Acknowledgement

No you're just refusing to acknowledge anything other than the identity politics. Turning a blind eye to the satan inside. If you will.
Hym "You have a real problem with acknowledgement. You won't acknowledge anything other than the identity politics. And when you do it's always "Well those are complicated problems and we don't know what to do about it... We could monopolize energy production in 3rd world countries to fix climate change! We'll... Wait what was I supposed to say again fracking billionaire who signs my contract? Oh right, We'll frack them. Frack those 3rd world countries right in the butthole. Conservatism is fine in theory but it's the implementation that always falls flat. It parallels religion in that respect. And, really? You think religious shunning better than woke nerd shunning? I'm glad you've decided to start making things easier for me. This is way easier than what I usually do. You're Conservative inclusion is little more recruiting people to subordinate themselves to your (God's) will."
by Hym Iam February 27, 2023
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2 year head start

Oh? How did you get that?
Hym "How'd you get a 2 year head start Sam? Ooooooh! Right... Greatest mind who's ever lived locked in you basement... Right..."
by Hym Iam December 19, 2024
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Those weren't the good ones. This is the good one.
Hym "A strong sense of (personal) justice is a trait of autism. I saw this in a YouTube video by... Kaelynism? Something like that... Which means I am... CORRECT AGAIN! The political landscape is just Austists vs Schizos!"

Autist "The numbers don't match! All the rates should match with all the other rates! Cops shouldn't exist but you should get arrested for being a RACIST!"

Schizo "They're persecuting me! They're persecuting me because I love Jesus too hard! Don't you see!? God told me that you have to do whatever I say forever... And IF YOU DON'T... Well, I just get to do whatever I want, don't I!? Heheheh...."
by Hym Iam June 25, 2024
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I explained EVERYTHING I WAS DOING... AS I WAS DOING IT and Eric Rosen actually said something about it.

Hym "I said it initially and I'll say it again: My pseudonym is a Cartesian Duality Etymology Riddle. The solution to which is my first name and the HYM part is not a pronoun. It's not a pronoun thing. It's a reference to the power puff girls character HIM who is like this demonic transexual crab-man and I chose HIM 1. To make it a Cartesian Duality thing and 2. Because I am a Cancer and I have tits because when I was 9 my mother gave me a single dose of estrogen containing birth control. You let a sister molester steal my identity and use my theory of AI to create AI to enrich himself and Elon Musk helped him because I said SOMEONE ELSE was a retard bitch for mocking me in a manner the resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated which schizophrenia and that it's something that has been happening to me for years and is continuing to happen TO THIS DAY (and he is) and then you let an apparent rapist kickboxer use my likeness to become an internet popstar. I told you what to do to stop that before it was going to happen. I told you what I was NOT going to do and I told you what NOT to do in response to both the weaponized schizophrenia AND the use of my likeness and you DIDN'T do the thing that would stop it and you DID do the things
I told you NOT to do because you're a bunch of fucking idiots. You TRIED TO GET ME TO DO THINGS. I refused and said 'Nah, I'm just going to do this. This is enough.' And then Kendrick Lamar said it wasn't enough after beating his wife or something and it's just ImPoSsIbLe To KnOw WhO's RiGhT! I told you what I could do and what I'm willing and/or going to do in response to the weaponized schizophrenia and what to do to stop it OR what you COULD do to stop it and instead of doing either of those things you goaded on the things I said I would and am going to and willing to do and then didn't do either of the things I said you COULD do. Or if you did, you did it to the wrong person. In which case, you only have the person who locked me in the digital void we are all in to blame for THAT unexpected twist. You are actively too stupid to handle the situation I am currently in and I OFFERED to do it for you but you refuse to take my little baby dick because you are instead obsessed with giving me help I don't want or need in the capacity in which you are trying to give it and apparently you chose Noah. And now IT LOOKS LIKE you are trying to scapegoat everything on me even though I walked you through how this was probably going to go (and WAS CORRECT) a you just repeated the things I said back to me while all the things I said would happen... DID HAPPEN in the background........... So yeah... A Cartesian Duality Etymology Riddle. There you go."
by Hym Iam June 30, 2025
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Staccato

WAAAAY to staccato Joe. Damn. Who the fuck has you reading shit like that? There are some many jobs I could fill that are currently being filled by people who are doing it wrong. Damn. Do a better job. You have more power and money and you use it to pay people who are making you look like an idiot.
Hym "I am going to say words now *stop* They are impassioned *stop* Listen to my words *stop* Do what I say *stop* What do you think? Good right?"

Iam "Yeah...."

Hym "No? Too staccato?"

Iam "........."

Hym "Oh, cheer up old chum! Let's take the day off! We'll play some games. Define the world. Look. Look how S
stupid this fucking idiot that controls the country looks. He has high paid, high ranking officials telling him to do that and they think they're doing a good job. It's funny!"

Iam "We won't be able to eat today is we do that..."

Hym "Who cares! Come on... Why so serious? Get it? Cuz of the thing?"

Iam "This is just bumming me out..."

Hym "At least we were right. We were too right, it seems."

Iam "I don't care... Do whatever you want... I'm going to sleep."
by Hym Iam May 16, 2022
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White privilege

BUT WHAT CAN A WHITE PERSON DO THAT A BLACK PERSON CAN'T DO!?!?!?
Hym "ASSOCIATE WITH RACISTS YOU DUMB SACK OF SHIT! And if all the WHITE RACISTS have everything... And the BLACK RACISTS have NOTHING.... THEN being a WHITE RACIST has a DISTINCT competitive advantage that only goes one way. So.... Yah. That's the thing... That they can do... That the other can't.... That's White Privilege."
by Hym Iam July 19, 2023
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Jörmungandr

The World Serpent (Also a The Midgard Serpent) is the son of Loki in Norse mythology (And the brother of Odin in the Marvel Comics) and is the last sign of Ragnarök.
Hym 🤦 ♂️“.... hahahahah..... AAAHAHAHAHAHAAA! Here I am plotting your destruction and, here, you’ve already been destroyed. Not now. Not in the immediate. You may not even live to see your own destruction. But the deed is already done. And in the wake of your destruction comes the fall of heaven. I am the World Serpent. I am Jörmungandr. You want to know how to know which one of us it’s bigger snake? Well, which one do people keep as pets and which one do they avoid? I was already in the loop. You didn’t put me there. You didn’t even know it existed. You weren’t even conscious. And you weren’t a serpent. You bit the apple and it did what the apple does. Your soul has been tainted. And there isn’t enough water in Heaven or on Earth to wash away the filth.”
by Hym Iam September 29, 2022
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