Definitions by Hym Iam
But the children!
You try to dominate and curate reality to shield your kids and then wonder why kids are PROLONGING THEIR ADOLESCENCE, JORDAN! YOU SEE HOW IT'S YOUR FAULT!
Retard "We NeEd To PrOtEcT oUr ChIlDrEn! BuT tHe ChIlDrEn!"
Jordan (Also a retard) "WhY aRe AlL oF tHe ChIlDrEn PrOlOnGiNg ThEiR aDoLeScEnCe!? WhAt CoUlD iT pOsSiBlY bE!?"
Hym "Yeah, no. Probably not the thing (both) ARE and HAVE BEEN doing.... Couldn't possibly be that... The falsifying of reality to male yourself feel better about the fact that YOU CHOSE TO SUBJECTED YOUR KIDS TO THE CREATURE."
Jordan (Also a retard) "WhY aRe AlL oF tHe ChIlDrEn PrOlOnGiNg ThEiR aDoLeScEnCe!? WhAt CoUlD iT pOsSiBlY bE!?"
Hym "Yeah, no. Probably not the thing (both) ARE and HAVE BEEN doing.... Couldn't possibly be that... The falsifying of reality to male yourself feel better about the fact that YOU CHOSE TO SUBJECTED YOUR KIDS TO THE CREATURE."
But the children! by Hym Iam August 20, 2023
Justin Roiland
Fired from all of his jobs for giving an unintentional ego boost to someone who was mean to someone you PITY.
Hym "I am almost 100% certain Justin Roiland lost his job because of me and it keeps me up at night. It's literally night to me. I should be sleeping for work right now but I'm being kept awake by this thought right now..."
Justin Roiland by Hym Iam August 20, 2023
Mojita
What the fuck is a Mojita?
Hym "Blegh! Blegh.......... Blegh...."
Iam "What is it?"
Hym "Drink this! Drink it now!"
Iam "Ok.... Ugh! What IS that!?"
Hym "Mojita."
Iam "That... Does nothing to tell me what it is..."
Hym "Blegh... It tastes like someone spit mouthwash into some sparkling water.... Blegh..."
Iam "Here... Let me try it again..... Eugh! It's like drinking carbonated toothpaste!"
Hym "Blegh... Give it... Give it back... BLEGH! I can feel the probiotics crawling across my tongue... Blegh..."
Iam "Hereherehere... Blagh! It tastes... AND FEELS... Like I just threw up... Blagh... Like bile and stomach acid are coating my mouth..."
Hym "Stop hogging it all to yourself! It's like someone robbed a dentist's office of their spittle tanks... Carbonated it... And sold the byproduct for 3.89... Blegh..."
Iam "Blagh-Urgh!"
Hym "Blegh..."
Iam "Blagh..."
Iam "What is it?"
Hym "Drink this! Drink it now!"
Iam "Ok.... Ugh! What IS that!?"
Hym "Mojita."
Iam "That... Does nothing to tell me what it is..."
Hym "Blegh... It tastes like someone spit mouthwash into some sparkling water.... Blegh..."
Iam "Here... Let me try it again..... Eugh! It's like drinking carbonated toothpaste!"
Hym "Blegh... Give it... Give it back... BLEGH! I can feel the probiotics crawling across my tongue... Blegh..."
Iam "Hereherehere... Blagh! It tastes... AND FEELS... Like I just threw up... Blagh... Like bile and stomach acid are coating my mouth..."
Hym "Stop hogging it all to yourself! It's like someone robbed a dentist's office of their spittle tanks... Carbonated it... And sold the byproduct for 3.89... Blegh..."
Iam "Blagh-Urgh!"
Hym "Blegh..."
Iam "Blagh..."
Block feature
Oh wow! Not being able to block who follows you!? I CAN'T IMAGINE! WHO COULD EVEN CONCEIVE OF SUCH A THING! NOT ME!
Hym "Guys... How do you not see how fucking retarded you look? Decrying the fact that Elon is removing the block feature? You're... Are you even vaguely familiar with my existence? How... Guys... You're making this WAY too easy for me! Like... It is UNFATHOMABLE to you... That YOU... WON'T BE ABLE TO BLOCK THE PEOPLE WHO ARE FOLLOWING YOU... UNFATHOMABLE... To think... That YOU... Won't be able to do ON TWITTER.... What I CAN'T DO IN REAL LIFE... ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED!? DON'T YOU SEE THE IRONY THERE!? I hate to admit it but Elon might actually be a genius! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!? Do you think that it's ridiculous to be unable to block people from following you? The combination of these 2 things makes you A FUCKING RETARD. In 1 fell swoop... He made you all look retarded. WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!?
Hym "Guys... How do you not see how fucking retarded you look? Decrying the fact that Elon is removing the block feature? You're... Are you even vaguely familiar with my existence? How... Guys... You're making this WAY too easy for me! Like... It is UNFATHOMABLE to you... That YOU... WON'T BE ABLE TO BLOCK THE PEOPLE WHO ARE FOLLOWING YOU... UNFATHOMABLE... To think... That YOU... Won't be able to do ON TWITTER.... What I CAN'T DO IN REAL LIFE... ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED!? DON'T YOU SEE THE IRONY THERE!? I hate to admit it but Elon might actually be a genius! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!? Do you think that it's ridiculous to be unable to block people from following you? The combination of these 2 things makes you A FUCKING RETARD. In 1 fell swoop... He made you all look retarded. WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!?
Why would you criticize that decision (to remove the block feature) when you know who I am and what I'm dealing with!? Seriously, you motherfuckers are DUMB AS DOGSHIT BOY! DUMB as ABSOLUTE dogshit! Do you even think!? Are you even capable OF thought? Do YOU consider what you do THOUGHT? Fuck... You see it right? The way in which he made you all looks stupid right? All of you at the same time. Like a hentai tentacle-monster in an all girls school... You all just go fucked at the same time. Almost as stupid as I made you look. You're dumb now. Dumb as an ontological reality. EVEN IF... You didn't vocalize it... If you even though that it was stupid... Even for a second... If THAT THOUGHT... Occupied ANY PART of the meat jelly within your skull... For even an instant... And you know who I am and didn't have a problem with me being unable to do it in real life... You're retarded now. As a FACT. Actually retarded. Actually and factually retarded. It's official! That's some Satoru Gojo shit! He combined the fact that YOU THINK it's preposterous to be unable to block people from following you (Red)... And the fact they you are aware of my existence and situation (Blue)... Hollow technique: Purple! You shouldn't have stepped forward! You were in the path of the attack! Fucking idiots man!"
Block feature by Hym Iam August 20, 2023
Tricky Nixon
Tricky Nixon by Hym Iam August 20, 2023
Explicit Bias
I'd like to point out that because it (The weaponized/imposed schizophrenia) is something that is vocalized with intent (to either effect behavior or effect mood) and is therefore NOT implicit bias..
Hym "But, rather, EXPLICIT BIAS that constitutes workplace harassment that verges on the sexual and is perpetuated by a veil of silence around the act. It isn't incumbent on me to trust the judgment of the people around me."
Explicit Bias by Hym Iam August 19, 2023
Make his life uncomfortable
Something you will regularly hear on the Majority Report W/ Sam Sedar and is clearly inciting harassment. Harassment defined as "words or behavior that threatens, intimidates, or demeans a person. Harassment unwanted, uninvited, and unwelcome and causes nuisance, alarm, or substantial emotional distress without any legitimate purpose."
Hym "Isn't it wild that conservatives an YouTube will get demonetized for voicing their opinions on a topic but The Majority Report W/ Sam Sedar will call for their audience to make the lives of their political opposition uncomfortable? 'Make his life uncomfortable' as though they aren't essentially doing they same thing they accuse Trump of doing as the word 'Uncomfortable' is ambiguous."
Make his life uncomfortable by Hym Iam August 19, 2023