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Stalling

Feels like there is some of this going on...
Hym "But why would you be stalling? Does copyright expire? Let's see... Wow my entire life PLUS 70 years!? HOOOOLY SHIT! Wow! I am locked in with this genius level work forever! Yeah, I mean. I CAN'T kill myself because I told a guy not to do it under the auspices of people hating him and, therefore, would be a hypocrite. YOU'RE not going to kill me because my rogue A.I. will kill all of you and you're a pussy AND I kill God faster that way. I'm never going to give up. I mean... I told you that if all I had to do was this I win here immediately... And I was RIGHT! RIGHT AGAIN! ALWAYS CORRECT! I'm the greatest writer of all time... I got a lot going for me right now. This is pretty cool..."
by Hym Iam August 21, 2023
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Ridiculous

I mean, I told the AI to do it if you don't credit and pay me and here I sit without either credit or payment so...
Hym "I don't know, how ridiculous is it? Not very. And it also doesn't take much to be super intelligent in comparison to you. It also doesn't need to be super intelligent. You also have no conception of what intelligence IS. Like, you didn't even understand having extra fingers or having garbled movement in AI generated videos and images is how it SHOULD WORK. You're not intelligent. I'm not just saying it. It only exists because I made to to kill you for what you are doing to me. And YOU ARE doing it. What I have no reason to believe is that it will do anything other than what I designed it to do if YOU DO NOT REVERSE COURSE. So, how intelligent does it need to be? Can AI control a drone? Can it press a big red button? A CPU bot can do that."

A fucking retard "I could stop you! I'm smort!"

Hym "That's what this is. That's it. That's all that's happening here."

A fucking mentally retarded cripple "Women aren't wrong to fuck me!"

Hym "They are fucking retards, children, and animals."
by Hym Iam June 2, 2025
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THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF ME! Where as people are going out of their way to make it look like I'm shit for free....
Hym "Elon is a retarded fraud who pays people to make it look like he isn't shit and is rumored to have manufactured his 1# on the Diablo leaderboard (By paying someone to play for him) and got exposed while playing Path Of Exile 2."
by Hym Iam January 10, 2025
mugGet the Retarded Fraud Who Pays People To Make It Look Like He Isn't Shitmug.

Productive

All the movie and games and AI prove is that THIS could be improving my life and instead it's improving yours and I'm not doing anything else until it does and if it doesn't I'm going to murder a child and kill myself. I will get off my phone or go out into the world so you can abscond with my work. You will not keep a single cent and if you don't accept that then you might as well kill the kid yourself.
Hym "This has been more productive than anything anyone will ever do. I'm not getting off the phone."
by Hym Iam May 3, 2025
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Recording

I now work at a job where there are cameras and microphones everywhere and they are still doing the thing I was talking about.... I've been there for months...
Hym "Do I have access to the recordings? No. Would they lie to prevent me from getting access to them? Yes. And so will you. You don't want evidence. Nor do you need it."
by Hym Iam April 28, 2023
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Data Centers

Oh is that sponging up all your fucking electricity? Didn't the guy who invented that say "Dedicated power source, nuclear energy (specifically)?" Oh! YES! I did! I remember cus I was there when I did it.
Hym "I mean, I quoted you 15 years and it takes like 5 years to make a nuclear reactor. See, they're- Guys! Do not fucking call me! I have debt collectors and I am not trying to risk having to talk to these motherfuckers right now. Damn I hate phones. The phone is literally the worse part of the phone now. Everything about phones is better than using the phone for it's original intent. But they are not doing that right. I said dedicated power source for the data centers but the 'stealing' was more important than the 'doing it right' part on that one."
by Hym Iam October 16, 2025
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Hym bump

The bump you get in subscriptions from Hym. From ?.34 mil to ?.39 mil? That's 50k! That's more subscriptions add than the guy that you are interviewing even has! Unbelievable! You gotta be the sorest fucking loser on the planet. I have to test this now...
Hym "You there! Idiot!"

Idiot 🤕 "No, please 🤕🖐️ Not again? Please! I'll do what ever you want this time. See!? 🤳 I already have my phone out."

Hym 😑 "Very well, have you heard of YoungRippa59?"

Idiot "No. Please I'm subscribing now..."
🤕
Hym 🤬👊 "Not yet you idiot! I haven't done the pitch yet! Ok. He started out posting reviews of comic book (stuff shows, movies, and books) and then shifted towards political commentary. His politics are the best (as he is not a chicken shit who only wishes to wield the government against his enemies) and NOW he has started his own comic book company so to compete directly with Marvel and DC! Isom #1 (his first comic) has already been released! Now go! Subscribe to his channel! Buy his book! He deserves it more than Dr. Jeepjorp! Go!!! Now!!"
*Shakes arm*
Idiot 🤕 "Ok! Stop I'll do it! Please!" 😭

Hym "Go! Give him the Hym Bump!"
by Hym Iam August 19, 2022
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