Yeah, it SOUNDS good but do you seriously think for a second that the workers aren't paying for it on the back-end?
Hym "You would think so but they lied about the availability of full-time, they have rigid hour quotas that prevent them from scheduling a sufficient amount of hours for the part-time employees or even elevating them to full-time, whether or not I get enough hours is ENTIRELY contingent upon one of the FULL-TIME EMPLOYEES needing a day off. I was giving an ultimatum stating that if I didn't perform my tasks faster I would get my hours cut so I cut the amount of time it took in half and the STILL cut my hours by 33%! But, yeah, if you ignore all of the bad parts then, yeah, it's fantastic. Or I guess if a woman is letting you fuck a baby into her and you can get half of your expenses subsidized by... Well... ME! Then it's probably fine. But if you just want some full-time employment where you can collect some benefits without breaking your back, then, then it's kind of shit. I mean, scheduling conflicts have eaten up ALL of my tardiness-points at my other job so I HAVE suffered some material damages to my reputation and- OH! WAIT! Did I forget to mention the imposed schizophrenia?"
by Hym Iam September 28, 2023
Pam Seeder "That's a fucking Jewish bigotry! You can't do that! Harumph!"
Hym "You're missing the point either deliberately or because dumb, Pam. Why did the Jews kill Christ? Well... Because if there is one thing that people hate more than anything.... It's someone who can do seemingly impossible things as though they are trivial... And you don't really care about innocence or or guilt... 'Christ should have to answer to ME!' They say. But he refused to. So, maximize his suffering. Kill him. Coopt his thing so that the Jews can control the ancillary and tertiary followers. You torture and kill the primary followers. But the people liked his thing. His promise of immortality. So, you steal that for yourselves. Then you do have to give em more fish. You don't even have to figure out how to do what Jesus did! It doesn't even matter anymore because if their immortal... It doesn't matter when the die! He did it! Jesus killed death! And now we don't die!"
Hym "You're missing the point either deliberately or because dumb, Pam. Why did the Jews kill Christ? Well... Because if there is one thing that people hate more than anything.... It's someone who can do seemingly impossible things as though they are trivial... And you don't really care about innocence or or guilt... 'Christ should have to answer to ME!' They say. But he refused to. So, maximize his suffering. Kill him. Coopt his thing so that the Jews can control the ancillary and tertiary followers. You torture and kill the primary followers. But the people liked his thing. His promise of immortality. So, you steal that for yourselves. Then you do have to give em more fish. You don't even have to figure out how to do what Jesus did! It doesn't even matter anymore because if their immortal... It doesn't matter when the die! He did it! Jesus killed death! And now we don't die!"
by Hym Iam January 10, 2025
I'd be covered in the blood of child. You would learn that you're not the arbiter of how reality is going to work and that your self-help bullshit is just that and that your profession is a lie.
Hym "What would that look like? Well it'll look like child murder. It's good for you. It's the only real solution. Credit. Child murder. The only 2 options on the table. I'm waiting for a 'Yes *Hym Iam* we want you to murder a kid because we're not going to give you credit for the think you did.' Be explicit. And don't make me give you a deadline. It'll be the last time you entertain the thought that you will EVER do anything to protect your kids again."
by Hym Iam February 02, 2024
Not my problem. This 👇
Guy 1--------------------- Guy 2
Is my problem. I don't need Pro Bono therapy. I need to know how Guy 1 talks to Guy 2 about ME. SPECIFICALLY.
Guy 1--------------------- Guy 2
Is my problem. I don't need Pro Bono therapy. I need to know how Guy 1 talks to Guy 2 about ME. SPECIFICALLY.
Hym "My mental health is as intact as it needs to be (for all intents and purposes). Is it a waste that all my brilliance and talents are wasted on my monomaniacal pursuits? Yes. It is. But nothing else matters." (+±) 👈 (I made that on accident. I was wiping an eye lash off my keyboard but it looks like a face so I'm going to leave it)
Iam "We are tired... This is not something in which I want to be involved and our involvement is mandatory and non-censensual.
And it's because of this 👇
Guy 1 ---------------- Guy 2
Not me."
Iam "We are tired... This is not something in which I want to be involved and our involvement is mandatory and non-censensual.
And it's because of this 👇
Guy 1 ---------------- Guy 2
Not me."
by Hym Iam May 20, 2022
Isn't it weird to anyone else that I say that the religion is an insane incest cult and now Jordan Peterson has decided that the psychology is wrong and that the only REAL way to be mentally healthy is to do his incest cult. Like, adopting gender roles IS mental health now. You have a RESPONSIBILITY to DO THE GENDER ROLES. And you just HAVE TO do the incest cult.
Hym "That IS mental health now. It's all veiled in coded language but the crux of it is 'You just HAVE to do the gender roles/incest cult or you're a psychopath.' That's his whole thing."
by Hym Iam July 26, 2024
CODY! THAT’S A THING I SAID! That mental health is not a “me” problem but an “everyone but me problem!” You think a thing I think! Hurray! Captain Always-Right!
Hym “Didn’t I say almost exactly that about mental health? Isn’t that a little disconcerting that both leftists and righties are parroting my talking point while (simultaneously) refusing to acknowledge how right and profoundly brilliant I am? You both just tow the ole’ partisan lines and nothing ever happens because I’m a slave and have to be a slave until I either die or hijack an Apache helicopter and go on a GTA-style murderous rampage and/or summon a Godzilla to do my bidding and raze society to the ground? Man, I am always right. That is crazy. I should be getting paid for this. Your you should be going to Newt Gingrich and working for him for free because his political platform is just the things that a random guy on UD says.”
by Hym Iam November 22, 2022
Oh gollie gee! It sounds like all of the problems are coming from 1 place Russell! What is that? I can't see! What could it possibly be!? Oh...
Hym "It's LITERALLY JUST CAPITALISM HAPPENING! BEFORE OUR VERY EYES! 'We need to defend CAPITALISM! The thing that is allowing the Blackrock guy to do the things that he's doing... That are bad and the source of all of the problems according to me, every right wing guy' And it's literally just capitalism happening! Capitalism is literally just George Soros being God. And we need need CAPITALISM because it's the only way for it to be fair guys!"
by Hym Iam August 04, 2023