Redbull

Hey, if I'm going to die of brain fluid I am not going to deprive myself of those seasonal flavors.

Hym "Redbull: It won't cure your brainz fluid. Hell! It might even exacerbate it! But those seasonal flavors? Well, they are either delicious or gross... Now stop buying them. Because they are always sold out when I... Go to buy them. I want them for ME. Not YOU. So YOU go fuck off so I can buy them. Go away."

by Hym Iam March 21, 2025

Moral Cowards

You know, you'd think that if Israeli WEREN'T moral cowards... They would have actually put some boots on the ground and... You know... Fought Hamas... Like... Instead of carpet bombing "Human Shields"

Hym "I mean... They sound like a bunch of moral cowards when you contextualize it like that.... Don't they?"

by Hym Iam October 25, 2023

Jane

You don't give a fuck about what I said about Jane. You don't give a fuck about what I said about Noah. You're an upity, neurotic, kike who wants to have dominion over other people and, like the Israeli oven goblins, you only have the balls to do what you're doing because you have complete dominion over the people you're doing it to.

Hym "Yeah, no, you don't give a fuck about Jane. Your wife is not a Jesus factory. Your religion is a lie. You belong in an oven. Hitler clearly killed the wrong jews. If I could cut the total number of jews killed during the holocaust im half... Just to ensure you bloodline was erased... Not only would I be improving humanity... But I would also be the jewish savior."

by Hym Iam March 26, 2024

Attention seeking

HE'S the one attention seeking! Now LOOK AT ME! You have to give ME the attention that HE wants or HE wins! Now buy my book! It's about how HE'S an attention seeker! I'm the one who should have it!

Attention Seeker "He's attention seeking! Now pay attention to me! And buy my book!"

by Hym Iam November 29, 2023

Non-Newtonian Man

DON'T STEAL THIS!!! Non-Newtonian Man. He's fluid but if you punch him he's rock hard. That would be a dope power. Not as good as Tangible/Intangible powers but nothing is so whatever.

Exterior Warehouse

Non-Newtonian Man *Slips through a pipe and pops out behind a burglar that is ransacking a warehouse*

Burglar "What the!?" *Unloads his pistol into Non-Newtonian Man* BANG BANG BANG!!!

*Bullets pass through Non-Newtonian Man*

Burglar *Visible confusion* "RAAAHH!!!"

*Burglar punches Non-Newtonian Man* CRACK!

*Bones in burglar's hands shatter* "AAACCKK!!"

Non-Newtonian Man *Extends his hand and his Non-Newtonian fluid begins to seep into the burglar's various orifices*

Burglar *Attempts to struggle against the Non-Newtonian limb but is powerless to stop the Non-Newtonian ooze from invading his mouth, nose, and eyes* GURGLE GURGLE GURGLE!!!

Non-Newtonian Man was a villain all along! The warehouse belongs to him! He's like a crime boss or something!

by Hym Iam May 11, 2022

Smug

Nah you're just fucking smug.

Hym "Yeah, no go ahead and be smug. Be smug towards the most accomplished person you'll ever even open your mouth about. Are YOU going to be the one to come and read off my score?"

by Hym Iam August 07, 2023

You ARE going to lie.

If you're not willing to volunteer the information, you are not willing to tell the truth. No I will not say anything. No you are not in control here.

Hym "No. You ARE going to lie. I'm not going to ket you do this forever and I was standing exactly 1 fresh case away from proving that I'm right. What would you have done to stop me from walking around the counter? Nothing. There is no lesson I'm going to learn here. There is no reason for me let you succeed. I'm not going to let you avoid the discussion and the only thing that matters to me is proving that that the only thing that matters to you... Doesn't."

by Hym Iam August 28, 2023