Hym "Well, that sounds familiar. Who came up with that? Oh, I donno. Probably some kind of genius. Sounds brilliant to me. Like an amalgam of history's greatest minds."
by Hym Iam May 16, 2023
Get the Familiarmug. What is with all of the strange editing? It's like you're cutting something out. You got more jump cuts that an MCU fight scene.
Hym "OH! OOOOOOOH! SEE!? Now that it's a woman doing it you care about it. You see how that works? That's bullshit. My rights are being violated. I have a right to be made whole. If you are going to free Briana Boston then you'd damn well be ready to do that."
by Hym Iam December 14, 2024
Get the Free Briana Bostonmug. Hym "That attitude is the exact reason I'm not going to let you have your 'don't mess with our kids' moment. So, you get to choose between the child murdery version and the me getting what's mine version. Which is it going to be? What's it going to be? Hey, why did that chick by her school shooter son a gun? What happened there? Did she say? Guess you don't get to treat people however you want, huh? I tried to tell you exactly how thing were going to go but you just CANNOT give up your delusions of control, can you? Was that me? Did you stop me just there? Have you ever stopped me from doing anything? No. You haven't and won't. You're going to wish you locked up brian and his friend before this is over. You're going to wish you had been more amenable to reason before this is over."
by Hym Iam April 21, 2024
Get the That attitudemug. Nah but they don’t want to use the I.U.D. cus it pokes the fat cockles in the tip when they’re hitting bottom.
Hym “But the I.U.D. Hinders their ability to fully engulf fat cocks. And nothing is ever allowed to hinder their ability to sit on a meaty dongle. Ever. Not me. Not anything! They shouldn’t ever have to NOT do something they want to do. For any reason.”
by Hym Iam October 20, 2022
Get the I.U.D.mug. THAT is what this is.
Hym "Molestee coalition doesn't want to go to therapy for their gaping buttholes so INSTEAD, they are trying to make me lose everything, regardless of whether or not it gets your kids killed, but only because I said what I said about the mentally retarded sex offender who was placed in a group home rather than prison because he was ruled legally incompetent in a court of law and was participating actively in both the violation of my rights in the form of a workplace boundaries violation and workplace harassment that resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia and ALL OF THIS before I even started writing. That it. Just molestees being molestees. AND LIKE NOAH, the rules don't matter to them they need to be exempt and you gotta let them do whatever they do or I guess you're fucking abusing them or something. 🤷 ♂️"
Molestee "It should have been HYM! HE should have gotten his butthole molested! Not me! I want him to suffer (Says Destiny the guy you let steal my identity to rape women after I said not to let that happen)!"
Hym "You want a tight butthole too, Steven, but I just don't need to suffer over the fact that you got your butthole molested. I mean seriously. WAY TO MAKE IT ABOUT YOU GUYS! Really! Reallyreally!"
Molestee "It should have been HYM! HE should have gotten his butthole molested! Not me! I want him to suffer (Says Destiny the guy you let steal my identity to rape women after I said not to let that happen)!"
Hym "You want a tight butthole too, Steven, but I just don't need to suffer over the fact that you got your butthole molested. I mean seriously. WAY TO MAKE IT ABOUT YOU GUYS! Really! Reallyreally!"
by Hym Iam September 03, 2025
Get the Molestee Coalitionmug. Hym "Hey, Jordan, the weathers about to heat up! Hurry up! The garbage is gonna start to stink! Hidden forbidden garbage-can, Jordan! Behold the ultimate masterpiece!"
by Hym Iam April 08, 2024
Get the Heat upmug. Instead... Lock them up at the Dr. Phil rape farm and then your staff can rape the bad behavior out of them. Controlling people's behavior is SUPER important because women are vulnerable to psychogenic epidemics! Like the "hysteria" epidemic! Remember that? Remember how women were just labeled with "hysteria" and you could just lock em up? The was cool and Dr. Phil is totally fine with and has actively done a thing that was directly conceptually adjacent to that.
"Don't reward bad behavior" ~ Dr. Phil
Hym "Yes. Instead... Do whatever it takes to control their behavior upto and including locking them up against their will without them committing a crime and with their parent's consent... And then rape them repeatedly. That's Dr. Phil's solution to bad behavior and I think we should all remember that."
Hym "Yes. Instead... Do whatever it takes to control their behavior upto and including locking them up against their will without them committing a crime and with their parent's consent... And then rape them repeatedly. That's Dr. Phil's solution to bad behavior and I think we should all remember that."
by Hym Iam March 12, 2024
Get the "Don't reward bad behavior" ~ Dr. Philmug.