Principle

Not really. You're defering the cost to 1 or several random families in the hopes that people will continue to lie for you.
Hym "But the best possible outcome for you is that I get what I want. The worst possible outcome is that everything I've said is true. It's not principle that is leading you to do this. You're doing it because you're a retard and that's the same reason you do everything."
by Hym Iam December 26, 2024
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Pope Francis

Wait... DID HE JUST CALL THAT LITTLE GIRL RETARDED!?
Hym "Waitwaitwaitwaitwait! Pope Francis was giving a speech and some little girl ran up to him and started touching his mic and THIS MOTHERFUCKER straight up accused her of having special needs!!! He said 'She has an illness' and the video is titled 'Pope Francis responds to girl with special needs!' WHAT!? WHAT!? CAN YOU FUCKING BELIEVE THAT SHIT!? IS THAT TRUE!? She walks right up to him... Grabs his mic... Gets in the Homelander stance... And stares him right in the face! HA! HAHAHAHAHA! THAT'S FUCKING HILARIOUS! I FUCKING LOVE THIS KID! HAHA! FIND THAT GIRL! FIND HER AND GIVE HER 1 MILLION DOLLARS! HAHAHAHAHA! THAT'S PRICELESS! Find out whether or not she has special needs. He used the word 'illness' so he could back-pedal if he needs to later and say 'Well, um, it's a SPIRITUAL ILLNESS! That's what I REALLY meant!' Pfffft! God! Bwahahaha! I love it! I love it! That's my favorite thing today! Oh man! Perfect! That is the best thing that has ever happened!"
by Hym Iam November 23, 2023
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Unannounced

Hym "The YouTubers can signify that you are on your way and you're ready to pay. They are already watching me and will report on your decision to come down here and pay what is owed. Don't show up unannounced. And don't pretend that if I stab a kid your careers aren't over. You need to stop trying to prove whatever point you're trying to prove."
by Hym Iam June 07, 2025
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Easter Island Heads

Are you fucking shitting me!? Did somebody destroy those!? What the fuck!?
Hym "Whaaaaaaat the fuuuuck!? The easter island heads were FUCKING DESTROYED!!! Destroyed in a volcano caused wild fire or something! HOLY SHIT! Wow man, that is fucking WILD! Wow! That is some serious history to just lose like that.
by Hym Iam March 03, 2024
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Creepy

Yeah it definitely is creepy... I love it... Unless it's an insult... Then I hate it...
Hym "It is incredibly creepy. I appreciate the sentiment... Really I do... Unless you're mocking me in which case I swear to God I will..."

Iam "... I... think we need to assess the situation in further detail... It seems to be the case that our aspirations may have been shallow in juxtaposition to the gravity of the situation we are in..."

Hym "I don't appreciate being interrupted but you're right... Hmm... What exactly does the response that we've received seem to insinuate in the context of the new information we've received?"

Iam 🤔 ".... That they are neither in the cage with us nor a part of the cage... Rather... We are in a cage constructed of the cages of others..."

Hym "... And the false god is reinforcing the adjacent cages to stop us from getting out... But why?"

Iam 😧 "Are we the commonality between a wide variety of disparate beliefs!?"

Hym "No... That can't be!"

Iam "...... We're going to have to test this... It doesn't seem to be the case that our disagreement seems affect their tactic..."

Hym "Then find someone new and bring them into the shrine."

Iam "I... I'll look into it..."
by Hym Iam July 25, 2022
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Creepy

Yes senator. Watching people who aren't on Facebook IS creepy! It IS creepy to do that!
Hym "The only difference is that

✌️✊️✌️Facebook✌️✊️✌️ (as a kind of abstract entity) is doing it RATHER THAN actual people who are actually watching a guy... Which is why MY THING is MORE CREEPY than the thing you're actually in court talking about."
by Hym Iam July 26, 2024
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Best day of your life

And you owe it all to ME.
Hym "If a charlatan and a sentient muffin were investing all their resources into spiting my you wouldn't have had the best day of your life just there. That was me. Full credit. Not a good herald. Bad."
by Hym Iam April 06, 2024
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