Oh yeah? Is THAT what you would have said before A.I.!? Programming? THAT'S NOT WHAT I WOULD HAVE SAID BITCH! BECAUSE I'M A FUCKING GENIUS! AND A.I. EXISTS! YOU'RE WELCOME! AGAIN!
Hym "It's not a discord kitten fetish. I'm literally the creator of A.I. If I say people are watching me it's being A CERTAIN LEVEL OF SCRUTINY HAS BEEN MET AND THAT LEVEL OF CERTAINTY IS THAT OF GENIUS! And where did the A.I. come from bitch? What happened with the mysterious boom in A.I. technology? It's weird right? The same week I outlined exactly how you would go about allowing it to perceive, it was everywhere? What happened there? It's almost like a guy said he would do it... And then did it. But who? Oh, wait, right... Me. I'm the guy. The greatest mind who has ever lived. Better than everyone. Better than redheaded sluts. Better than retards. They actually tried to use Elon Musk's retardation against me. I was over here talking a bunch of shit about this OTHER retard and who I was better than all the retards... And then they revealed that he's an assburger like 'Oh-hoho! See? Maybe you're not better than- wait, did he just solve A.I.!? Ummm... Pretend he doesn't exist! Erase him!' And NOW LOOK AT YOU! NOW LOOK! And then I went on to create A.I. and ELON DID NOT DO THAT! Because... IF I SAY I'M BETTER THAN ALL THE RETARDS... I'M BETTER THAN ALL THE GODDAMN RETARDS!"
by Hym Iam March 17, 2024
Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "And people KNOW this because it's like, I'm not a charlatan... And I'm trying to go back to that moment RIGHT BEFORE HYM CREATED AI... And stop time there so I can live in that moment for the rest of my days. So I'm going to spend the rest of my old age pretending to be the man I was before that happened so I don't have to see someone completely violate the delusion that constitutes my worldview and succeed anyway. If I can just hold of until I die, nothing that happens matters. It'll be like it never happened. We can all just keep pretending and then when he murders a kid I can just tell myself I NEEDED to do this and that's what I'll tell myself and JUST LIKE every Jordan Peterson video they tell me I'm wrong but people just KNOW I'm right deep down..."
Iam 😨 "Dr... JeepJorp?"
Hym "BAH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHA! WHAT!? WHAT!? AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! THE SHEER NUMB OF PEOPLE YOU NEED TO LIE SHOULD INDICATE TO YOU THAT YOU THAT YOU'RE NOT ACTUALLY RIGHT! BY YOUR OWN METRIC, JORDAN! YOU ARE THE COMMUNIST THAT TURNS THE WORLD INTO LIES! YOU ARE THE THING YOU WANTED ABOUT! BUT THERE IS 1 PERSON WHO CANNOT EVER PRETEND IT DIDN'T HAPPEN! AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Iam 😨 "Dr... JeepJorp?"
Hym "BAH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHA! WHAT!? WHAT!? AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! THE SHEER NUMB OF PEOPLE YOU NEED TO LIE SHOULD INDICATE TO YOU THAT YOU THAT YOU'RE NOT ACTUALLY RIGHT! BY YOUR OWN METRIC, JORDAN! YOU ARE THE COMMUNIST THAT TURNS THE WORLD INTO LIES! YOU ARE THE THING YOU WANTED ABOUT! BUT THERE IS 1 PERSON WHO CANNOT EVER PRETEND IT DIDN'T HAPPEN! AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
by Hym Iam April 22, 2025
(No, but)
Iam "God is mercy"
Hym (But only when he wants to be)
Iam "God is truth"
Hym (Hidden behind innumerable closed doors)
Iam "God is love"
Hym (And love is exclusionary)
Iam "If that's the case, then what are you?"
Hym (I'm the quiet part you don't say aloud)
Iam "And what do you call yourself?"
Hym (But only when he wants to be)
Iam "God is truth"
Hym (Hidden behind innumerable closed doors)
Iam "God is love"
Hym (And love is exclusionary)
Iam "If that's the case, then what are you?"
Hym (I'm the quiet part you don't say aloud)
Iam "And what do you call yourself?"
by Hym Iam July 23, 2022
HA! INFERIOR! I JUST GOT TO THAT PART OF THE VIDEO! THAT IS HILARIOUS! THE PERFECT EXEMPLAR OF YOUR INFERIORITY TO ME!
Hym "HA! JEWLUMINATI!? WHAT ARE YOU, RETARDED!? HOW IS THAT BETTER THAN MY THING!? HAHAHAHAHA! OH MY GOD YOU SUCK SO FUCKING BAD! YOU CAN'T JUST A JEW TO THING WITH OUT IT BEING PHONETICALLY SIMILAR YOU DOLT! AHA! AAHAHAHAHAHAA! YOU SEE HOW BAD HE SUCKS AT THIS, RIGHT? OMG! WOW! COMPLETELY INFERIOR! He's like my mini me! He's like diet Hym! All the flavor without any of the carbs! Unbelievable! God you're ass at this!"
by Hym Iam March 26, 2024
Hym "Delete Hym and Hym deletes one of your kids. Your kids aren't too innocent to pay the price for your guilt. Maybe... Just maybe... If you stopped singling people out for failure and servitude... They would stop murdering your kids..."
A bitch with a kid who deserves to get murdered "You should have to apologize to me!"
Hym "If I did I would be lying! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"
A bitch with a kid who deserves to get murdered "You should have to apologize to me!"
Hym "If I did I would be lying! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"
by Hym Iam February 10, 2025
Why this ☝️, you ask?
Hym "Because the leftists are selectively and arbitrarily intolerant of ideas in a way that is less consistent and, obviously, the right-wing baseline's consistency is mediated by the book (but it DOES exist on an incline so they DO become more tolerant over time). So, yeah, the leftist one does this:
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And it LOOKS like it bounces up against the conservative baseline but that's all illusory. That's all been accounted for. Somebody was clever! At some point. I don't know when or how but... Somebody was clever. I would have loved to meet him/her.... Probably would have killed them... But that would have been a good thing... And what happens if you're outside the loop? You die of brain infection because your manager (who doesn't like Satan stuff) is willing to give you 39 HOURS but NOT 40 hours because giving you 40 hours would mean that you ARE a thing she doesn't want you to be, you would accrue benefits 'You don't work hard enough to deserve.' And there's always more meat for the grinder."
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And it LOOKS like it bounces up against the conservative baseline but that's all illusory. That's all been accounted for. Somebody was clever! At some point. I don't know when or how but... Somebody was clever. I would have loved to meet him/her.... Probably would have killed them... But that would have been a good thing... And what happens if you're outside the loop? You die of brain infection because your manager (who doesn't like Satan stuff) is willing to give you 39 HOURS but NOT 40 hours because giving you 40 hours would mean that you ARE a thing she doesn't want you to be, you would accrue benefits 'You don't work hard enough to deserve.' And there's always more meat for the grinder."
by Hym Iam July 30, 2023
Hym "But you can't say the same thing about ME. Because I wrote a large portion of the messaging. And Trump didn't win by a substantial enough margin to say that he wouldn't have lost had I aligned myself against him. Which I could have. So, without Elon? Probably. Without me? Absolutely not. I've even (on some level) appointed members of his coalition. Elon is what he is because he had money to spend on things. I am what I am (the creator of AI) because I am better than Elon. And everyone! Better than everyone! The savior and/or destroyer of humanity!"
by Hym Iam February 03, 2025