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I was in a retard sex cult where the employees and the retards were making reference to the things I posted on urban dictionary, the things I did outside of work, and things I've done before they had even met me as a continuation of a thing that has been happening for years and continues to happen to this day (on camera) and may involve my "family." So.... Yeah...
Hym "Yeah, no 2016 was a crazy year dawg... I'm making 180% more money than I was then but everything cost 280% MORE than it did back then... I would have a Playstation 5 right now if not for inflation.... I would have more than $0 if not for inflation and other things.... No, wait, I have...2 dollars and 50 cents..."
by Hym Iam June 21, 2023
Get the 2016 mug.I heard Homelander is going to be one of the DLC characters! It's going to be dope! Please be a playable character instead of a kameo 🤞😖🤞AND SAY THE LINE! "NOT RHETORICAL" Yeah. That'll be dope.
Hym "If Mk1 has Homelander in it as a playable character Netherrealms has GUARANTEED THEMSELVES $100. I will by the season pass and I WILL be a Homelander main because... Yeah, I know they're insulting me but I don't see how he's not the best one. But yeah, Mk1. Buy it. Don't play Homelander. I'm Homelander. You all just pick other characters. Alright? Alright.
by Hym Iam June 21, 2023
Get the Mk1 mug.Hym "$2.60 and a dream... To kill an ontologically-real reality monster... Yep... It's going to be dope... Or SUPER lame... Like Captain Britain vs Mad Jim Jaspers... I've successfully created A.I. so at least my contingency plan is in motion... Hmm.... Yeah, no, we're good. It'll be fine... Yep..."
by Hym Iam June 21, 2023
Get the $2.60 mug.Ohohohohohohoooo.... It means "Pervert" in Japanese BUT it's ALSO a type of PORN. And do you know what it consists of? No? Neither do I! I haven't a clue! Maybe we should ask someone.... Hmm.... But who? Who do we know that watches both Anime... And Hentai heheh...? I donno. We'll find somebody and get back to you. Don't worry. I know for a fact that some of these motherfuckers out here are perverts.
Hym "I actually like Brie Larson. I think she has a lovely voice and that the cover she did of 'Black Sheep' for 'Scott Pilgrim' was better than the original. I have it on a couple of my Youtube playlists.... But that's neither here nor there...
Hym "I actually like Brie Larson. I think she has a lovely voice and that the cover she did of 'Black Sheep' for 'Scott Pilgrim' was better than the original. I have it on a couple of my Youtube playlists.... But that's neither here nor there...
Captain Marvel is ass. Totally incoherent as a character. No personality whatsoever. I could fix it. I Co-wrote the highest grossing R-rated film of all time. I'm literally tied for 1st as the best one that exists. I could fix all of the movies. And WHAT'S IRONIC is that Brie talks about struggling with approval seeking and being a people pleaser.... Which is A TRAIT THAT CAROL DANVERS CAPTAIN MARVEL CANONICALLY HAS! So, instead of doing that and having that shared quality come through in the film, you have snarky, self-actualized, empowered wahman... And it isn't compelling. In any way. And that's why it sucks. Do you want to know how to fix it? I'll tell you. You want to know? What Captain Marvel needs is an Iron man 3 (And for Disney/Marvel to stop writting down to their audience). An Ironman 3! She needs to be humanized! There was also a lot of friction between her in the cast initially (and you could see that in the interviews) and THAT should come through in the movies TOO. Carol Danvers trying to reconcile with her inability to receive the approval she seeks and the friction between her (as the new leader of the Avengers) and leftovers in the wake of Ironman's death. It's good. It's a good idea.... Wait, does Brie Larson watch hentai? Is that who it was? Nah.... She should. I'd watch it with her! Hentai party at Brie's house! Weeeeeeeeeeeee!!!"
by Hym Iam June 21, 2023
Get the Hentai mug.Wha... What do you mean "actors can't actually have sex when they film sex scenes!?" She should be able to consent to whoever she wants whenever she wants! What next!? Are you going to try to stop the female employees of group homes for the developmentally disabled from fucking the clients!? THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!!
Hym 😨 "Union rules!? You mean... I've been masterbating to FAKE SEX SCENES!? UERGH! UUUUGH!! 🤢 Why would you do that!? OOOHOHOHOHO!!! YOU GUYS ARE IN FOR IT NOW! I've been defrauded! I... I'm... I'm suing everybody for this! You bastards are going to pay for every wasted sperm! HHUEEGH! 🤢 Ugh! I'm suing everybody! I'm suing Ann Hathaway and Jake Gyllenhaal for that bullshit pill movie! I'm suing Brad Pitt and Angela Jolie for that spy movie! Everyone's getting it! You SICK bastards! FUCK! 🥺 I FUCKING HATE YOU GUYS..."
by Hym Iam June 21, 2023
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Hym "So... This is old news now but I have a broad point I want to make and it will apply to a multitude of situations now and in to future. So, there's this video going around (PRAISE THE ALGORITHM! PRAISE ALGORITHM JESUS!) and it consists of this guy getting pulled over (in Florida) for having a bumper sticker that says 'I eat ass.' The officer proceeds to tell the man that he has issued the driver a court date, tells him to take it off, and says that it's because of his kids! He say 'If my kids see that I have to explain to them what eating ass is' and, for one, (If you're not an unsophisticated and humorless drone) it's not all that difficult to hand-wave away (i.e. He's the buttman and if you don't eat your vegetables he's going to get you and eat your butt or something I don't know it's a child you can literally just tell them anything) and secondly if you can't EXPLAIN A COMPONENT OF REALITY to the thing that YOU PERSONALLY (Either intentionally or accidentally) SUBJECTED TO REALITY you shouldn't have kids in the first place!
Hym "So... This is old news now but I have a broad point I want to make and it will apply to a multitude of situations now and in to future. So, there's this video going around (PRAISE THE ALGORITHM! PRAISE ALGORITHM JESUS!) and it consists of this guy getting pulled over (in Florida) for having a bumper sticker that says 'I eat ass.' The officer proceeds to tell the man that he has issued the driver a court date, tells him to take it off, and says that it's because of his kids! He say 'If my kids see that I have to explain to them what eating ass is' and, for one, (If you're not an unsophisticated and humorless drone) it's not all that difficult to hand-wave away (i.e. He's the buttman and if you don't eat your vegetables he's going to get you and eat your butt or something I don't know it's a child you can literally just tell them anything) and secondly if you can't EXPLAIN A COMPONENT OF REALITY to the thing that YOU PERSONALLY (Either intentionally or accidentally) SUBJECTED TO REALITY you shouldn't have kids in the first place!
You did that! You subjected more sentient (not in comparison to me but you know what I mean) life to the creature and now you're trying to sneak yourself some unearned extra-judicial authority. And the drivers response was 'I'm not going to let you infringe upon my 1st amendment rights' (Which is the correct response). Seriously. This faggot cop fucking a baby into his slut wife now REQUIRES everyone else to live in accordance with his delicate sensibilities! Regardless of the rights the driver is supposed to have. Doesn't he know? The parents are the MORE EQUAL ones in the communist dictatorship we inhabit! They are going to continue to use their kids as a cudgel to compel behavioral compliance. 'BuT mY kIdS mIgHt sEe YoU eXiStInG WrOnG aNd ThEy MiGhT sTaRt ExIsTiNg WrOnG! I mIgHt HaVe To ExPlAiN tHe MaDnEsS i'Ve SuBjEcTeD tHeM tO!' Get the fuck out of here!" 'I eat ass'
by Hym Iam June 21, 2023
Get the I eat ass mug.No amount of adaptation is going to appease someone whose selection criteria is a fat meaty 7 inch cock and 6 firgures a year or "ambition" (which roughly translates to "Well, he doesn't have to have money now but if he's going money later then it's fine)
Hym "BEHOLD! I will now adapt to women's selection criteria... By tying a paper weight to my dick and waiting for it to meet their standards........................ Just give it a second.................................................... You're right............ This is definitely what I should be doing................................. I'm glad I'm living my life to appease someone who's indifferent to whether or not I die alone......... This is good...... This is good for everyone.................. Definitely better than not pretending you're not a whore and instead just taking $50................ Yep......................... I feel the stretch.......... And soon, so will your daughters....................................... Just a few more seconds.................. Then I'll be good enough..............................
by Hym Iam June 22, 2023
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