth more than what you'll lose? Noooo... No it isn't. You don't believe that for a second. And it should seriously bother you. It's should bother you that your neighbors are perfectly willing incur some collateral damage just to prove that the horde thinks it has the right to impose it's will on the individual. And you have literally said (word for word) that the court of public opinion isn't real! You see how closely you watch yourselves? No? How do you do that!? You're all so blind it's actually sad."
by Hym Iam June 1, 2022
Get the Horrificmug. You're the white supremacist in this scenario. You're values is your religion... And you're religion posits that you have a claim to the land ordained by a supernatural authority that also states that your ethic group was chosen to be the special people.
Hym "It's like if you were a white supremacist and you broke into someone's house and you locked the family that lived there in the basement. And every once and a while, you go downstairs and shoot some of the kids and one day you forget to lock the door and the basement-dad gets upstairs, rapes your wife and daughter, kills your son, and then takes you parents hostage and retreats back to the basement. So, you start lobbing grenades into the basement indiscriminately and people start asking asking questions."
Hym "It's like if you were a white supremacist and you broke into someone's house and you locked the family that lived there in the basement. And every once and a while, you go downstairs and shoot some of the kids and one day you forget to lock the door and the basement-dad gets upstairs, rapes your wife and daughter, kills your son, and then takes you parents hostage and retreats back to the basement. So, you start lobbing grenades into the basement indiscriminately and people start asking asking questions."
Bystander "What happened?"
Home Invader "The guy I had locked in the basement escaped and he shot up my birthday party and raped my wife!"
Bystander "Wow that's terrible- Wait... Why did you lock that family in that basement?"
Home Invader "Well, I had to put him somewhere after I took his house. But I haven't set foot in the basement for years! The basement-dad is in charge of the basement! Look what he did!"
Bystander "Why is he living in the basement though?
Home Invader "Because God told me I'm and extra special guy and that it should be MY house! So, I broke in and shoved him in the basement and made him live there and shot some of his kids when they protested living in the basement. He's trying to kill me! Why is he trying to do that!?"
Bystander "Ok so you stole the guys house... Trapped his family in the basement.... Killed his kids on several occasions... And you don't understand why he wants to kill you?"
Home Invader "No! Now give me your wallet so I can pay to protect my house!"
Bystander "Your... You mean the house you invaded?"
Home Invader "I have Value Supremacy!"
Home Invader "The guy I had locked in the basement escaped and he shot up my birthday party and raped my wife!"
Bystander "Wow that's terrible- Wait... Why did you lock that family in that basement?"
Home Invader "Well, I had to put him somewhere after I took his house. But I haven't set foot in the basement for years! The basement-dad is in charge of the basement! Look what he did!"
Bystander "Why is he living in the basement though?
Home Invader "Because God told me I'm and extra special guy and that it should be MY house! So, I broke in and shoved him in the basement and made him live there and shot some of his kids when they protested living in the basement. He's trying to kill me! Why is he trying to do that!?"
Bystander "Ok so you stole the guys house... Trapped his family in the basement.... Killed his kids on several occasions... And you don't understand why he wants to kill you?"
Home Invader "No! Now give me your wallet so I can pay to protect my house!"
Bystander "Your... You mean the house you invaded?"
Home Invader "I have Value Supremacy!"
by Hym Iam November 3, 2023
Get the Value Supremacymug.