Definitions by Hym Iam

The Stevens 

Segal and Crowder. They picked on women yet THERE THEY ARE, JORDAN, STILL JUST FINE.

Hym "I thought the Stevens would take some reputational damage for picking on women but no. Nobody seems to give a shit. I KNOW I DON'T BE THE WOMEN ARE FUCKING THEM BECAUSE THEY ARE BETTER THAN ME."

The Stevens by Hym Iam August 15, 2023

Humility

Should be reserved for men who are less successful than me BUT NEVER WOMEN.

Hym "Oh yeah, humility is great! So you should do that, Jordan, and come to responsibility for your greatest failure... And give me my 29.95 back."

Humility by Hym Iam August 15, 2023

Mel Gibson 

Is being humiliated publicly a fear people have!? HA! I didn't know that was a thing!

Hym "Mel Gibson ALSO battered wife. Once you're chosen you can just do whatever you won't to them. He got kicked out of Hollywood for the antisemitism but NOT FOR THE BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF WIFE."

Mel Gibson by Hym Iam August 15, 2023

Chris Brown 

Has a net worth of 50 million dollars as of 2023! WHAT HAPPENED TO BOT PICKING ON WOMEN JORDAN!? Is HE an incel? I looks like if they want to fuck you and you have a million dollars you can just beat the shit out of them and there aren't any consequences.

Hym "Chris Brown proves that you're wrong Jordan."

Chris Brown by Hym Iam August 15, 2023

Husband 

He looks like a fucking dork.

Hym "Your husband is a dork Megyn and I could beat him up."

Husband by Hym Iam August 15, 2023

Gatekeepers 

Useless pieces of shit who need special rights, privileges, and collective societal preferential treatment to even complete with people you consider yourself too good to fuck.

Hym "If by 'Gatekeepers' you mean 🖕 that... Then, yes. You're correct. That's not what I mean when I uses the word. But sure...."

Gatekeepers by Hym Iam August 15, 2023

Rich Men North of Richmond 

A fucking BRILLIANT song by Oliver Anthony. Absolute banger!

Hym "I don't even like country and EVEN I think Rich Men North of Richmond is a frickin banger! I listen to it 3-4 times a night at work. It's good. Give him 1 million dollars. And a hat. That says 'Hym is the greatest.' And the buy me some nicotine pouches... Because I'm out of nicotine pouches..."

Rich Men North of Richmond by Hym Iam August 14, 2023