Hym Iam's definitions

Unless you're a woman

Since you love being correct so much... Here: *Saying something like that would get you punched... UNLESS YOU'RE A WOMAN, JORDAN. Get it? Being an anonymous troll is like being a woman. You say whatever you want. No accountability.

Hym "Unless you're a woman, Jordan. Or if I'm the strongest one in the room. Like if it's just me and a sickly old man I can STILL say whatever I want. Or if I have a gun... OR if I have an army or hammer clowns and they are somewhere you don't want them to be while we talk. There are a lot of ways to get around that conceptually. And as far as becoming a tyrant is concerned... John Wick Murdered hundreds of people over a dog. You think those people didn't have families? Friends? Dogs? Who's going to feed their dogs? He's still the hero."

by Hym Iam February 23, 2023

Tyrant

And further more that's just some rhetoric that you made up. It doesn't really mean anything.

Hym "Right? Because who defines what constitutes being a tyrant Mr. It's like freedom but BETTER because it's constrained by my social contract ideology... The exception to which is useless legally incompetent retards being brought whores to fuck..."

by Hym Iam February 23, 2023

Shill

And it's funny hearing "Matriarchy Shill White General Supreme" call somebody a shill.

Hym "Hey have you ever seen Jordan shill for mens rights? No! I can literally say that I haven't seen that EVER... Not a single time... and that's God's honestly truth. But wait... Then why is he heralded as the King of the incels? And I don't appreciate the insinuation that I wouldn't call your daughter a slut to you face insulting. And you act like I don't have people covertly calling me names 24/7. Shit, I'd call her a slut to the back of her head... bent over an arm rest... But that's neither here nor there. I'm no coward but if I acted that way I'd be in some kind of retard group home. In which case you would be totally justified in bringing women to come suck my dick."

by Hym Iam February 23, 2023

Rejected

Really? You can prove your not me in literally 2 seconds by posting a definition. That's literally all you have to do.

Hym "Rejected!? When you post a definition you have literally 2 options after hitting submit. Log in with Facebook and log in with Gmail. Any confusion could be cleared up in less than 15 seconds by just using the site 1 time. Writing I'm not Hym. Hitting submit. You could even screen share it on facebook live and people could see you NOT being me. Or you could just ask! Or actually report on the multiple award winning genius ghost writer who corresponds with the world's leading psychologist on a regular basic but is being stiff on his accreditation. Jesus you are an asshole. WHY IS HIS NAME THAT!? What a fucking jerk!"

by Hym Iam February 23, 2023

Bathroom

Seriously guys just go to the bathroom. If Todd guve you any shit just ask him who wrote the Joker and than just watch him stand there with a blank expression on his face and then turn around and go to the bathroom. His literally can't fire all of you. So just go.

Hym "Seriously Todd they can go to the bathroom if they have to use the bathroom."

by Hym Iam February 24, 2023

This cage thing

Cacacacacacacage!

Lucifer "Yeah, I don't see what the big deal is... This place is pretty dope... But you see what I mean about the ethical-"

Michael "We're here." 😇 *Knock knock knock*

Abraham *Clears throat* "Hello?"

Michael "Hello 😇👋 Can I speak to you for a moment about our lord and savior-"

Lucifer "Holy shit! He IS old! Look at how OLD he is! Son of a bitch! Do I not have a firm grasp of time!?"

Abraham 👳 ♂️ "What's this all about?"

Lucifer "Anywho... Open up. Out of the way!"

*Michael and Lucifer walk in the house*

Michael "We have a message from-"

Lucifer "Pack your shit! Let's go! Get a move on! God is destroying this place and everyone in it- Oh! Well hello there... And who might you be?" 😍

Abraham "That's my daughter-wife."

Lucifer 😨 "Ugh! Ew!" *Looks over at Michael* "Why are we sparing this guy again?" 🤨

Michael "You have 24 hours to leave this place before God carries out his plan."

Abraham 😱 "WHAT!? Surely there must be another way!"

Michael "Hold on a moment..." ☝️😇 ".... God says that if you can find 10 righteous people he will spare the city."

Abraham "Oh! Thank you! Thank you lo-"

*Bang! Bang! Bang!*

Mob Guy 1 "Abrahaaaam! Oh, Abrahaaaam!"

Mob Guy 2 "We saw you made some new friends Abraham..."

Mob Guy 1 "We likes em... And we wants em... Now... We can do this the easy way... Or we can do it the hard way..."

Abraham 😰

Michael 😇

Lucifer 👿 "Excuse me a moment..." *Gets up and walks outside*

Mob Guy 1 "Well hello there beautiful-"

Lucifer "RAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!"

💥🔥💥🔥💥🔥👹🔥💥🔥💥🔥💥

Mob Guy 1 "AAAAAAH!!! YYAAAARRGGH!!!"

Mob Guy 2 "MY EYES!!!! IT BURNS!!"

Lucifer "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! GOOD LUCK ESCAPING THE FIRE WITH OUT ANY EYES!!!! AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!"

Abraham 😖

Micahel 😇

Lucifer *Walks inside* "I think I'm finally starting to see the appeal of this cage thing." 😁
Abraham 😰

Lucifer "Welp... I think we're done here... Let's go Michael... 10 people Abraham. 24 hours."

Michael "Okie dokie. Buhbye." 👋😇

*Lucifer and Michael walk off*

Abraham 😮 💨

by Hym Iam February 24, 2023

Truth

I'm obsessed with it... Which is why I lie about my child dying in my arms!

Hym "What a fucking jackass! Obsessed with truth? Hohohoho! That is fucking rich! If you were Obsessed with truth you'd be stcoking shelves with me you jackass! Ahahahahahahahahaha!"

by Hym Iam February 24, 2023