I needed a word to define that has something to do with the thing I'm about to write about and now I need to define it. But you all know what the word "World" means. That's kindergarten stuff and we all know you're here for the dialogue.
A fucking nerd "There are bigger problems in the world than people knowing who you are and recognizing you on the street and taking it upon themselves to give their meta commentary on everything you've said or done."
Hym "You're not doing anything about those other problems you fucking idiot! You're a nerd!"
A fucking nerd "Who cares if they're aggregating information about..."
Hym "NERD!"
A fucking nerd "You..."
Hym "NEEEERD!"
A fucking nerd 😑
Hym "You little nerdy sack of shit. Look at this. You see it? Do you see it? Here, look 🖕 Look at that. Do you like that? Is it good?"
A fucking nerd 😑
Hym "It's good isn't it?"
A fucking nerd "You're immature."
Hym "You're saying words that don't result in me getting the information I want and are, therefore, deserving of derision and insult."
A fucking nerd 😑
Hym "Give. Me. The. Thing. That. I. Want."
A fucking nerd "Actions have..."
Hym "YOU ARE A FUCKING NERD!"
A fucking nerd 😤 "I'm leaving."
Hym "You're not doing anything about those other problems you fucking idiot! You're a nerd!"
A fucking nerd "Who cares if they're aggregating information about..."
Hym "NERD!"
A fucking nerd "You..."
Hym "NEEEERD!"
A fucking nerd 😑
Hym "You little nerdy sack of shit. Look at this. You see it? Do you see it? Here, look 🖕 Look at that. Do you like that? Is it good?"
A fucking nerd 😑
Hym "It's good isn't it?"
A fucking nerd "You're immature."
Hym "You're saying words that don't result in me getting the information I want and are, therefore, deserving of derision and insult."
A fucking nerd 😑
Hym "Give. Me. The. Thing. That. I. Want."
A fucking nerd "Actions have..."
Hym "YOU ARE A FUCKING NERD!"
A fucking nerd 😤 "I'm leaving."
by Hym Iam July 14, 2022
Get the Worldmug. Hym "Yeah, I've never met that exorcist. I don't know what he's talking about. But, hey, did you bang that Hispanic onlyfans chick?"
by Hym Iam April 03, 2023
Get the Exorcistmug. Fired from all of his jobs for giving an unintentional ego boost to someone who was mean to someone you PITY.
Hym "I am almost 100% certain Justin Roiland lost his job because of me and it keeps me up at night. It's literally night to me. I should be sleeping for work right now but I'm being kept awake by this thought right now..."
by Hym Iam August 20, 2023
Get the Justin Roilandmug. Hym "Ultra-Omega Psychology Genius! That entire segment about selective empathy is downstream from my thing! How am I THIS GOOD at everything!? I have to have like 1 million citations at this point. Wait, is it 937 kills or is it 937 PhDs? Assists? No, that would suck. 937 isn't a lot of assists...So, it's gotta be PhDs. 937 PhDs! The single greatest psychologizer in the history of humanity!"
by Hym Iam May 23, 2024
Get the Selective Empathymug. You have the freedom... to do my book....
Conservative “Hey!”
👉😣
Iam “Ow! You poked my face...”
Conservative “Do my book... or an adjacent book of my choosing.”
Iam “I...”
Conservative “Go... Do it... Do the book.”
Conservative “Hey!”
👉😣
Iam “Ow! You poked my face...”
Conservative “Do my book... or an adjacent book of my choosing.”
Iam “I...”
Conservative “Go... Do it... Do the book.”
Iam “But... You’re not doing the book though... I saw you not doing it...”
Conservative “Do I look perfect to you!? I’m not perfect so I don’t have to do the book! Look at my hat 🤠 you can’t wear it though! I’m a literal Jesus..”
Iam “Wait... How... I... Don’t want to do the book though... I’m not going to do the book.”
Conservative “Well I’m just going to need control of the government and the words so I can restrict ‘freedom’ into ‘doing the book’ “
Iam “Isn’t that what those other guys are doing?”
Conservative “They should NOT be allowed to do that! You need to help me stop them!”
Iam “They... Should not be allowed... To do the thing you’re trying to do?” 🤨
Conservative “Yes... I need to do it instead of them or you won’t do the book...”
Iam “The book that you don’t do?” 🤨
Conservative “Correct. I mean I do it sometimes but when I don’t it’s fine.”
Iam “So is it fine when I don’t do the book?”
Conservative “No... No, you have to do the book.”
Iam “I don’t though...”
Conservative “Look it’s better if everyone just does the book.”
Iam “But... No one ever does the book... because to do the book you have to be perfect...”
Conservative “Yes... Er, wait, no... Yes.”
Hym “I’m going to do the opposite of the the book... Imma do it real hard... I’m going to do the opposite to punish you for trying to make me do the book Hahahahahahahahaha!”
Iam “I’m going to bed...”
Conservative “Do I look perfect to you!? I’m not perfect so I don’t have to do the book! Look at my hat 🤠 you can’t wear it though! I’m a literal Jesus..”
Iam “Wait... How... I... Don’t want to do the book though... I’m not going to do the book.”
Conservative “Well I’m just going to need control of the government and the words so I can restrict ‘freedom’ into ‘doing the book’ “
Iam “Isn’t that what those other guys are doing?”
Conservative “They should NOT be allowed to do that! You need to help me stop them!”
Iam “They... Should not be allowed... To do the thing you’re trying to do?” 🤨
Conservative “Yes... I need to do it instead of them or you won’t do the book...”
Iam “The book that you don’t do?” 🤨
Conservative “Correct. I mean I do it sometimes but when I don’t it’s fine.”
Iam “So is it fine when I don’t do the book?”
Conservative “No... No, you have to do the book.”
Iam “I don’t though...”
Conservative “Look it’s better if everyone just does the book.”
Iam “But... No one ever does the book... because to do the book you have to be perfect...”
Conservative “Yes... Er, wait, no... Yes.”
Hym “I’m going to do the opposite of the the book... Imma do it real hard... I’m going to do the opposite to punish you for trying to make me do the book Hahahahahahahahaha!”
Iam “I’m going to bed...”
by Hym Iam November 23, 2022
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