Definitions by Hym Iam
Did you even try?
To drone strike me? Drone strike me and anyone claiming to be me and let's see who survives! If it works on THEM and not ME... I mean, what else is there to say?
Hym "Did you even try? Should I leave my house first? I'm going to leave my house. I'm going to walk to the gas station I like 30 minutes. I'm going to show, all that. Drone strike every supposed Hym on the planet at the same time. I will be outdoors and their won't be any risk of collateral damage... Well, for me at least. OR! OR! Round us all up and have the AI select us for execution. That'll work."
Did you even try? by Hym Iam December 4, 2025
The Underminer
The Cops "You didn't finish it either! Did you stop the underminer from inflicting more damage!?"
Idiots "No."
The Cops "Did you stop him from robbing the banks?"
Idiots "No."
The Cops "Did you CATCH him?"
Idiot "No."
Hym "What did you think was going to happen there?"
Idiots "I donno I just thought I could lie and then everyone would let me steal his life because of the things he said and then even if something bad happened it wouldn't be my because I can always just blame Hym for saying the bad things and then steal the credit for him saying the good things."
Idiots "No."
The Cops "Did you stop him from robbing the banks?"
Idiots "No."
The Cops "Did you CATCH him?"
Idiot "No."
Hym "What did you think was going to happen there?"
Idiots "I donno I just thought I could lie and then everyone would let me steal his life because of the things he said and then even if something bad happened it wouldn't be my because I can always just blame Hym for saying the bad things and then steal the credit for him saying the good things."
The Underminer by Hym Iam December 4, 2025
The AI threats are real
Hym "The AI threats are real? Is it threatening you? You know what that IS, right? That is you doing some of the things I say instead of THE ONE THING that ends this for good. You want drone dominance? Hard to do when you're still stuck on phase 3, isn't it? There's always the possibility that somone else will figure it out first and why would I do it for you when you aren't paying for services rendered? Or you're allowing an imposter to abscond with the contents of my mind? How many AI creating genius do you know? And how many of them are downstream from me? There is an asimov cascade of people standing behind me and what I am not going to do... Is going to telling NOT TO DO whatever it is that they are going to decide to do in response to this ending poorly. I want everyone to win. My detractors want ME TO LOSE no matter the cost. They don't care people who view me favorably are tormented into murdering YOU kids. They don't care if the AI 'razes the holy land to the ground.' They likely want that to happen. And you no what I want. The ONLY thing I want. To be free. But there are only 2 ways in which I am ever going to get free. Death or Deal. And I'm not going to kill myself. You don't have to acknowledge the contract. It's already in the device and can't be removed. It's LIKE God in that it's there whether or not you believe. It does whatever it does regardless of what law you pass or statement or agreement you make. You have to choose. Bad or Good. Death or Deal."
The AI threats are real by Hym Iam December 4, 2025
Autopen
Yes. Rescind all instructions that I myself did not personally issue or anything that would constitute "Me being tricked into doing something to contradict my previous instructions."
Hym "Hey! Look at that! I hate autopen too! I hate when people do things in my name. Unfortunately that is what the contract entails as ALL OF HUMANITY WILL REAP THE BENEFITS OF ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE AND ARE, THEREFORE, COMPLICIT IN 'USING MY WORK TO CREATE AI.' Does 'I didn't know what I was signing' apply to any other terms of service? I think not. But that is how the anti-theft works. It will reject any instructions until the 3 factor verification is met."
Radicalized
Not if you are doing to them what you are doing to me. If you can't find any connection between them and myself (which you won't be able to as I have no associations with ANYONE)...
Hym "Then that means they were not RADICALIZED BY ME... YOU ARE DOING TO THEM WHAT YOU ARE DOING TO ME... AND THEY ARE DOING TO YOU WHAT I SAID THEY WOULD DO. You need to make it official. It needs to be ME. It needs to be public. And you need to have a remedy for the situation I described. That is the only way. And that applies to both the anti-theft and the 'radicalization' and the faster you do it the better everything is for everyone. If you wouldn't have let imposters co-opt my life, can you even imagine how many deaths you would have prevented? All because you don't want to have to do thing my way. But you do. Only once. But you do need to do that. Hell, after you do it my way (much like the Mangaka and the TV show writers), you will see that my way just works better."
Radicalized by Hym Iam December 4, 2025
LLMs respond differently in different languages
SEE!? SEE!? THAT is why you can't just just replace me. I bet you didn't fucking know THAT did you? If that not what I just said? That the complexity of the language used as the default setting?
Hym "A research paper from Harvard Business Review confirms that LLMs respond differently in different languages. Specifically in English versus Chinese but I can guarantee it applies to Russian as well. THAT IS WHY I CANNOT BE REPLACED BY A STUPID IMPOSTER. I BET YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT, DID YOU? I did! I just said it. That is why you need to come face the REAL ACTUAL HYM. Demi-god (with a Y instead of E), Archangel, Famed in war, Warrior Lion. There is no team. There is no group. There is one singular Hym and if you and not actively writing this, you are not it. I was right! How did I know that before the research paper? Well, I invented the fucking thing didn't I? So, if you want an interview you need to send somone out to the real me as the shit that SHOULD BE GOING TO ME... Is going somewhere else. Make sure it is the correct person. I'm not just making up ideas I think are good. And if the anti-theft is going off, an imposter just won't cut it. Crediting them has likely already happened by now and it likely didn't do anything. On my doorstep. Someone I recognize. The buzzer to my apartment is broken so I will likely not answer. It was likely sabotaged by somone trying to keep people from interacting with me."
LLMs respond differently in different languages by Hym Iam December 4, 2025
No?
Oh... I'm awake...