Pick a side

I mean...

Hym "You said 'pick a side!' And, of course, I choose THE CORRECT ONE! And I don't hate the Jews. Gal Gadot is... Well, she's just fucking spectacular, isn't she? And I was just playing before! I'm not going to rape Joe Rogan... That would be gay! I'd have to be some kind of weird faggot to do that!"

by Hym Iam May 03, 2024

Stop whining and work harder

Can you hear the cracker blood of his ancestors resonating from he mouth-hole when he says it!?

In between sobs over his flabby bitch tits "Stop whining and work harder!!!"

Hym "Ohoho! No. I already did more than you."

by Hym Iam June 10, 2025

Alors on Danse

If I haven't said it already..

Iam "The beauty of Alors on Danse is not just in it's simplicity but also how it perfectly encapsulates the conversion from the general malaise and tedium TO free time. It's quite literally the perfect song."

by Hym Iam August 08, 2023

Says the guy with kids

Who thinks that an immortal reality-man spoke to the Jews 2000 years ago and made him the boss of everyone and the only way for sex to be "moral" is for it to approximate incest.

Hym "Says the guy with kids. He also thinks HE is immortal. But I don't think they ever intend for GOD to be an actual guy. I think GOD is a status and the covenant in Genesis 17:2 is this: HE agrees to do what the church says and IN EXCHANGE he gets to tell ME what to do. If HE does THE OPPOSITE of what the Bible says... HE gets forgiven but if I don't do what it say... MY sins DON'T get forgiven. That's the religion. The entire religion is 2 people making a deal behind your back and agreeing to make you their slave. That's the whole thing. And no, there doesn't need to be an alternative. If you say that sticking your dick into a mouse trap makes society work better... I don't need an alternative to say that sticking your dick in a mouse trap is dumb and has nothing to do with how well society works."

by Hym Iam July 19, 2025

Do not pick on women

Says the guy who works for a company that picks on Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez CONSTANTLY! Laughs at crying trans women. Mocks feminists daily.

Daily Wire Guy "WE WERE GOING TO GIVE MILLIONS OF DOLLARS TO A GUY THE PSYCHOLOGY ABUSES HIS WIFE! WE PICK ON WOMEN ALL THE TIME! BUT DO NOT PICK ON WOMEN.... Because then you're not a GOOD MAN LIKE I AM!"

by Hym Iam August 11, 2023

Powerful

My definition of the word "generic"

Hym "Remember when Tony called our little rant 'powerful'? Such a powerful statement! Hahaha! That shit is wild! People are actually putting our soliloquy into Hollywood movies and it is objectively better than the work of actual paid professionals!"

Iam "Yeah, that is wild. My self-esteem is so low I never actually considered the fact that I might straight up be objectively better than someone at something."

Hym "Hahahahaha!"

Iam "Hehehe..."

by Hym Iam May 10, 2022

Were you always Evil

Yes. You were never good. That was never a thing. You were delusional the entire time. You enjoy being that way.

Hym "And it say nothing about free speech or the rules because it's already again the rules. Had you know he was being tortured you would have done the same thing to him as you are doing to me. You where never a free speech guy. Speech isn't what's happening there. That is a prime example of the rules that already exist being ignored and imaginary rules that don't exist being enforced. The guy that was tortured and murdered on kick was entirely entrapped by the social convention that kept him there. Those people don't need a change of the rules but rather a heaping helping of murder. You need to be murdered with them. So, were you always evil? Yes. It's partially the jews and also the religion but also you're shit. You and the rest of the internet news garbage. The faster you get murdered the better. If you have kids your kids need to be murdered with you so you don't continue to taint this place. Anyone who knew and didn't speak out about it needs to be murdered as well. Starting with anyone named Matt. Kill all of them. These people are completely devoid of reason and are basically animals."

by Hym Iam August 26, 2025