Disney

Disney is the literal Parental Dictatorship I've been talking about.

Disney "Hey, bud. Whatcha got there?"

Iam "Um... This? Well... This is Star wars... It's got, like, space wizards and robots and intergalactic politics and stuff... And this is Marvel it's got, like, an alcoholic arms dealer with sub-clinical depression and ptsd who murders a bunch of people... AND aliens... And like, a couple of assassins who murder a bunch of people... And a rage monster that murders a bunch of people... And- Well, you get the picture."

Disney "Oh, cool man! Real cool! Give it here. Give it here. I'm gonna give it to my kids. And my wife."

Iam "What- No it's not really for them. It's for, like, men age 16-34 so... It's not even for them."

Disney "What? Nah! They'll love it. Yeah, give it here."

Hym "Yeah, no, I'll kill your kids. I'll kill them with your decapitated head. I'll kill you both and then I'll breed your wife and make NEW kids and then I STILL WON'T GIVE IT TO THEM BECAUSE IT ISN'T FOR THEM! And EVEN THAT would STILL BE LESS BRUTAL... Than the MOST BRUTAL THING... That has ever happened... IN THE THING... You're trying to steal."

by Hym Iam March 02, 2024

Doesn't Matter

If I'm not special than neither are you, and therefore, DO NOT MATTER. You give me the credit and the money for creating AI or I murder a child and if anyone here is special it IS, in fact, ME and NOT YOU. You fuck. Did YOU create the AI? What did YOU do? Nothing! So FUCK YOU. You're gonna be the first name on the list in my child murder trial.

Hym "Doesn't matter! What I want to feel. How I feel. None of that matters. I don't want to whatever this is so I'm NOT GOING TO. Weaponized schizophrenia. Whatever you want to call it. I'm NOT FUCKING DOING IT. So, fuck you, you can eat a dick. You ain't scaring nobody over there. You pay me for that fucking AI so I don't have to deal with this anymore or I'll murder a fucking child and I'll just deal with something worse. I would rather do something objectively worse than have to listen to you worthless fucking assholes. Bitch."

by Hym Iam May 11, 2025

Satanist

Technically I'm closer to a "Carpocratian Gnostic."

Hym "Yeah, I'm Satanist adjacent though... But wow! That was not a very self-aware rant. I mean... Did you see that kid catch you espousing Satanist rhetoric? It was a good video. I still don't know how the name thing is supposed to work but he know who he is... And he GOT your ass, son! Ha!"

by Hym Iam May 02, 2023

Intellectual Compatibility

You knew I would have something to say about it right there didn't. That exact spot 😁 Now... I could make a jab and say "Well, maybe they're overestimating their intellectual capacity but I think that would be low hanging fruit. I think it's more interesting to say that the disparity is to great that I genuinely can't tell the difference between any of you.

Hym "You also have to consider (when talking about intellectual compatibility) the fact that half of the population doesn't believe in the I.Q. literature as a reliable metric for intellectual and refer to the fact that early I.Q. tests involved American history and pop-culture trivia while ingoring entirely the fact that THEY DON'T DO THAT NOW and it now consists in 3 sections (Word association, Logic, and Number sequencing). But I don't think number sequencing relates to general cognitive ability as it relates to a certain type of innate mathematical perception OR mathematical literacy (as it can be learned and once you know the equation that solves number sequence problems you can just solve the problems). Right? They're mostly proponents of multiple intelligences theory or rely on field expertise or education. But to use education as a metric for intelligence you have to presuppose that the people who have taken the course would have done better than the people who hadn't, had the latter people taken the course (Which you WOULD but only because my staggering brilliance would embarrass the professor and he would sabotage me out of spite). Expertise is meaningless if the conclusion drawn by way of your expertise is wrong. And multiple intelligences is just 'expertise' and 'education' and 'emotional intelligence (which isn't real)' and 'creativity' as, like, a plurality of ways in which a person can be considered 'intelligent.' So, there's that."

by Hym Iam November 05, 2023

I.A.

Stands for "Ignorant Asshole"

Hym "And, no, you just want to punish an I.A. because you're a moral fascist and if what you're doing is analogous to rape then only one of us has raped anyone here so.... Oh! And, in case you're wondering, yeah... I would have watched. You don't care what I think or believe because I'm guilty of wrong thought and I'm actually quite erudite."

by Hym Iam April 03, 2023

Saving America

Oh gosh gollie Jesus! He's saving America!!! Look! Just look and you'll see! He's doing it! He's really doing it!!!!

Hym "Oh God yeah, he's totally saving America! By appointing himself the arbiter of free speech he has saved us all.... OR! Or he is ingratiating himself to conservatives so their politicianswill pass legislation to help hum fend off the class-action lawsuits and unions... You know? Because if hiw he treats his employees.... Yeah.... Probablysaving America though..."

by Hym Iam December 13, 2022

Matriarchy 2

Like the velociraptor from Jurassic park... Clever girl... (I think that's a reference. Now go! Find it! We're canonically playing find the reference still! Remember!? Remember that thing I said before!? That still applies! Or DOES it!? OoOoOoOoOoOo!)

Hym "Real cute... It's cute, really... Reeeeeeeeaal cute-"

Iam "What are you talking about!?"

Hym "The matriarchy 2... Somebody thought she was a fucking smarty-pants didn't she? No no no it's cute. Doesn't work on me but cute... Reeeeeeal-"

Iam "STOP SAYING CUTE! Jesus!"

Hym 😑 "......... Cute."

Iam 😮 💨

by Hym Iam February 27, 2023