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And without asking any questions ruined my life before it started, likely ruined the life of my mother's boyfriend at the time under false pretenses and now...
Hym "Everyone and their brother can just use the fact the I stumbled across rape porn and a vigilante tracked my location as a 13 year old to refuse my rights in perpetuity until I submit to the will of the people and let you control the nature of my relationships from the shadows I perpetuity? THAT is what's insane. And you clearly accept the terms of matching insanity with insanity so I don't see how murdering your kids isn't par for the course."
by Hym Iam July 21, 2025
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Fuaxriend

Well, we know who's side you're on.
The fuaxriend still talks to me even though it's clear it's on the retard's side. Go fuck yourself.
by Hym Iam December 3, 2020
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Easter

Hym "Congratulations! You murdered a guy in cold blood for no good reason and he decides what happens when you die! Fan-fucking-tastic! THAT... Is going to work out great for everybody, forever! Huarry zero consequence murder! Hurray Easter! Super cool stuff guys. I'm glad didn't use that as an opportunity to reflect on whether or not it's good to murder the innocent... Because then we would have a holiday!"
by Hym Iam March 31, 2024
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Wish

Well...
Hym "I bet you wish you would have said something about the target harassment campaigns that mimic the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia BEFORE you kids got murdered down there in Texas... Cus I'll tell you right now that THERE IS NO RARE FORM OF SCHIZOPHRENIA that only affects teenagers. That isn't a thing. The psychiatrist lied. Schizophrenia only develops in your 20s and there are genetic markers. If that school shooter is I prison right now. You can bring a doctor to that prison RIGHT NOW... And test to see whether or not he has those genetic markers. But before you do... Remember: I HAVE STOPPED MORE SCHOOL SHOOTINGS THAN YOU HAVE. Go forth. You can test it right now to see whether or not that shrink was lying. I was right. The YouTube freaks are trying to cover their own asses and THE POLITICIANS are using tech billionaires as a proxy to TAKE MY PROPERTY WITHOUT GIVING ME DUE COMPENSATION."
by Hym Iam April 5, 2025
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Government

Hey, you want to do whatever I tell you to do forever? No? Come one it'll be cool. It'll be like I'm some kind of warped, twisted, unfeeling deity.
Iam "Maybe it's not good for the reason what's his face says it's good. Maybe it's a 'good' thing because it exposes the government lie. Like, if most of the polls say that most of the people are self-censoring then maybe he's one of them."

Hym "As long as we're not thrown in a cage I don't care."
by Hym Iam May 1, 2022
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What sort of God would make you kill kids?

YOUR GOD, YOU FUCKING IDIOT! GODDAMN! YOURS! NUMBERS, DEUTERONOMY, JUDGES!
Hym "What sort of God would make you kill kids? The Christian one does that all the time! Sometimes he kills them himself! How many people died in the flood? All of them? Yours! That one! Literally every kid that dies of cancer or disease is the victim of God's eternal maiming of humanity."
by Hym Iam November 7, 2023
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Force

Bible doesn't say anything about using force, Jordan.
Hym "God told Moses to do something and Moses disobeyed. Has nothing to do with force. Stop trying to stretch the concept of force over the text. If the glove doesn't fit you must acquit, Jordan."
by Hym Iam April 20, 2024
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