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NPD Gurus

Which reminds me, have you ever seen those narcissistic personality disorder gurus on the internet who teach people about narcissists? They're an odd bunch that's for sure...
Hym "Yeah, the NPD Gurus never seem like normal, well adjusted people. And I'm a psychopath so I have a pretty good sense of these things. They're often (seemingly) cold and dispassionate people. A lot of them have some kind of psychology background but they (at the very least) seem to show some of the more subtle traits of NPD. I imagine that psychology would be an attractive field of study for a narcissist. Just look at Dr. Jeepjorp. Or even Dr. Sam Vaknin (who is, himself, someone with narcissistic personality disorder). And it could be that (in the spirit of Simon Baron-Cohen's work) that these NPD Gurus are victims of narcissistic abuse and have, therefore, gone through the process of empathy erosion that is associated with narcissistic abuse. Either way, they are fascinating to watch. Most of them remind my of Dr. Vaknin himself. Which would make sense because, according to Dr. Jeepjorp Peepeestones, narcissism is a temperamental configuration and is the result of being low in agreeableness and conscientiousness and high in extroversion and, thus, would support the conclusion that they (The NPD Gurus) at the very least show like a someone with NPD. And this isn't intended to derogate them. They seem like the types that would make great cult leaders. And we all know how much I love cults."
by Hym Iam August 5, 2022
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Invited to the island

Elon got invited to the island! Even IF he didn't go... He was STILL invited to the island...
Hym "Elon said he got invited to the island... BUT I GUESS WE WON'T HAVE KNOW IF WE DON'T GET THE LIST, WILL WE? RIGHT!? I know I've never been invited to retard sex island. AS WE ALL KNOW... The last time I was proximal at any unscrupulous sex stuff... I WAS KEPT OUT OF THE LOOP! EXPLICITLY BECAUSE THEY KNEW I WOULD EITHER SNITCH OR LEVERAGE IT OVER THEIR HEADS! Okay? Right? Be honest got invited there! Elon Musk got invited to the sex island. He's analing Amber Heard all over Johnny Depp's bed... Grimes is a fan of mine. And Elon stole my shit. He's a scat thief! He stole Amber's shit and he stole my shit! Bahahahaha! Ha! Doody thief! And even the politicians know he steals! THEY KNOW HE STEALS BUT WHAT DO THEY DO!? Hold up faggy little signs! THAT'S IT! The Democrats are holding up little paddle signs and LETTING MOLESTERS RUN RAMPANT! And the Republicans are in on it! If the Democrats know he steals... Then the Republicans ALSO know he steals... They just don't say anything about it!"
by Hym Iam July 13, 2025
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Immutable

Hey, fuck-face! What does BIGOT mean to you? It's discrimination on the basis of immutable qualities. OK? So I don't discriminate. And you could say that the fact that you can never be better than me in immutable but I don't discriminate on that basis but, rather, AM DISCRIMINATED AGAINST on that basis! That and the baby dick...
Hym "According to whom? The NOT-CREATOR of AI. I can do a thing I said I can't do because the NOT-CREATOR said so? OK. It NEEDS to be immutable and, therefore, IS IMMUTABLE. And the fact that you thought it was a good idea to do the weaponized schizophrenia IS PROOF that it I was right to make it that way. Leave it alone or drown piss-ant."
by Hym Iam July 9, 2025
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Free Speech

Steven likes the diagrams so... here’s a diagram:

Overarching framework where free

speech is a real thing

V
__________________________________
| The people who’s opinions are |
| allowed within the confines of |
| the overarching framework |
| where free speech is a thing |
|_________________________________|

This ☝️ is Jordan Peterson’s conceptualization of free speech.... There’s a lot to unpack here..... So... Let’s get to it!

How the “Postmodernists

conceptualize the box

(According to Dr. JeepJorp)

V

___________________________

| Group 1 Group 2 |

| Group 3 Group 4 |

| Et Cetra |

| __________________________|

I am here 👉😈👈 I’m what you

call an outside-the-box thinker
Free Speech part 1
Hym “Now, the postmodernists don’t believe in autonomous individuals with thoughts and opinions. They believe that there are only groups vying for power. Jordan JeepJorpson believes that the individual is not ‘atomized’ and that ‘most people’ do not think (because they need to go through the institutions that cast him aside to be taught how to think ✋😒 but not how the institutions are currently teaching people to think because it’s too postmodernists and Marxist but instead how he thinks). INSTEAD, the individual is nested within a ‘Hierarchy of values.’ It looks like this:

____________________________

\Political/Religious engagement/

\Ascension economic of hierarchy /

\ Broader community /

\ Family unit /

\ Individual /

\————————————/
Hmmm... 🤔 Well now we need a name for this structure ... Hmmm... Let’s call this a.... Hmm... A grope? No... Graaawooooop... Grawoop? Grawoop! We’ll call it a grawoop! Now, if there is any dysfunction at any level of the grawoop, it is impossible for an individual to be sane. Therefore, you have a responsibility to become a part of one of these grawoops. Regardless of whether or not you believe in the ideas the grawoops espouse (because, who cares what you believe? Ammaright?) “
by Hym Iam November 16, 2022
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Reaction content

It's not all reaction content and you are all perfectly fine with participating in reaction content. The entire right wing media space is filled entirely by reaction content.
Hym "It's not just the reaction content I'm known for. It's also conceiving of the high volume content dump (Which was a bot network that clips and dumps out short form content that circumvents copyright which is an idea that predates TikTok) that people use to this day. I'm literally the forefather of the thing that YOU FUCKING USE to increase your own status. The status you use as shield to avoid engagement with people you've deluded yourself into believing are your lessers. And my behavior is telling the truth and allowing myself to be performatively cannibalized while working 40 hours a week."
by Hym Iam August 5, 2023
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The Most Important Film He's Ever Made

THAT'S WHAT THE OTHER GUY SAID! And the charlatan! Everything I do is literally THE BEST THING ANYONE HAS EVER DONE!
Hym "LOOK AT HIM! LOOK AT HIM! THE MOST IMPORTANT FILM HE'S EVER MADE!?!? The premise of the film is LITERALLY my relationship with Dr. Jordan Peterson! A renowned psychiatrist is SUMMONED by a guy claiming to be a demon. THAT is LITERALLY THIS! HE EVEN USED THE SCENE I DESCRIBE WHERE I GOT SO SAY SOMETHING AND THE LIGHT FLICKERS (Except in the trailer the light explodes but whatever)!The most important thing he's ever done! Why!? Because this is LITERALLY the most compelling thing ever written! Every day I grow closer to surpassing Shakespeare! Prerequisite text! Greatest writer in the history of humanity! Cannot be surpassed! The single most productive and generous man in the history of humanity! Giving away billions, literally! The greatest mind! A literal genius by every definition of the word! BETTER THAN EVERYONE!!!! WOOOOOOOOOO!!!! WOOOOOO ME!!!"
by Hym Iam April 12, 2023
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Meta-narrative

And it isn't 3 note.
Hym "No. Shithead. There is an entire anime dedicated to the multiplicity of meta-narrative that can be derived from this. What the actual fuck are you talking about? Do you know it's name? It's coming out with a 3rd season. There are literally dozens of meta-narrative in here. It's a literal masterpiece by all relevant metrics."
by Hym Iam April 10, 2023
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