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As many or as few as the whore who fucked that retard. I've seen her doing homework there so I know she stole AT LEAST the amount of time it takes for her to do her homework. You have no reason to assume she went straight back to work after fucking the retard. And that's jist the company time! How much of MY time did SHE steal?

Hym "Stupid question. You motherfuckers are desperate to draw a parallel between something I did there and fucking a retard but you don't even consider whether or not she was doing all of the things I was doing AND fucking the retard AND trying to get me to follow rules that are rendered irrelevant by the fact that she's fucking the retard and doing all of the things I'm doing. Which is against the rules. Someone else tried to compare age to fat cock and/or the situation there recently. You're not good at drawing parallels. Stop trying to draw parallels. She wants to talk about if she was 20... If you were 20 you wouldn't even consider me. You can't control it but is does change. You want a relationship instead of scheduling yourself for a shift at my studio apartment to come fuck me and then leave and then still not have a relationship with me. That is preferable to having a relationship with you. That's a parallel. I'm good at drawing parallels. I deserve to keep drawing parallels. You do not. Maybe one day you'll be as good at drawing parallels as I am. But for now... You should work on that."

by Hym Iam May 27, 2023

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So... if I’m a lobster... and I’m at the bottom of a dominance hierarchy... and I want to fight the lobster at the top of the dominance hierarchy.... do I have to fight my way to the top of the dominance hierarchy one lobster at a time? Or do I just fight the lobster at the top? Yeah.... that’s what I thought.

Hym “Yeah, see. This is why your hierarchy thing is bullshit. Hierarchy doesn’t prevent the lobsters at the bottom from fighting the lobsters at the top. And here you are trying to run away. Scuttling your little lobster legs off. Trying to put as many lobsters between me and you as possible. And you need that. Yeah need the other lobsters to protect you. Which is not how lobsters work. And you need me to be obstructed be artificial hierarchy. Because what happens if I’m not? Everyone finds out you’re a charlatan and you lose everything? Is that what happens?”

by Hym Iam November 06, 2022

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You see... The problem with "hierarchies of value" is that YOURS... Isn't real.... MINE is. Undeniably so. Of course I have one. There might even be some overlap BETWEEN our hierarchies. And before you say "Try treating people like their hierarchies of value don't exist", you already do that don't you? If the wrong thing is at the top of mine, what happens? Mine needs to change doesn't it? And what kind of atrocities are you willing to inflict upon me? Huh? Hell? If the wrong thing is at the top, what does it make me? The bad one. I have to value you and your shit sacks. That's what should be at the top. But not "You", you, you as an abstraction and...

Hym "And that's the problem with hierarchies... Oh, aw, shit, hey! The little demon is doing the thing! You see it? You see em doing the thing?"

Iam *sigh* "Yeah... I don't even know how to deal with this... God damn it Kendra, now Audrey Plaza knows who I am... and Danny Devito... *deep breath* *long sigh*🤦 ♂️ihateyousomuchrightnowyoubiiiiiiiitch...."

Hym "Oh? Heh... that's not what you're into? Pft! Is that not exactly what you're..."

Iam "Shut uUuUuUuUup! God! God... 2022? That's... recent."

Hym "I told them to entertain me. I don't know what you expected..."

Iam 🤦 ♂️ "I... Know... what you told them! I WAS THERE! Hooooly shit!"

Hym "Heheheheheh. So... The whole glib and aloof thing doesn't..."

Iam "AAAAAH! Aaaalright. You have another one, right? You have another definition to do? Cus we're running out of time."

Hym "Oh! Right! Out! Get out! You're not a part of the next one."

by Hym Iam February 11, 2023

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Oh wow yeah... I don't see how that's EXACTLY THE SAME... As MY thing! How it's not, I'll never know... Yet HERE I SIT! I don't see how my thing isn't worse but OK!

Hym "Yeah, I don't see how you're U.S. house judiciary committee thing isn't just exactly the same as my thing... I don't see how I'm not integral to the plot! I mean, this is literally the retard mediated version of that! Instead of big tech companies and the government it's just the mentally handicapped. This is dogshit. I should be on Oprha or something! But NoOoOoOoOo! How's it not the same except worse? Why am I not on Oprah!? Is it because I called her a fat bitch and told her to stop eating bread!? IT HAS NO NUTRITIONAL VALUE OPRAH!"

by Hym Iam March 12, 2024

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