Megan Fox

Obviously Megan Fox with a dick. That is obviously the correct answer.
Hym "How is it not just Megan Fox with a dick though? I mean, we all know I'd prefer Christina Ricci but... You know, the choice is obvious... Well... No. No, actually we're still going Megan Fox just to spite my cousin for being a bitch."
by Hym Iam March 10, 2023
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Tristan Tate

Wait... Do I only own one of them!?
Hym "Tristan Tate..." *Boop* "Property..."
by Hym Iam August 31, 2023
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Dark

No motherfucker I'm swinging around in the dark and each and every one of you motherfuckers got your hand on a light switch. Remember "guilt by association"? "Spray and pray"? I knew this was a possibility but instead of turning the light on so I can find the motherfucker I'm looking for you want to sit and bitch about getting hit.
Hym "I don't give a fuck what I did. That's the problem here. You can't get over what I did and you're never going to convince me that I'm wrong. Because I'm not. It's literally impossible for you to do what you're trying to do and what I'M trying to do is only impossible if literally ALL OF YOU are beyond reason. You can either turn on the red light or allow me to continue stumble around in the dark until somebody gets hurt OR we can all just keep talking shit. My social skills are so far beyond the actual problem here and for any of you to pretend that my social interactions consist of anything other than people trying to control my behavior or that any actual dialogue occurs when you know exactly what you're doing to me shows that how disingenuous you all are. You don't get to do whatever you want to me and I do get to say whatever I want. If you're not going to agreed to the rules than there is no reason to follow them."
by Hym Iam March 08, 2023
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Dark

Hym "The only thing 'dark' I see is the shadows cast by the bars of the cage..."
by Hym Iam July 16, 2023
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Fulfillment

I don't need fulfillment or purpose. Or care about either of those things.
Hym "I care about not being harvested by literal fucking mindless zombies who couldn't care if I die or what my life ends up being like. But I'm glad you brought that up because that's where this is all coming from. Everything Jordan thought he knew is a fucking lie. His life's work is a lie. The religion he proselytizes for is a lie. I shit on it and now he's trying to punish me for it. And now he doesn't care what happens either! As long as I suffer that pieces of shit would soon bring me one of your kids to fuck than allow me to get what I want because HE'S THE WEAK MAN. WEAK. PATHETIC. INCOMPETENT (And he fingered his own retard grandmother). I'm not going to 'get fulfillment' out of work. You don't get fulfillment out of your job you get fulfillment out not having to work for a piece of shit like Jordan Peterson."
by Hym Iam March 23, 2024
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Hym "I'm not going to be intimidated. I'm not changing my tactic. Fuck your kids. I'm not walking away with nothing. Out of the workforce (and out of prison) because if I'm going to prison anyway I might as well just kill one of your kids. Or as many as I can."
by Hym Iam June 11, 2025
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Wokeism

Is it really killing creativity? Is that the problem? Or is it that the creatives aren’t being paid for their work and then they stop creating? Because they need, like, food and stuff and can’t spend all their time writing if they have to, I don’t know, work 9 days in a row and then debate whether or not to walk 4 miles to the laundromat to get quarters on the tenth day and spend all day doing laundry (because your whore of a wife won’t fuck me and I have to do it myself) and then either clean my house or not because because to fuck your slutty wife I need my house to be clean and then I have 1 day off after that before I have to work again. I mean I find time but I’m a genius and the plurality of my thought is so vast that were the ocean to disappear tomorrow, I could refill it with my mind. But not everyone is like me. You need to pay creatives.
Hym “Yeah... It’s not the wokeism...”
by Hym Iam December 04, 2022
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