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Definitions by Hym Iam

Vacation 

How does this piece of shit start working here... Take all of my hours...
Hym "And then take a vacation immediately? How does that shit fucking happen? This is so ass. I mean, it's not like I created A.I. or anything. Why should I get a vacation? I can't even drive for more than 5 minutes at a time! I'm rattling around in a water pump-less car and this morbidly-obese bitch is going on vacation. Fantastic. This is fun. This is cool. I'm glad I didn't learn how to make napalm and burn the city down. That would have been a WAAAAAAAY worse use of my time."
Vacation by Hym Iam July 1, 2024

Who I really am 

You are not nor will you ever be better than me Chris. Nor COULD you ever be.
Hym "Who I really am is being laundered off by YOUTUBE FUCKING PARASITES who want to be both famous and important and I am better than all of you worthless fucks. Tell the fucking parents you were a better alternative Chris. Tell them that and see if they care. They won't. And you won't care what happens to their kids. You'll pretend it wasn't you while pretending to be me."
Who I really am by Hym Iam July 1, 2024
If it isn't an ethnicity and it isn't a religion.... How is being anti-it a problem?
Hym "And if Judiasm is what you say it is, how is it not essentially a rogue nation within another nation that prioritizes jewish sucess over the success of the people of the later nation? And if their sucess comes at the cost of the people of the actual nation, how is that not a problem? And what is the relationship between America or 'the west's' enemies and Judaism? Lot of Jews in China? Raises more questions than it answers. Still just seems like an incest cult. I don't see how it's not an incest cult."
Judaism by Hym Iam July 1, 2024

Gyrating 

What effect is it going to have on the kids?
Hym "I mean, you're not even willing to pay a guy for his labor to protect kids from getting murdered. You sure as hell don't give a fuck about kids 'seeing gyrating' and are likely to do just as little."
Gyrating by Hym Iam July 1, 2024
Get the fucking servers back up. I'm tired of waiting for this shit.
Hym "Not picking is picking child murder. Get the fucking servers up and get this fucking over with."
Servers by Hym Iam July 1, 2024

Pick his brains 

Hym "Pick his brains? Arianna Grande want to have dinner withe Jeffrey Dahmer so she can pick his brains? Ha! Get it!? Cus he ice-picked a guys brains!? Ahahahahaha! I like that. That was good. I don't think Ben got the joke..."
Pick his brains by Hym Iam June 30, 2024
You see, the problem with libertarians is that THAT GUY gets rights! He should have to do what I say! And I'd rather let hym murder kids than give hym rights!
Hym "It would be CHAOS! ChAoS! Can you imagine!? Me having property rights!? Owning my own mind!? Charlatans wouldn't be able to conspire against me! And we can't have that now can we? Better to just let me kill a child of my choosing and/or as many as I can!"
Chaos by Hym Iam June 29, 2024