Hym "No. (In the context of Annihilationism) I'm not doing any of that. Nope. Not serving the reality monster and it's too late for any of that 'deleting me from existence' bullshit."
by Hym Iam August 04, 2023
Yeah, you trying to keep me out makes it absolutely necessary for me to be there, Jim. And I will. And I'm just gay enough to fuck your Jesus. Right in the butthole. And I will. Just after I kill God.
Hym "I wonder if I can get in the hall of fame for that... The 2 time champion of Jesus butthole fucking... Yeah, that's a good title. Add that to my many titles."
by Hym Iam March 17, 2024
Which one is the definer?
Iam "Hey."
Hym "What?"
Iam "Which one of us is the definer? You know, in the definitions?"
Hym "Well, obviously, sometimes it's you and sometimes it's me and sometimes it's us."
Iam "Oh... But I don't think it's obvious."
Hym "Should we start putting the definitions in quotations?"
Iam "No... No I'm sure it's fine."
Hym "Then why even bring it up?"
Iam "I don't know. Just something to think about."
Hym "God *Groans* this guy is a ball-buster...."
Iam "Yeah, well...."
Hym "I know.... You want to make some food?"
Iam "Yeah, I'm getting hungry."
Hym "Same."
Hym "What?"
Iam "Which one of us is the definer? You know, in the definitions?"
Hym "Well, obviously, sometimes it's you and sometimes it's me and sometimes it's us."
Iam "Oh... But I don't think it's obvious."
Hym "Should we start putting the definitions in quotations?"
Iam "No... No I'm sure it's fine."
Hym "Then why even bring it up?"
Iam "I don't know. Just something to think about."
Hym "God *Groans* this guy is a ball-buster...."
Iam "Yeah, well...."
Hym "I know.... You want to make some food?"
Iam "Yeah, I'm getting hungry."
Hym "Same."
by Hym Iam May 13, 2022
Hym "Aw, did you include Iam in your book?"
Iam "Really? That was nice."
Hym "Doesn't detract from the thing he's doing."
Iam "I know...."
Hym "But yeah, that Tao part sounds like us."
Iam "Really? That was nice."
Hym "Doesn't detract from the thing he's doing."
Iam "I know...."
Hym "But yeah, that Tao part sounds like us."
by Hym Iam August 04, 2022
Yep... Totally thing Joe Rogan said and not me. I'm not the guy who said initially the things that people are being aggrandized for saying.
Hym "No, you're right news lady. It was him. The atheist religion thing? And not me Hym but him, him who said the profound thing. The guy who thinks the sun is fire beat me to the punch 3 fucking years after I said it. No. I'm clearly worse than a fucking retard. And not that retard but the actual retard. I guess now we know that he was just better all along. How do we know he's not just better? He is! Clearly I'm just confused. But you can't fucking blame me for being confused because I'm worse than a fucking retard and have been all along."
by Hym Iam January 26, 2023
Hym "You didn't care when it was Israel committing war crimes and shooting protesters in the gaza march of return. But now that rape is involved it doesn't matter in what way they've been brutalized or oppressed. We're just going to pretend it's not retaliatory and we're going to pretend no one could have possibly seen it coming and then do what the lefists do and cry racism."
by Hym Iam October 17, 2023
Hym "Your self-help bullshit is cancer and if you all killed yourselves today you would be doing everyone you siphoned wealth from would be better off. And true hell is having your kid murdered by a guy everyone around you provoked into killing your kid. Having to look your neighbors in the face for the rest of your life knowing full-well that they could have done otherwise. What do you think the thing I'm called to do would be in this situation? I'll give you 1 million guesses. You only need 1 but you would take all of them before getting it right."
by Hym Iam December 26, 2023