Black Star: Big Wave

YoU aTtAcKeD tHe VeRy CoRe Of My BeInG!!!

Yeah, there's a name for that. It's called Black Star: Big Wave

Magic Hitler & Narcissistic Superman *Exchanging blows*

Magic Hitler "Katon: Plagiarism Fiyah!!"
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Narcissistic Superman 😫😫😫 *Afterimage dissipates*
Magic Hitler 🤨 *Looks around confused*

Narcissistic Superman *From behind* "BLACK STAR: BIG WAVE!!!"

Magic Hitler "UUUGGHHH!!! 😫😫😫 You... You attacked the very core of my being!"

Narcissistic Superman "Don't beat yourself about it. Even a God couldn't defeat a big man such as myself." 😁

by Hym Iam July 16, 2022

Depose

You mean, like, legally?

Hym "Cus I'm pretty sure I'll be immune from the laws. Like 'depose' as in 'removing a king?' Because this isn't like a valiant thing you're doing here. You are being shoved off a ledge by a machine... You have a button that can stop the wall from moving... But I rigged the button the stops the wall to also open the cage... It isn't heroism."

by Hym Iam April 07, 2025

Students

Don't have to pay.

Hym "Obviously. Students don't have to pay. But the rest of you better run them wallets... I didn't masterbate yet... If you were wondering. That's not what I've been doing... I will though... Eventually... Still alive too..."

by Hym Iam July 06, 2024

Epictetus

I'm like the reincarnation of this guy.

Hym "You see that guy Einzelgänger's video on Epictetus. I'm like the reincarnation of the that guy! And the guy that made the video is a genius! He makes all these brilliant observations, it's nuts! He's like the father I never had! We should make movies and songs and characters about him!"

by Hym Iam June 03, 2022

Apology

Ha! I wouldn't ever give you one.

Hym "You're not getting it are you? There is nothing for me to be sorry for. An apology for what? Seriously! You fucking idiots are absolute dogshit and your fuck-ass kids don't absolve you of that. And if you weren't so solipsistic and delusional, some of these other kids would still be alive. That's the real impetus behind this absurdist filibuster. You're throwing around a lot of 'joke' and 'prank' and 'trolling' rhetoric and I bet that's the excuse you use when the moderators aren't around to shield you. 'I thought it was a poggers troll incel gyatt bbl rizzler guys! It's not MY fault! It's HYM!' But everyone knows it's a lie."

by Hym Iam May 18, 2025

Dead internet theory

Yeahyeah the abstract money generator..... Yeah.... Oops 🤷 ♂️ I mean... He was talking a bunch of shit about how special and competent you have to be to make money.... You know? And I'm like the greatest mind the world has ever seen... So, like, the scholarly work is like... Really high level stuff...

Hym "Hahaha! Yeah, they're hookin up thay abstract money generator aren't they? Yeah... That's fucking hilarious. Kind of sad but, you know... In a cage... And what not... I think it has a different name though... Dead internet theory? It's like 'Something forest theory' or something, right?"

by Hym Iam May 15, 2024

6

Is that average or is it exactly what the fuck I said it was?

Hym "And dud she cheat up or down? 6< or <6? Which way did she cheat?"

by Hym Iam May 15, 2024