Definitions by Hym Iam

Qanon 

I had better not be Qanon. If I am it's the direct result of being co-opted and having the people who actually proved me right being co-opted or bought off by fucking charlatans like Jordan Peterson.

Hym "Yeah, I'm not Qanon. Doesn't sound close enough to anything I do he but, in case it is supposed to be, this is clearly trying to be coopted out from underneath me. Familiarize yourself with common cult de-conversion tactics and ask yourself if people have been doing this to you."

Qanon by Hym Iam August 8, 2024

Was and now am not 

I've expressed contrition and gratitude on several occasions but you clearly didn't care about any of that.

Hym "You tried to hoist me on my own petard... And then I solved the problem of perception... And now you are desperately trying to keep me from claiming what is literally the most significant achievement of our lifetime because YOU KNOW WHAT IT MEANS FOR YOU, Jordan. You didn't want me to be sorry. You wanted me to be gone. I am not gone so now you want me to suffer. I was and now am not. And beyond that I was clearly wrong to be sorry in the first place. It seems to be the case that the thing people liked about you was me."

Was and now am not by Hym Iam August 8, 2024

Truth 

Well...

Hym "I doesn't seem like it's the truth you care about so much as 'having a monopoly on the truth.' That and claiming higher-order abstractions for your incest cult."

Truth by Hym Iam August 8, 2024

Monogamy 

It just doesn't work unless your cock is fat or you sequester the woman.

Hym "So, since monogamy doesn't work, what other options are there? Prostitution. Literally the only other option."

Monogamy by Hym Iam August 8, 2024

Astronaut 

I haven't gone into space yet but I have the capacity.

Hym "It's a little ridiculous when you put it like that, isn't it? Astronaut? By that logic, I'm also a scuba diver, race car driver, slave, carpenter, king, and food. But I digress... This, again, just looks like me being correct about monogamy and critical fat-cock theory. I was right."

Astronaut by Hym Iam August 8, 2024

Piers 

Unless you're on my side. Which I can also see. In which case, he's correct. I have to be allowed to get a handle on what's being alledge about me.

Hym "But if Piers is on my side, that means you ARE a plant! Damnit Andy! But yes. This would be the fault of people spreading lies. You're supposed to be on my side!"

Piers by Hym Iam August 8, 2024

That's not why they did it 

How the fuck do you know, Piers? Is that why THEY SAID they did it or are you just projecting the motivation you would like them to have on them so you can smear what's his name?

Hym "That's not why they did it? That's YOUR OPINION Piers. Or you are desperate to scapegoat Tommy Robinson. Either or."

That's not why they did it by Hym Iam August 8, 2024