The Stevens

Segal and Crowder. They picked on women yet THERE THEY ARE, JORDAN, STILL JUST FINE.
Hym "I thought the Stevens would take some reputational damage for picking on women but no. Nobody seems to give a shit. I KNOW I DON'T BE THE WOMEN ARE FUCKING THEM BECAUSE THEY ARE BETTER THAN ME."
by Hym Iam August 15, 2023
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Monkey

It's a monkey 🐒 awww.
Hym "I liked the monkey one."

Iam "It was a good video."
by Hym Iam May 10, 2022
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Tall enough

Yeah this is really starting to bother me. Do I need the step ladder or no?
Hym "Really, the 'Is she tall enough' question is eating away at me. I mean, you're about my height. Does it line up? The part's I mean? Hold on.... I have to find a picture of you standing next to eachother........... Ope, yep. No ladder needed. That feels much better! Hooo... That's a relief. You ever get that? It's like a psychic itch! Whoofdah! That feels better. Itch scratched!
by Hym Iam August 16, 2023
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Stalking and harassment

Hym "Because it's stalking and harassment and it's happening in the immediate. And there doesn't need to be a reason beyond that. My interpretation of events is the correct one. Rejecting my interpretation and then fabricating an alternative isn't convincing anyone and it isn't intended to or going to convince me. All it does is give dogshit people license to participate in the lie. Just like the 'don't mess with out kids' angle. Anyone who needs to hear it doesn't care and I don't care either. I'm not sorry. I'm never going to BE sorry. I'm going to continue to not be sorry right up until I inevitably drain one of your kids for you trying to do this to me. This is a blatant attempt to steal a technological innovation and the online obstructionists a trying to help them get away with it. It's nothing more that status preservation from people who cannot or will not affect the course of history.
by Hym Iam February 03, 2025
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Proposition

Hym "It's about the proposition. And how the fuck was I suppose to know what kind of response I would get? How is this NOT the exact opposite of what should have happened here? And people are using my fucking arguments. Why would mainstream public intellectuals USE ARGUMENTS THAT DON'T MAKE ANY SENSE YOU FUCKING GOMER! JESUS CHRIST! CAN SOMEBODY EXPLAIN TO HIM THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN AND ARGUMENT AND AN ASSERTION!? You're just asserting that it isn't a problem and EVEN IF IT WAS A PROBLEM you wouldn't give a shit. Seriously, I was a 1400 WITHOUT being trained by the greatest chess players on the planet. Dumb. You want to bitch about what I'm doing but look at the fucking morons who are already popular!"
by Hym Iam August 05, 2023
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That meme is like... Literally the exact thing they're doing to me.
Hym "I had a woman come in to my job to tell me that I can't poison God and it's like... Yes I fucking can bitch! This has nothing to do with the Christian persecution complex but yeah... Exact same thing they're doing to me."
by Hym Iam August 08, 2024
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Serious Consequences

But he WON'T face serious consequences is he STEALS FUCKING INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY (TRILLLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH) AND CONDEMNS A CHILD TO DEATH!?
Hym "Serious consequences... Like the people on the Epstein list? Oh wait... No. Make that cripple pay for my shit or YOU MOTHERFUCKERS will face serious consequences! SEE HOW THAT WORKS!? I CAN SAY IT TOO!"
by Hym Iam June 08, 2025
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