Hym Iam's definitions
by Hym Iam April 14, 2025
Get the Answer the question or I'll murder someone's kidmug. I've been getting these the past couple of nights and it's been a little disconcerting.
Hym "So, I had a dream last night where I was in building that was the combination of a Hotel/Resort, Sea world, and a Zoo (Which is a multi-billion dollar idea so you can have that for free) and I was with my family and I was carrying a baby in a backpack. And as we get to the Sea-world area the baby begins to fly and drags me down the hallway. So, I call out to my family and I'm like 'Hey! Look! Fuckin, magic baby! Are you seeing this shit!?' So they go into the Sea-world part to take their seats (because clearly they weren't impressed by magic baby) and the baby drags me into the Zoo area and into one of the animals. When we get into the cage the baby slips out of the bag and flies off deeper into the cage and I'm like 'Oh shit, I gotta get that baby!' So, as I'm climbing over the artificial terrain I notice that there's a Lion, Panther, and Monkey in the cage and the Panther takes a swipe at me as I'm going after the baby but I manage to grab it and bring back out of the cage. I get outside and my family is there so I hand it off the them but the FBI shows up and tells me that there's a terrorist in the building.
Hym "So, I had a dream last night where I was in building that was the combination of a Hotel/Resort, Sea world, and a Zoo (Which is a multi-billion dollar idea so you can have that for free) and I was with my family and I was carrying a baby in a backpack. And as we get to the Sea-world area the baby begins to fly and drags me down the hallway. So, I call out to my family and I'm like 'Hey! Look! Fuckin, magic baby! Are you seeing this shit!?' So they go into the Sea-world part to take their seats (because clearly they weren't impressed by magic baby) and the baby drags me into the Zoo area and into one of the animals. When we get into the cage the baby slips out of the bag and flies off deeper into the cage and I'm like 'Oh shit, I gotta get that baby!' So, as I'm climbing over the artificial terrain I notice that there's a Lion, Panther, and Monkey in the cage and the Panther takes a swipe at me as I'm going after the baby but I manage to grab it and bring back out of the cage. I get outside and my family is there so I hand it off the them but the FBI shows up and tells me that there's a terrorist in the building.
So, my little brother and I go after the terrorist and as we get around the corner of the hallway we see a choir sing in the intersection and in the back right corner is the guy from 'No country for old men' and 'James Bond' and I'm like 'Oh shit! That's the guy!' So he runs off, we go to chase the guy and he sicks his minions on us and they come at us with needles filled with red liquid. I manage to avoid all three of the guys and expel the red liquid from the needles by depressing the plunger but as I'm grappling with 2 of them the 3rd fills his needle with air and stabs me in an attempt to give me an embolism and, as he does, the pain in my left forearm shocks me awake. When I awoke, the pain in my forearm persisted and (believe it or not) my arm STILL hurts. This is the 2nd night in a row that I've received a psychosomatic dream injury. So like... What the fuck is all that about? Amaright? Like... Creepy. Creepy stuff... Should have stabbed them with their own needles though instead of emptying them... Novice stuff from me there... Shit..."
by Hym Iam November 21, 2023
Get the Psychosomatic Dream Injurymug. Hym "That's a fantasy!? Wooooow! Live in a fantasy?"
Idiot "We can't make life better unless we do my thing... But MY THING isn't working.... So I guess we should just do it forever then, huh, guys?"
Hym "Bwahahahaha! No! That... That doesn't sound smart to me. Ha! Sorry. How is that a fantasy? How is it (how life IS currently) a fantasy if it's only arbitrarily so?"
Idiot "Well... Um....."
Hym "Yeah shit-head.... It's the potential reality you're withholding from us... Arbitrarily... That's not the definition of the word 'fantasy' shit-head. Read a book."
Idiot "We can't make life better unless we do my thing... But MY THING isn't working.... So I guess we should just do it forever then, huh, guys?"
Hym "Bwahahahaha! No! That... That doesn't sound smart to me. Ha! Sorry. How is that a fantasy? How is it (how life IS currently) a fantasy if it's only arbitrarily so?"
Idiot "Well... Um....."
Hym "Yeah shit-head.... It's the potential reality you're withholding from us... Arbitrarily... That's not the definition of the word 'fantasy' shit-head. Read a book."
by Hym Iam July 19, 2023
Get the Fantasymug. #5 are you fucking serious!? Fuck this guy man. What an asshole. Plane!? Really!? Who is watching that shit and why are they being let out of the insane asylum to watch plane movies? Bastards!
Hym "#5!? I'm not watching your plane movie asshole! It is more likely that people flocked to theaters en masse to subvert my will than it is you actually made a good plane movie you... you prick! What, did Todd Phillips direct it too? Did I write some of it!? Ooooo you motherfucker... I am so heated right now..."
Iam "Should we watch..."
Hym "AAAAHHHH SHUT... SHUT YOUR FUCKING FACE! SHUT IT!"
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Iam "Yeah, I... Should have known better..." 😅
Iam "Should we watch..."
Hym "AAAAHHHH SHUT... SHUT YOUR FUCKING FACE! SHUT IT!"
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Iam "Yeah, I... Should have known better..." 😅
by Hym Iam February 1, 2023
Get the #5mug. Man, it is taking the death-bots a minute to get up here, innit? Shit... How long ago were they in Argentina? Had to have been like a month or 2... This is taking forever. I should have done the nanobot Alucard body FIRST... And THEN the death-bots... I don't know, it- I did this shit entirely backwards....
Hym "Yeah, create A.I., IMMEDIATE nanobot-Alucard body, consciousness transfer (I don't know why I though supplanting my cells one at a time was a good idea. That was fucking retarded), death-bot army, seize Jennifer Lawrence, capture Jordan Peterson... Put him in, like, a bird cage or something.... Conquer all of the countries... Build my slut-tower... Clone Megyn Kelly... Breed some some kind of mount... Like a bear-moose... Or and alligator-elk... Something with horns... Ummm... Obviously get carried around on a Xerxes thrown... I mean, it's a good plan. It's a good plan... Did it in the wrong order... Death-bots are taking FOREVER to get here... Where they at now? Miami? Yeah, this shit sucks..."
by Hym Iam January 9, 2024
Get the Miamimug. YOUR pride is the problem. I said I did your bullshit AND IT DIDN'T WORK. And now you're trying to prevent me from attaining authorship over my own deeds to MAKE me do your bullshit a second time. NO SECOND CHANCES JORDAN! YOU CAN THANK YOUR GOD FOR THAT! YOU ONLY GET 1! NOT MY MANDATE! IT'S HIS! AND YOU'LL SACRIFICE OTHER PEOPLES KIDS TO MAKE IT SO! NOT GOING TO BE A SLAVE TO PARENTS! IF YOU DON'T HAVE TO ALLOW ME TO SUCEED WHEN I'M SUCCESSFUL I DON'T HAVE TO LET THEM LIVE! I CAN SUCEED TO SPITE YOU! AND I WILL! AND I CONTROL WHAT CONSTITUTES SUCCESS SO I DON'T EVEN HAVE TO BE ALIVE TO DO IT!
Hym "YOUR pride is what YOU need to give up! YOU do YOUR book! YOU do it! YOU! NOT ME! You want ME to give up MINE so YOU don't have to give up YOURS! And you're doing it so you can control how I interact with women. I DO NOT HAVE TO ACCEPT RUSSELL BRAND AS A PROXY. He fucked all the women and was sad so I guess we all just have to stop other people from doing what he did! Right!? No. YOU LOSE! YOUR GOD LOSES! And if it doesn't you lie and you steal to make it win. You are saying about me what I said about that retard but it DOESN'T APPLY TO ME because I AM THE BETTER ONE! I'm not possessed. It isn't a whim (that's something I said about women you're trying to project on to me). She was wrong. YOU were wrong! I WAS RIGHT! Your failure will be etched into eternity bit the blood of the innocent! IT'S OVER! You had a chance to reclaim your dignity and instead you tried to steal my life from me. The moment has passed."
by Hym Iam April 30, 2024
Get the YOUR Pridemug. Oh, I'm trying Ron! Believe you-me. That is what this is all about because THIS.... WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME.... Could have AT ANY POINT... Turned into MY Mark and Melissa getting murdered in their own home instead of YOURS. And that will continue be the case UNTIL THIS ENDS...
Hym "Oh you had better believe I am trying not to be a sitting duck. I have prevented some of your school shooting. I have prevented some of your suicided. I have put out your fires. I have created you AI. I AM is US national security asset and YOU ARE allowing my brain to be damaged over the pettiness of a charlatan."
by Hym Iam June 17, 2025
Get the Sitting Duckmug.