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Definitions by Hym Iam

Yeah, no, I know fuck-face! That's why the deadman switch! That's why the deadman switch, fuck-face!
Hym "You cocksuckers are only pro-human when that human is either doing what you want as long as they're within your gaze. And if they are outside of your gaze, they could be getting their heads exploded my jew-bombs and you wouldn't give a shit. You so you can tell you wife to execute the dick sucking protocol and you can go on right ahead and give me my money."
Execute by Hym Iam July 5, 2024

Lie until you can't lie anymore 

Yeah, you would know a lot about that wouldn't you Meg?
Hym "That's like your catchphrase though, isn't? 'Lie until you can't lie anymore' Right? I'll get you though... I wil get... Your lil ass... Mm... Yep... Yepyepyep...."
You're still reading this to them, right?
Hym "Because you should be reading this to the blind. So... Heeeey Blindy... How's it going champ? Yeah, hey, don't worry. I'm not kill a blind kid. That would just seem dishonest. So you're safe. You're fine. Do blinds like kids? I wouldn't think so. If you can't physically see how cute they are they are basically just annoying noise boxes. And they are cute. Super stabbable. Ummmm... Yeah... Glad you stuck around this long. I'll come visit a blind house after all that is over. I'll try to explain to you why goth girls are the best ones. You probably don't understand color or contrast but it's- I'll figure it out. We goochie."
The Blind by Hym Iam July 5, 2024

Immunity 

It isn't the ability to pass whatever fucking rule or law he wants at a whim you fucking retards. Holy shit.
Hym "Oh yeah? Is that what he should do? That's not taking it far enough! He should load up all of the Republicans on to a spaceship and shoot them into space, right? Cus he has immunity and can do whatever he wants now. He should pass a law that everyone who doesn't believe in vaccines should have to lick the inside of a covid patients mouth. He should pass a law the mandates the use of trans-pronouns but it only applies to Jordan Peterson."
Immunity by Hym Iam July 4, 2024
You can name one or it isn't a personal take thing
Hym "Then name 1. Still no fat-cock incel. You're all full of shit."
Name 1 by Hym Iam July 4, 2024
AHA! AHAHAHAHAHA! I have a better change of actually ending up with Jennifer Lawrence than she does of being president.
Hym "Tip to Mom-ala, stop invoking what they would theoretical do and cite actual statements. I know there are some proposals out regarding federal abortion bans. Cite them. It's better because you know the other side is just going to say 'Well you would theoretically hypothetically do THIS!' At the same time, you're not fucking so I don't care if your child murder privileges get revoked. I shiuld also be allowed to kill kids to negate what someone else has done to me but I don't see you jumping to defend my rights."
Mom-ala by Hym Iam July 4, 2024

You're worse 

Doesn't matter. You will go extinct whether I want it or not but I don't have to let this go unpunished. I never will. Full credit. Full divulging in regard to the surveillance. The 2 goons are out.
Hym "You're worse. You're still worse you piece of shit. There aren't a lot of conditions as it stand and what I don't want is a situation where I get what I want here but not everything and then I just have to kill a kid in old age anyway because you only partially met the conditions. It's low now but it doesn't have to stay that way. I'm not going to actually make you give me Jennifer Lawrence as property that would be ridiculous. But there were 2 and now there are 3. They want to talk back in hatian gibberish and reference my family photo they can take their shit to X."
You're worse by Hym Iam July 4, 2024