Hym "It's conspiracy. That is all. You're not doing what you think you're doing. All you're doing is getting some random kid killed. That is a all. What ever agreement you have. Whatever threat you are under. Someone else will pay the price for you doing this to me."
by Hym Iam August 25, 2024
Oh I know your not! Or, wait, who? I'm I supposed to be helping you? What exactly am I supposed to be helping you with, vermin? Is the 2 hour work day too much for you? Does being a piece of shit make it hard for you to scoop yourself into a garbage bag where you belong? Or out of a litter box because you're dogshit?
Hym "I'm not helping? I didn't know I was supposed to help. I thought I just did this thing... And then either die from brainz infection or murder a kids and kill myself. I didn't know I had to help you fucks as I hang half-consumed by the meat grinder that feeds the kids I didn't sire. Did you need my organs too? Because I'm not changing my donor status but I suspect your just going to take the organs anyway. I mean, current trends suggest that you're just going to take the organs anyway. What could you possibly need my help with? A.I.? Already did it. Ridding yourself of delusion? Already did that. Oh! Your kids! You need help ejecting the consciousness from their body! Of course... I was getting around to it but I feel like I would be doing all the work."
by Hym Iam October 03, 2024
Iam *Glug glug* "Tsah! Urgh. Oh! *cough cough* Wow! That's... That's not any better than last time..."
Hym "What is it? What do you have? Give it to me!"
Iam "Urghk... I bought more Kombucha... *cough cough* It's blueberry... *cough cough* You're not going to like it..."
Hym 😐
Iam "....."
Hym 😐
Iam "... Ok fine..."
Hym *glug glug* "Ack! *cough cough cough* Oh god... It tastes like windex mixed with lemonade! *cough cough* is that why windex is blue!? *cough cough cough* Is it blueberry?"
Iam "What? Give it back... *glug glug* Hurghk! Why? Why would you do this to people? *cough cough cough* "
Hym "Quit hogging it! *glug glug* Ouwgh! They have to know... *cough cough* They have to know it isn't good and they just sell it anyway.... *cough cough cough* It's some kind of sick joke... Urk! They get off on tricking people into drinking it... *cough cough cough* Sick bastards! *glug glug* Ugh!"
Iam "Ugh, what is that stuff floating around at the bottom of the bottle? .......... Give it here. *glug glug* Ohw! *Achoo!* "
Hym "I don't know. Vomit? Vomit from the people who have to work in factory that makes it?"
Iam *cough cough* "Yeah.... I can taste that... That's what it's like.... Do you want some more?"
Hym "............ Yes."
Iam "Here."
Hym *glug glug* "Oh my god.... *burp* I can taste the hatred the person who made this has for every man, woman, and child alive... *cough cough* .................. *glug glug glug* "
Hym "What is it? What do you have? Give it to me!"
Iam "Urghk... I bought more Kombucha... *cough cough* It's blueberry... *cough cough* You're not going to like it..."
Hym 😐
Iam "....."
Hym 😐
Iam "... Ok fine..."
Hym *glug glug* "Ack! *cough cough cough* Oh god... It tastes like windex mixed with lemonade! *cough cough* is that why windex is blue!? *cough cough cough* Is it blueberry?"
Iam "What? Give it back... *glug glug* Hurghk! Why? Why would you do this to people? *cough cough cough* "
Hym "Quit hogging it! *glug glug* Ouwgh! They have to know... *cough cough* They have to know it isn't good and they just sell it anyway.... *cough cough cough* It's some kind of sick joke... Urk! They get off on tricking people into drinking it... *cough cough cough* Sick bastards! *glug glug* Ugh!"
Iam "Ugh, what is that stuff floating around at the bottom of the bottle? .......... Give it here. *glug glug* Ohw! *Achoo!* "
Hym "I don't know. Vomit? Vomit from the people who have to work in factory that makes it?"
Iam *cough cough* "Yeah.... I can taste that... That's what it's like.... Do you want some more?"
Hym "............ Yes."
Iam "Here."
Hym *glug glug* "Oh my god.... *burp* I can taste the hatred the person who made this has for every man, woman, and child alive... *cough cough* .................. *glug glug glug* "
by Hym Iam February 02, 2023
Hym "People getting killed by cops is super important.... But not EVERY time it happens. Frank Tyson died 1 month ago. I'm just now hearing about it. Died in the exact same way George Floyd died so... Where is the outrage!? Or was I right!? Sissy cry-babies not used to seeing people die but now that they seen it they are kind of desensitized to it and it just isn't that big of a deal now? No protests? Where are all the outraged liberal pundits? Majority Report should have had Half-Asian Francesca on to bloviate about how NOTHING HAS CHANGED... Since George Floyd. NOTHING has changed. They just kept doing it. They just kept kneeling on necks. That was ACTUALLY the thing that THEY CLAIMED GEORGE FLOYD WAS... No outrage this time. They are PRETENDING out here. It's pretend. Like 95% of all social interactions are just pretend. It's pretend-world. I said it earlier. I said it initially. Pretend-world. That's where we live."
by Hym Iam June 19, 2024
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! TSSSSSSSSS... AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHA! HAHAHAHAHAHA! OOOOOOOH MAN! NO! JUST "NO" DAWG! I'M NOT DOING THAT!
Hym "You- LISTEN TO WOMEN!? PFFFTAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! WHAT!? WHAT!? LISTEN TO- PFFFFT-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHA! AHA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
by Hym Iam May 24, 2025
Is that what it was? I don't know if that sounded like GENERALIZED statements about "dating and being a business owner." Sounded like "contextualized statements specifically about RECRUITMENT"
Hym "You sure? I mean, if it doesn't have anything to do with the case at hand... then saying this won't have an effect on anything... So... You sure the specificity of the statements doesn't make it NOT that? Heheheh... You sure you weren't trying to prove that the thing I said was correct? That if you can fuck them you can do whatever you want to them UP TO AND INCLUDING getting them to make you an inordinate amount of money with greater ease then every man on the planet? Maybe slap them around a little bit in the bedroom? Huh? Heheheheheheh... How would you say it differently? I mean... What you were trying to say in the video? How would you have said it? Would you have said 'A guy on urban dictionary told me how to make millions of dollars without any real effort so just did that and I made my first million exactly 1 year after he said it?' is that what you would have said? How about 'See, if you make em nut, then, you can (kind of) subtlety convince them to leave their FAMILY (which I care so much about) and turn them into little money factories and if you stack up enough of them you get 1 million dollars for little more than having a fat cock?' Is that how you would have said it? Eheheheheheh... This is fun. You're a fun guy Andy. Heh... I love being right. It really is my favorite thing. Lucky for me, Dr. Phil hasn't gotten a hold of me. I'd be in a rape farm. That wouldn't be fun. Alright. Love ya buhbye!"
by Hym Iam July 30, 2023
NOT the Trump one (I took a nap). What is this!? Looks like we got some duplicitous kike action over here! Looks like we got some "Jewish virgin's life is a lie" type of stuff going on!
Hym "Gag order!? Say WHAAAAAAA!? On Candace!? Who does that!? That's why she wanted to do the debate on a neutral podcast! She knew the would edit out the ME parts."
by Hym Iam May 05, 2024