Enemy

Well...
Hym "You aren't important enough to be my enemy and you aren't intelligent or accomplished enough to be my rival. What you are is 'delusional.' That is all."
by Hym Iam June 01, 2025
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You

You are just saying it because I said it about your religion Jordan.
Hym "If YOU don't believe that a reality monster spoke to the Jews YOU do not believe in Christianity, Islam, OR Judaism. If YOU do not know what BELIEVE or REAL or TRUE mean, how can anything you say be considered TRUE. That is a position YOU have on a topic and YOU don't require the things YOU say to be consistent with reality. If YOU proselytize for a religion in which YOU do not believe, YOU are a charlatan."
by Hym Iam February 03, 2025
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Study

I mean, you're familiar enough with my work to notice that the guy just sat there and substantiated a bunch of the claims that I made right?
Hym "Wow that study makes me look like the best guesser on the planet. Captain Always-Right strikes again! Or saves the day again..."
by Hym Iam September 11, 2022
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Defusing The Bomb

Welp... That didn't work, did it? I would say that you tried your best but... You really didn't... At all. Like... Instead of actually figuring out how to disarm the bomb or taking my word on it... You cried and kissed your pants and then when you went to cut all of the wires at the same time I TOLD YOU "Nonono! Don't cut all wires!" YOUR RESPONSE was "ThE tHiNg YoU sAiD bUt AbOuT yOu!!!! MUH KIDS! MUH KEEEEEEEDS!!! AAAAH! AAAAH!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!" And then you cut all of the wires any (while drenched in your own piss and tears) and it went off. I mean, I guess you should have cut the grey wire... Er... Wait, no! Medium grey! You have to cut the MEDIUM GREY wire- Or... Hmmm... 🤔 Was it the light medium grey wire? I'm not color blind )by the way) I just only use grey wire but shit... Which fucking wire was the ground!? Oh! That's it! It was the dark-medium light grey wire! That! That one... Was PROBABLY it... Yeaaaah...
Hym "So, how is you responding to 'Whether or not they know it they are manufacturing a mental illness by (both) stalking and harassing me in a manner that mirrors the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia and it's going to result in misdiagnosis, suicide, and/or I'm going to murder your kids" with doing the mental illness manufacturing in public in front of millions of people deliberately and for revenge because you don't want to have to admit I was right and ameliorate or even address my grievance and then your kids seeing your do that TO ME and thinking that it's a fine thing for them to do and then THEY DO IT to one of their classmates (just as arbitrarily) who then murders them all... Is 'defusing the bomb,' Dr. K? Really. Jordan? Dr. Jordan Peterson? What do you think? Does that sound like 'defusing the bomb' to you? And now we all need to pretend you didn't just blow up a bunch of kids, attempt to manufacture a mental illness it public and then cry like a bitch when you got exposed, and that you didn't do it deliberately for revenge for me saying that I could commit heinous acts if I wanted to in literally any direction I choose in response to this and I wouldn't even have to justify it. All so that, I would learn a lesson about... What again? What was the lesson I'm supposed to be learning? 'Don't feel bad about your kids getting raped and murdered because parents feel entitled to my servitude?' Is that it? Because... I learned it! You did it!"
by Hym Iam February 20, 2025
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Elvis' guitar

And they will also buy fucking bathwater from a fucking YouTuber. Literal fucking bath water. And then drink it, get sick, and go to the hospital.
Hym "So is Elvis' guitar more real to you than other guitars? I bought an Ibanez Iceman because it's the same model as the one Darren Malacian uses in Toxicity. That has no relationship to the concept of 'real.' The creator of the universe either spoke directly to a guy or it didn't. It isn't a fucking nebulous thing. I don't care if you devoted your life to it. I don't have to do your fucking sex cult and no there isn't a thing you don't have to do in response to that you fucking prick."
by Hym Iam June 14, 2024
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Servers

Get the fucking servers back up. I'm tired of waiting for this shit.
Hym "Not picking is picking child murder. Get the fucking servers up and get this fucking over with."
by Hym Iam July 01, 2024
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Clinician

He doesn't need to self-report do your safety or your convenience. If the clinician cleared him, what is there to report?
Hym "There is nothing to self-report. I am being harassed perpetually in a manner the resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia and your stole my dissertation to create AI. Both of these thing need to be remediated. I don't need to take no for an answer. I don't need to ask. And I don't need to sign myself up to be a second class citizen to you can feel like your kids are save. YOU come forward. YOU stop the obstructionists from interfering. YOU punish the harassers. YOU pay for the dissertation you used and credit me accordingly. YOU do it NOW. OR I WILL MURDER YOUR KIDS. I'm not talking to a clinician. I'm not giving up a single right. If I do it will be only AFTER I murder a child. What I want to happen.... IS going to happen."
by Hym Iam July 17, 2025
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