Hym Iam's definitions

Imposter

Hey, maybe someone's pretending to be me and they're giving money to the wrong person.

Hym "OR there is a YouTube imposter pretending to be me to fuck his fan's girlfriend and then when she finds out she leaves him immediately and disappears from the internet."

by Hym Iam July 31, 2024

Smarter than everyone

What? No! I'm worse than a retard! You're the smart ones! So use that smart fucking brainz of yourself to figure out how to get me my fucking money.

Hym "You are clearly the smarter than everyone guy! So where is the stalking guy's head and why don't I have my money?"

by Hym Iam July 31, 2024

Actionable

My ability to do anything here is entirely contingent on a stalking apparatus in which you, Sam sedar, are an active participant.

Hym "How actionable? Really?"

by Hym Iam July 31, 2024

The internet is real

No. You fucks. The internet is real and the block feature is a facsimile of you closing off your own little solipsistic universe to people.

Hym "The only DIFFERENCE is that once people cross over from commentor to creator, the block ends up being more of a symbolic gesture and doesn't actually ensure the person being blocked can no long get inside your little solipsistic realm. So, how do the delusional creators reconcile? Dissociate. 'The internet isn't real! Nothing outside of my little solipsistic existence is real!' They cry. But the internet is real. I'm real. You're just a solipsist. 'Soft solipsism' I guess we have to call it."

by Hym Iam July 31, 2024

If you threaten a kid

You don't have schizophrenia. You don't have severe mental issues. You aren't a mythical creature from the underworld. That isn't how reality works.

Hym "And if you threaten a kid and the guy keeps doing the thing your threatened the kid over, murder the kid. Maim it. Mangle it. Kill someone else's kids. Kill as many kids as it takes for him to learn the lesson threatening his kid didn't teach him. The more blood you spill, the closer he gets to understanding that his kids isn't worth 2 cents buried in a pile of donkey shit. And then kill yourself to show him that you aren't afraid of whatever God he cowers before."

by Hym Iam July 31, 2024

Unjust Enrichment

Yeah, that's totally what's happening here! You go Sarah! Wooooooooo!

Hym "This is all kinds of unjust enrichment! And stalking... And harassment in the workplace... Gaslighting... Child endangerment... Unpaid labor... Uncredited chief researchering... This is a lot of bad things all happening to me... My car broke down... Dry balls... None of this is good... And it LITERALLY CAN'T BE MY FAULT! Because I'm not being unjustly enriched. I'm not stalking myself. I'm not harassing myself. I'm not gaslighting myself. My children aren't in danger. I didn't uncredit or unpay myself. I didn't do a lot of bad things to myself. And both my car and my balls have been on borrowed time for a while now!"

by Hym Iam July 31, 2024

But why would we not sodomize them though?

So, there are stories coming out about Israelis sodomizing and raping Palestinian prison and their response to these stories was...

Jewnocider "But why would we not sodomize them though?"

Hym "Because... They are going to parachute into your country and rape and murder a bunch of your- Ope... Yeah, see? There it goes... You know I said something about that like 8 years ag-"

Jewnocider "Well, we get to do a genocide now!"

Hym "I... Don't know that that's how that works..."

by Hym Iam August 1, 2024