No. Fuck your kids.
Hym "No. I'm not going to leave the kids alone. Your kids are what you're doing to justify this and they will be the ones who pay the price if you aren't willing to."
by Hym Iam March 29, 2024
Get the Leave the kids alonemug. And it isn't everyone, Jordan. Everyone isn't doing what you are doing. The fact that you are doing it makes you a hack and the fact that you were surprised that they took your license away for doing it makes you an idiot.
Hym "Which reminds me... I wonder what happened to Stephanie? There was this girl that used to come into the store and chat me up... But I haven't seen her in a while..."
by Hym Iam February 04, 2025
Get the Stephaniemug. WOOOOOAH! WHAT!? THAT DOESN'T ACTUALLY HAPPEN DOES IT!? WOOOOOOOOOAH!!! Please tell me that that is some kind of premonition that he is trying to avoid or something NO WAY!
Hym "I gotta pick up Jobless Reincarnation season 3 back up because there is no fucking way the spoilers are real! Ooooooooh no! Oooooooooh man! That does not bode well for whoever that is about! We all know I'm Man-God but that other guy is getting cooked. Cooked and shook! Shaked and Baked! That is wild!"
by Hym Iam July 09, 2025
Get the Jobless Reincarnation Season 3mug. Hym "Speaking of Nike... I mean you're going to boycott Bud Light for doing a tranny ad... But... You're NOT BOYCOTTING the catholic church... For fucking kids in the butt... 🤨 I... How does that work? Like... 'Making a mockery of women?' Unacceptable. Butt-fucking a choir boy? Eh, well, it's fine 🤷 ♂️ I mean, one of those things is CLEARY worse than the other, right? There's got to be something going on there... I mean... Because I've said 'Things only bad when they happen to women' like a million times... And it's... How do you reconcile that? Doesn't it make the boycott seem a little performative? A little disingenuous maybe? I mean... You cast Milo aside for getting molested by a priest (which is fucked up in a number of different ways) but how are you not boycotting the church? I don't get it... Well, I DO get it because I'm a genius (You're clearly taking out your inability to reconcile with your own faith and are transferring those emotions on to the tranny (which is why you call it a 'religious war') and are being disingenuous regarding the degree to which transgenderism is a problem in society but... Jordan should be helping you with that."
by Hym Iam April 27, 2023
Get the Nikemug. It wasn't difficult Joe. You just happened to be there. And fuck you Chris. Kill yourself today please.
by Hym Iam June 23, 2024
Get the Difficultmug. by Hym Iam November 23, 2023
Get the Trademarkmug. So...
Hym "What happens if (in an act of solidarity) ALL of the beer companies promote the tranny? Then what, bitch? You're not going to stop drinking ALL of the beer, are you!? Ahahahaha! You fucking drunk! AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
by Hym Iam April 14, 2023
Get the Solidaritymug.