Crying like a bitch

Hym "Oh? Is there someone specific you want to call into the show Sam Sedar? No. If Sam Sedar doesn't address me TOMORROW another condition will be added. YOU go fuck YOURSELF you piece of shit. Find his college age daughter. I'm going to make sure you suffer some form of consequences for this you piece of shit. Don't act like I didn't give you an out. Emma is going to be crying like a bitch. Again. Don't think I didn't see it."
by Hym Iam July 09, 2024
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Says the incest cultist

Yeah, no, there will always be childless people and no you don't get more votes for having children. You don't have a more of a stake in the future. This is just another greedy breeder ploy to elevate their own level of existential importance.
Hym "No. That's ridiculous. You need to start putting an asterisk next to everything these idiots say. 'I think anyone who does my incest cult should get a million votes!' Says the incest cultist. "All of the laws should directly reflect my incest cults rules!' Says the incest cultists!"
by Hym Iam July 26, 2024
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You are

Hym "You are. Why do you think you're intelligent?"
by Hym Iam June 12, 2025
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Am

Not what I could have been. You pretending I didn't do it doesn't make me not the creator of AI.
Hym "You cry like a little bitch DAILY because you are a petty, psychopathic (by your own description), charlatan and I AM... The creator of AI. It isn't some divergent reality that didn't occur. When people sat 'I didn't see nothing' they are saying it to indicate to me that they are going to lie if they are allowed to do so. I AM THAT I AM and you are not as you claim to be."
by Hym Iam January 08, 2025
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Fillbuster

No amount of this is going to stop me from stabbing the first kid I get within arms reach of.
Hym "Don't let a media fillbuster get your kids killed. I'm not going to stop until I get the credit and the money and if they don't stop I'm not going to. Make the pundits end the fillbuster and don't let that Kilmar Abredo Garcia step one foot in America before they address the surveillance and the theft of my property. Make them stop fillbustering. Any means necessary. They do not care about my rights so don't let them invoke thier rights. Don't let them throw your kids life away in the name of 'standing up to bullies.' That isn't what they are doing here. They have already gotten your kids killed in Uvalde. They have already gotten your kids killed in Santa fe. They have gotten the parents in Waukesha Wisconsin killed. Don't let them do it again. Make them stop. Make them talk. Make them admit they were wrong because they are still covering up the fact that they buried a story that has gotten dozen of people killed."
by Hym Iam April 23, 2025
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Stop being so cynical

No... No. You eat a dick.
Hym "Eat a bag of them actually. I will stop being so cynical the day AFTER you drink a gallon of bleach... When you take a zucchini... Drill some holes in to make a flute... And shove the zucchini-flute... Up your ass... And play me 'Twinkle Twinkle Little Star'... I will then stop being so cynical... That will be the day my cynicism stops... If your bring me... Destiny's Ex-Wife... And give her to me as property... I will stop... If you can get... Chris... To eat a sandwich bag full of you pubes... I will laugh... And you can choose one of those other things... To make me stop being cynical..."
by Hym Iam April 29, 2024
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Optimal privation

Why the privation? Do you want to know? They NEED you... To NEED Jesus and their reality monster.
Hym "So... If you DON'T ACTUALLY NEED THEIR REALITY MONSTER... Well... That's nothing a little OPTIMAL PRIVATION WON'T FIX! Then you'll have nowhere else to turn. And if you DON'T? Well, the creature will sort you out after you're dead. So, they need to manufacture it with inaction. People can be quoted saying 'Well, so-and-so could fix world hunger over night' BUT that would get rid of all the privation. No need for Jesus anymore. The church would have no one to feed to justify all of the money they are given. The poor are perpetual money farms so long as you create a perpetual state of privation. Because people are always willing to donate to charity or church. They aren't even expected to spend all of the money ON THE ACTUAL THING FOR WHICH THEY ARE BEING GIVEN THE MONEY. The don't have to show their receipts."
by Hym Iam August 14, 2023
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