Hym Iam's definitions
Because he was singled out for torment by the dogshit people who permeate your community. Me describing what is actively happening to ME doesn't not make me culpability or guilty of that and I actively tried to stop it but "the people" decided that maybe they want some people to have to live like that. So, they obstructed me from doing so because they are petty, stupid, and obstinate.
Hym "And time is slow. It takes, like, forever for things go happen. So, your son is dead because people don't want to have to stop doing the thing they are doing and they want ME to kill your kids so that they can take me off the board going forward. And, to explain, I have a little diagram I'd like to shot you:
So THIS 👇
Me---------X
Is more important that THIS 👇
Your son---------------------------->
To them
See how that works? And I'm like a sociopath or something so I'm just not ever going to care about things in a way that's substantive. So, your son is dead... Because of THAT. Not me. I didn't kill any sons yet! And anyone who knows me would know that I would start with daughters and then go from 'daughter' to 'indiscriminately.' Right?"
So THIS 👇
Me---------X
Is more important that THIS 👇
Your son---------------------------->
To them
See how that works? And I'm like a sociopath or something so I'm just not ever going to care about things in a way that's substantive. So, your son is dead... Because of THAT. Not me. I didn't kill any sons yet! And anyone who knows me would know that I would start with daughters and then go from 'daughter' to 'indiscriminately.' Right?"
by Hym Iam February 3, 2025
Get the Your son is dead...mug. YOU'RE RIGHT, CODY! It DOES sound familiar! And you're right! It IS about women! It's about women getting off the hook for shit men would get ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED over. My life would be DESTROYED COMPLETELY AND WITH GLEE for that you absolute piece of dog shit. Me. Everyone who did it with me. It would have been front page news. None of your excuses would work for me. You're an absolute goddamn whore. The only justice the world will ever know is YOUR children dying from cancer in front of you.
Hym "It IS about women. It's about women being pieces of shit. The patriarchy clearly isn't oppressing you hard enough. Because there is a clear asymmetry in the enforcement of laws, rules, and the amount of social capital afford to you for NOTHING. Fucking nothing. You're half a a fucking cripple yourself. And now I have to sit here and get picked apart by your women, children, and retard worshipping sex cult. I'm glad climate change is going to kill you all. It's the best case scenario. It kills us all in our lifetime so I can watch your precious choice be rendered moot IN REA-TIME, CODY! IN REAL-TIME. The agonizing death. Being roasted alive. It's absolutely worth it know that your going to burn for it. I'm poluting more to make it happen fast. I put garbage bags full of cans... in the trash dumpster... KNOWING FULL WELL that we'll die faster... And it's the direct result of what you are."
by Hym Iam September 8, 2023
Get the Womenmug. Hym "It's because 'You're fine.' Not that whether or not you're fine factors in at all. WHAT THEY MEAN... Is that THEY are fine. THEY are fine with YOUR problem. They often ARE the problem that THEY are fine with and are signifying to you that they are fine with that being the case. So, yeah, you think that Israeli is lying about their aims and deliberately genociding the Palestinians. But whatever. You're fine. I doesn't matter."
by Hym Iam April 12, 2024
Get the You're finemug. Bill Burr is...
Hym "Not your champion, progressives. He just criticized progressives like Cody Johnston for denying that cancel culture was a thing. He totally did that! He used Mel Gibson as an example! He was like 'SEE! Mel Gibson said the Jews were controlling everything and look at him!' But he WAS canceled until he recanted which totally DOESN'T make it see like the Jews control everything."
by Hym Iam December 9, 2024
Get the Not Your Championmug. Hym “Look at us. We’re surrounded by chaos. But which of us is flourishing Jordan? Which of us is colluding with the media to render the dissent of their detractors moot? ‘It’s not me. It can’t be me. I’m a clinician!’ You think, as you pat yourself on the back for winning a game I wasn’t even aware I was playing until I was in my late 20s. And look what you do with the spoils of your victory. Wield them against your enemies. No different than the people who came after you.”
by Hym Iam October 6, 2022
Get the Chaosmug. Oh, oops, did I fuck that up for your team? Shit. My bad guys. I keep forgetting that I'm this genius, prerequisite-text writing, archetypal figure, and unrelenting psychic terror and that my words carry a lot of weight around here. Oops... Whoopsy...
Hym "Election? What? No... I couldn't possibly have anything to do with that. I'm being ignored! People don't do the things I tell them to do. So... It couldn't have been me!"
by Hym Iam April 20, 2023
Get the Electionmug. Yes for you to be a compliant animal that does NOT what YOU want but what I'm telling you to do now...
Hym "We need to cede authority over our own minds to a clinician! It's the only way we'll ever be obedient... To OURSELVES. Right? Because my body and mind is tell me to do things (even though it isn't) and the only way I'm ever going to do those things I'm not telling myself to do... Is if I just do whatever this guy says. Regardless of whether or not he's wrong and I'm right. Therapy ISN'T a wildly corrupt instrument of propaganda used by solipsistic half-wits to get the elements of the abstract phantom of the public to behave (generally) THE SAME as one another. Not because it helps improve THEIR life (at an individual level) but because is simplifies the jobs of people who make public policy and/or clinicians."
by Hym Iam January 14, 2024
Get the Clinicianmug.