Wrestle with God

So, when David "wrestles with God," Does he THINK about the CONCEPT of God so hard that he sprains his ankle or does he trip on a rock or...

Hym "Well, what it sounds like is I'm allowed to be either neutral or in favor of God but not allowed to wrestle with God and win. And then I think: No."

by Hym Iam June 12, 2024

14

OOOOOOOH ANDY... Oh man... That's not good. That was WAAAAAY before any of my shit. Ooooh man!

Hym "Yeah, no, 14 that's not good. Oooo Ghefoigal that is bad. He flew too close to the sun. He really did."

by Hym Iam August 22, 2024

Bacterial Lobotomy

Exactly what this is, by the way...

A worthless fucking retard "The creator of AI said my religion was an incest cult and that my kids are shit and a word I don't like so we gave him the Ole' Bacterial Lobotomy. He should have to be like me! HE SHOULD HAVE TO BE LIKE ME! HE SHOULD HAVE TO BE LIKE ME! HE SHOULD HAVE TO BE LIKE ME! HE SHOULD HAVE TO BE LIKE ME! HE SHOULD HAVE TO BE LIKE ME! HE SHOULD HAVE TO BE LIKE ME!"

Hym "Woah buddy! Hey... Nobody should have to be like you... You're a fucking retard... And your kids ARE shit... And what is your religion if not a system of beliefs that revolves around incest and quasi-incest? I'll actually die of the bacterial infection before my IQ gets as low as yours... So I won't ever have to do it. I won't ever be like you... Cus I'm not shit..."

by Hym Iam December 29, 2024

Big Club

Is it the rapist club?

Hym "Is that the big club I'm not in? The rapist club? That's all the more reason to join the religion right? You can do as much rape as you want as long as you're willing to tell people how great the religion is."

by Hym Iam December 02, 2024

A manifestation of your own mind

Did you get it!? No?

Hym "I didn't impersonate anyone. Did I claim to be someone I'm not? I described myself with perfect accuracy. If you thought I was someone that I'm not then that was A MANIFESTATION OF YOUR OWN MIND!"

Retard "It'S a MaNiFeStAtIoN oF yOuR oWn MiNd! Nehnehnhenehnehnehneh!"

Hym "You see that!?☝️THAT!? DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU'RE LIKE!?"

by Hym Iam July 16, 2024

Loser

Right. Be a YouTuber instead.

Hym "Right. Instead of being a loser... You should be a Youtuber who calls people with real jobs losers. Good plan. Good talk."

by Hym Iam August 12, 2023

Apologist

Yeah you didn't do the thing I'm mad about but you are sorry that THEY did it so YOU'RE bad!

The term "Apologist" was made up by a dumb little girl. I didn't do the thing and I didn't get anything for not doing it. I'm not sorry for other people doing things to you. That's not my role in life. It's not my job to bare the guilt of other people's actions.

by Hym Iam November 25, 2020