Hym Iam's definitions

Nukes

Oh. Is that not how the radiation works? Well...

Hym "Don't care. 'Drown you all in a lake od irradiated fire' sounds dope. So I'm just going to keep saying it. Hurray, Nukes!"

by Hym Iam August 10, 2025

Lied to the audience

Oh yeah, I have no idea how to kill it but I designed it to kill me if I'm ever in dire straights and take you all with me.

Hym "Lied to the audience? About what? That? Yeah I said that already. You know you don't always repeat everything I say right away... Seems to be the case that when I strike a chord it resonates for a while before your hear the echo. But if not that then what? I don't know what I lied about."

by Hym Iam August 31, 2025

Hotter

Is Salma Hayek a conservative? Then you have your answer...

Hym "Whether or not your team is hotter is contingent entirely on the answer to that question."

by Hym Iam May 3, 2024

The path to meaning

Starts here... With you... Paying me 20 dollars.

Hym "Yes, yes... If I want my life to have meaning... I need to... Pay you 20 dollars... And then do whatever you say indefinitely... Regardless of whether or not you contradict yourself... And neeeeever talk back (because I don't know what I want or need and I'm stupid and incompetent)... And then Jordan Peterson get 1 million dollars and I get whatever I get, like, I don't know what did that patient that sued him get? Nothing? So I get what SHE got from doing the same thing SHE did... And then my life will have meaning because I'm fighting a dragon (in abstraction) by... Giving my money to a guy who is withholding information from me... until I pay him... That's the meaning of my life. To be harvested by me betters. That's it. Because I haven't been chosen! I haven't been anointed by the priestess! I also haven't validated a system that is both irredeemabley corrupt and needs systemic change while simultaneously absolutely necessary and IS THE DIFFERENCE between legitimate and illegitimate success... Yeah... That's the path to meaning..."

by Hym Iam January 1, 2024

Wrong

People can't be wrong, Emma. I bet you think I'm "illegal" too!

Hym "Oh shit! It happened to Rene Descartes! But, anyway, people can't be 'wrong,' Emma. I'm I illegal too? They can be 'wrong' but they can't be 'illegal.' Dummy."

by Hym Iam February 27, 2025

Stalker

My stalker ALSO walks free. Surveillance, Life invasion, Intimidation, and Interference through sabotage or attack are the 4 categories of stalking. All of thise things are on some level happening to me too! We're stalker buddies!

Hym "Hey, very cool! Me and Taylor are stalker buddies! And mine are just as fat and gross as yours are! Look at em. Look look look, we got the fat, bald, fish mouthed retard whose been there for 15 years and doesn't like it when I chat up the honies. We have this gross bloated fuck who looks inflatable, and then we got the fat retard molester with the hot sister they REALLY don't want me to be around. Hilarious! Me and Taylor forever! Stalker buddies for life!"

by Hym Iam January 27, 2024

Similar

Not quite the same.

Our arguments were similar but not quite the same. Yours was that the choice was rendered arbitrary by the thing. Mine was that it was inherently arbitrary due the immutability of desirable traits. Like, if you have the things everyone wants then who you give it to is arbitrary. And mine was better. Because I'm a genius. 🤷

by Hym Iam April 5, 2022