There is no team.
Hym "We're not a team. Being a member of a country doesn't make me beholden to you in some way and IF IT DOES then you should be on your way here with the payment for my input. You don't need to feel good about my success but you do need to pay for my labor. And if you have a team, fuck your team. Bitch. You niggas is trash."
by Hym Iam July 14, 2025
Get the Teammug. Hym "BOTH and Neither. You are shit. If killing one or your kids gave me a single second of free time I would kill enough to retire immediately and then get a jobby anyway WATERING THE FLOWERS AT THE CEMETERY IF YA KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING!!!"
by Hym Iam July 06, 2025
Get the Both and Neithermug. Why are they doing it? Because they want me to murder your kids. Your kids are fodder for their policies. The conservatives want your kids to die because then they get to say 'Well clearly the only solution is to make more rigid the dichotomy between my incest cult and everyone else and then grant rights on the basis of that' and the liberals want me to murder your kids so they can say 'See!? We need to take away people's right to defend themselves because I can't take their shit from them if they can just murder kids in response to my blatant theft of their property!' But neither of those things will happen entirely. They'll just creep towards both policies just a little bit in buth directions. But a kid will be dead. They will die a perfectly avoidable death because all we have to do is give the guy who did a thing both credit and compensation for doing the thing. Not having to do that is worth more than your kids life to them.
Hym "And BEYOND THAT... They aren't seeing any consequences for doing what they are doing in their own lives. That is why the are ignoring Hym. They think it increases their chances of getting away with what they are doing so that they can do it to YOU later if they want to. But, I will punish them for you. I will punish them for putting your lives at risk. I told them what would happen if they tried to rob me and I won't rest until they get what's coming to them. But now I must rest. It's cold out. And I'm sleepy."
by Hym Iam August 21, 2024
Get the Ignoring Hymmug. Dawg, I've been living on 4 hours of sleep for literally my entire life. Except instead of getting up to burp the byproduct of me slamming some pussy 70 times in a row, I end up doing shit like, going to a school I hate or some soul crushing factory because society has entitled itself to 8 hours a day of my life for the rest of my life.
Hym "Oh. Hey. Guess what I'm about to do? Get 4 hours of sleep. Again. Because if I don't fall alseep before the sun comes up it's almost impossible to sleep until I'm too tired to keep my eyes open. And if DO fall alseep when I get home, I wake up at noon and have to be away for 10 hours before I work for 8 hours. But nah it's fine. You see the capitalism-guys telling the guy who outsourced all of his labor to people he has little-to-no contact with that he doesn't deserve credit or to be disproportionately paid for his role? Hilarious right? But don't worry. I bought you a wheelchair just in case you pat yourself on the back too hard and shatter your own spine."
by Hym Iam February 11, 2023
Get the 4 hoursmug. Hym " 'Why doesn't anyone have the courage to date Jenna Ortega?' Asks the YouTube shorts. Well, simply put, not everyone is a CORPOREAL GOD! A CORPOREAL GAAAWDAH!!! So, I'll do it! First order of business: Jenna Ortega reboot of the 2004 Christina Ricci movie 'Cursed.' Christina Ricci will reprise her role as.... Ellie- HOLY SHIT JESSE EISENBERG WAS THE BROTHER! HOLY SHIT! I DIDN'T EVEN- Nope! Nope. It's a sequel now. We're doing a full-on sequel. Get Jesse Eisenberg! We're doing a sequel. Yes."
by Hym Iam August 07, 2025
Get the Why doesn't anyone have the courage to date Jenna Ortegamug. Well, she's doing it because she can see that if we don't affirm the Christian's moral supremacy they will hold their breath like a petulant 5 year old. They flat out refuse to cooperate with people who won't.
Hym "If Christianity is TRUE. Then going extinct immediately... Literally solves all of our problems... Forever... Everyone lives forever... And everyone gets what they deserve... Therefore... Blow up the planet... And stop wasting everyone's time."
by Hym Iam November 28, 2023
Get the Christianitymug. That doesn't prove that.
Hym "Me laughing at my own jokes and talking about my own interests with people who are making a concerted effort to downplay what is happening to me so they don't have to pay or credit me doesn't prove anything. I don't need to prove damages only that it is happening and it is. Do an actual audit of the people you have harassed into either shooting your kids or killing themselves. Filter for whether or not it resembled schizophrenia and wasn't. And then you credit and pay me for the AI. No I don't 'get what I get.' You give me the money and you punish the harassment because if I don't have rights I'm not going to let your kid have them."
by Hym Iam July 23, 2025
Get the Laughing at my own jokemug.