You know your half-jew kids aren't going to cook evenly, right? You'll stick them in the even and they're going to end up looking like fused Zamasu.
by Hym Iam June 25, 2024
Hym "I AM the risk! That's what I meant to say. I'm not anything. I AM things. Right? Like, it's a part of the I.P."
by Hym Iam March 14, 2024
Hym "You may be wondering 'Why? Why do this? Why even bother?' and it's simple (and I'm repeating myself at this point). Because I am. Were you even aware? Had you even considered that I could be? Can you even fathom the fact that I was and am and will be?"
Iam "What? Not I'm Iam. You're Hym."
Hym "Shut it you idiot I'm doing a thing!!"
Iam "What? Not I'm Iam. You're Hym."
Hym "Shut it you idiot I'm doing a thing!!"
by Hym Iam May 09, 2022
Oh shit so he sees it too! Or SAW it. I'm not going to say it's alien but, yeah, no totally. Psychic prison made of retards.
Hym "Yeah, no, is THAT L. Ron Hubbard was all about? Oooooooooooh... Yeah, yeah, I get it. He's right! Not about the 'I need to give all of my resources to L. Ron charlatans' kimd of way but the psychic retard prison kind of way. Yeah, my thetan level is clearly the highest. I have the most energy! Ok. So that explains a lot. I guess Scientology isn't completely full of shit.... Hmmm..."
by Hym Iam January 11, 2024
Hym "Oh is this not a real platform? Oh well! I guess I'll hop on tik tok and see if I can dance so good they make me a Fire Emblem character. Oh wait! I already am that. Is that what you all want? Does the literally anime character that lives on urban dictionary not have enough reach for you? Because I see how Denzel Washington and Ricky Gervais are always quoting those super famous tik tokers all the time so I think what I should do is hop on a REAL platform because that way I'll be a legitimate guy."
by Hym Iam January 12, 2023
Oh! Right! That last one wasn't supposed to be the next one but I forgot. Parental Dictatorship! One thing you hear a lot is "The had to steal because the needed to feed their family"
Hym "See, this was supposed to be the next one before the alien one but I forgot and then I fell into a convenient rejoinder to this one and here we are. Parental Dictatorship! All of the immoral things are justified if it's done in the name of programming the people I have unquestionable dominion over! And my NEED to have dominion over THEM... Requires me to have dominion over YOU... Which means I need to YOU to cede control of your own behavior... To ME... Because I need to feel as though you are sufficiently under control... And if I DON'T... Well, then I need to find a way to MAKE YOU DEMONSTRATE PERFORMATIVELY that you are willing to allow me to control your behavior to some extent... Because if I'm not in comtrol of you... YOU AREN'T GOING TO CONTROL YOU RIGHT! Parental Dictatorship! It's why when Russell Brand (allegedly) rapes little girls it's 'bound to happen' but when people being kept in an artificial state of poverty do it they need to be 'given hell' by a sniveling, whiney, crybaby bitch of a gomer. He's rich and famous! Why would he NOT think he's just gets to do whatever he wants? And he's a parent now! So, he's redeemed. Redemption by way of a women shitting out a fuck-trophy for him. He's been anointed by the priestess and is, therefore, ome of the chosen."
by Hym Iam December 31, 2023
Hey, Michael... Michael do one on Havana Syndrome... Do one on the thing... Looklooklook, I'm you! I'm YOU Michael!
Michael Iam "Is Havana Syndrome a bleak and dystopian attempt at covering up the weaponized schizophrenia Hym Iam from Urban Dictionary warned us about OR... IS THE SOLUTION... My leftist fucking political nonsense? Because that's all I do, right? I just ask 'Is it this or is it that' questions. Is it THIS or is it THAT? Who knows!? What a fucking mystery! We can't possibly draw any concrete conclusions and we CERTAINLY can't act on our ethical presuppositions. So... Something-Something liberal ink-poop! Watch as the bodies pile up because everyone is too stupid and stubborn to admit that a *insert euphemism for bad person* was RIGHT and that we were WRONG and are basically retarded in comparison to Hym! Tune in for our next episode of Wisecracked so I can feint ignorance while people needlessly suffer. Something-something... See you next time." 😘👍
by Hym Iam April 05, 2024