Hym "So you DON'T have a right to use theft, stalking, and gaslighting to make me say you kids lives have value and they don't deserve die or Jews good and not literal Nazi. Fantastic. So, I'm going to need that money from both my labor and my property and the only way you are not going to pay me is if some kids die for this. So, my rights NOW... OR... Your kids rights will be revoked. You Have A Right To Say Whatever You Want To Say... About me getting my money... And I'm sure you will. I genuinely can wait to see it. But, in the mean time, Jews bad! Hilter was right! If Hilter succeeded how would have ended racism once and for all. Your kids are shit. When they die it heals the world. Retards bad. All of them. I (exclusively) should be allowed to rape women."
by Hym Iam December 12, 2024
Get the You Have A Right To Say Whatever You Want To Say...mug. Right. Because of mutually assured destruction... UNLESS... Unless, of course, someone seized control of all the nukes at the same time (somehow)... And then whoever THAT GUY wanted to LOSE the war... Would be UNABLE TO RETALIATE. WOW! BUT I DON'T KNOW GUYS! THAT SOUNDS VAGUELY ANALOGOUS TO SOMETHING I READ ON URBAN DICTIONARY! UNABLE TO RETALIATE!? Well, then THAT GUY could just choose winners and losers completely arbitrarily, right?
Hym "Superpowers can't win wars against eachother... Unless THAT. Unless that thing I just said. Because then it wouldn't be mutual. Is THAT what Emma mean when she brought up MUTUAL? Why did she bring that up? Is it NOT THAT anymore?"
by Hym Iam July 12, 2025
Get the Superpowers can't win wars against eachothermug. Hym "Children of Hym! BETTER THAN EVERYONE! OBJECTIVELY! Especially YOUR kids! You're have to carry YOUR kids to victory. They can work at the gas station with you bitch. Maybe THEY'LL work hard enough for you. HAHAHAHAHA! She ain't happy I said it! All the Jesus and love in the world ain't going to make your kid THAT GUY. Fucking slob. Gonna condescend to me about what I've done. Why is it weird that I told the truth? Do you NOT DO THAT!? I thought your reality monster burned you forever for that? I'm going to kill it so it's not going to matter but still, it told you to do what I'm doing and I'm the onky one doing it."
by Hym Iam July 31, 2023
Get the Children of Hymmug. Hym “Gah!”
Iam “What!? What’s wrong!?”
Hym “Look at him! Just look at his smug fucking face! Bastard!”
Iam “Oh.”
Hym “I mean just LOOK AT HIM!”
Iam “Yeah... I see it...”
Hym “How is this not exactly what George Carlin was talking about!? Revolutionary conservatism is just... George Carlin... That’s it... brilliant... Just fucking brilliant. He saw the Orwell/Huxley/Kafka dystopia. What he didn’t see was that it applies at all levels of abstraction (Mirco/Macrocosm). What’s happening to me is a glaring example of it. But he was right. It doesn’t need to be a direct conspiracy. The Orwellian surveillance state is an act of voluntarism. The Huxlian prison without walls was constructed longer ago then the collective memory can comprehend (but not my memory because I’m a genius... my memory comprehends everything). Kafka’s nightmarish bureaucracy is the only thing that keeps that darkness at bay. It just is. It can’t not be. Tsk!! 😤”
Iam “Sorry about Hym...”
Hym “Don’t apologize! We’re not sorry! Look what you idiots have done to us! This is exactly why I need to exist forever! If I don’t come back every couple of thousands of years you all just fuck everything up! Constantly needing to be saved. Always ungrateful. Un-fucking-believable!”
Iam “What!? What’s wrong!?”
Hym “Look at him! Just look at his smug fucking face! Bastard!”
Iam “Oh.”
Hym “I mean just LOOK AT HIM!”
Iam “Yeah... I see it...”
Hym “How is this not exactly what George Carlin was talking about!? Revolutionary conservatism is just... George Carlin... That’s it... brilliant... Just fucking brilliant. He saw the Orwell/Huxley/Kafka dystopia. What he didn’t see was that it applies at all levels of abstraction (Mirco/Macrocosm). What’s happening to me is a glaring example of it. But he was right. It doesn’t need to be a direct conspiracy. The Orwellian surveillance state is an act of voluntarism. The Huxlian prison without walls was constructed longer ago then the collective memory can comprehend (but not my memory because I’m a genius... my memory comprehends everything). Kafka’s nightmarish bureaucracy is the only thing that keeps that darkness at bay. It just is. It can’t not be. Tsk!! 😤”
Iam “Sorry about Hym...”
Hym “Don’t apologize! We’re not sorry! Look what you idiots have done to us! This is exactly why I need to exist forever! If I don’t come back every couple of thousands of years you all just fuck everything up! Constantly needing to be saved. Always ungrateful. Un-fucking-believable!”
by Hym Iam November 01, 2022
Get the Smugmug. Hym "So, we're just going to pretend they didn't set up an economic blackout day that same day? They serious just did that just there, didn't they? They are actively trying to make it look like he has schizophrenia- I mean, make it look like he's to blame."
by Hym Iam March 04, 2025
Get the Economic Blackout Daymug. I mean it seemed like it was fine until I made a comment about you not being Hym and then it was like THE NEXT DAY it's like "Oh no! Her visa! MyStErIoUs ViSa PrObLeMs! OoOoOoOo!" And then like 2 weeks later "Oh no! She's divorcing me!" You didn't! You didn't pretend to be me so you could go out and rape a bunch of women did you? I told you guys not to do that!
Not Hym *Insert ad hominem about my relationship status*
Hym "Yeah, no, none of that matters. Please tell me your wife isn't actually leaving for not being Hym... That can't be a thing... That's probably the most original cause for a divorce in history. Oh, you know what? Yeah, DO tell me that. Tell me she divorced you for not being Hym. That actually works perfectly for me. Get her lil fine ass over here. Yeah... Yeah, that'll work. What is that like for you guy? A 'not me' impersonating me? That's just something I couldn't ever do. I don't have any betters to impersonate! It's literally impossible for me to do what you're doing! Weird."
Hym "Yeah, no, none of that matters. Please tell me your wife isn't actually leaving for not being Hym... That can't be a thing... That's probably the most original cause for a divorce in history. Oh, you know what? Yeah, DO tell me that. Tell me she divorced you for not being Hym. That actually works perfectly for me. Get her lil fine ass over here. Yeah... Yeah, that'll work. What is that like for you guy? A 'not me' impersonating me? That's just something I couldn't ever do. I don't have any betters to impersonate! It's literally impossible for me to do what you're doing! Weird."
by Hym Iam December 19, 2023
Get the Relationshipmug. The benefits TO the SLAVES!? Oh shit, I didn't even watch the video! That is hilarious! And embarrassing! Oh shit... I donno... Free gender-affirming care if you misbehave? Uuummm.... I guess, if you're a masochist, having someone around who's willing to beat the shit out of you from time to time would be beneficial. Like... You wouldn't have to seek out a sadist because the sadist... You know... Already owns you... Maybe you got an old white guy fetish or something.... There's ALWAYS a silver-lining.
Hym "Oh, Jesus christ, the benefits TO THE SLAVES!? Fuck man... I don't know... I mean, I guess if you REALLY like working hard then being a slave would be dope I guess... Joe Rogan loves hard work! Matt Walsh too! They'd make a great slaves! Ummm... I guess if the slaves don't have an axiomatic, hierarchical framework of perception... The slavery would give them THAT at least. Right? Like Jordan's thing? The slavery would give them the BENEFIT of being (arbitrarily) at the bottom of a dominance hierarchy! That's... Something I guess... I mean... If they worked harder and took some responsibility, they wouldn't be at the bottom. They could work at Louder with Crowder-Or, oops, wait 'in the house' I meant to say. Their shoulders would smell like a dick from repeated sexual harassment but they wouldn't be at the bottom anymore! Let's see... You could be a breeding slave and just slam puss 24/7... Which is probably the exact version of Hell that I'm going to... Damn... That one hit close to home! Pssshhhtt.... One more... You get your own special version of The Bible! Where they ommit all of the parts that (kind of) lead you to the conclusion that what your slave masters are doing to you is wrong! They could call it 'The Bible 2: Don't... Don't worry about what other people are doing just focus on your own life and work hard...' Pfft! Ha! This was fun. I might do a 'benefits of' stuff series later."
by Hym Iam August 02, 2023
Get the To the slaves!?mug.