Oh god, I donno, I mean we definitely can't publicize the fact that the AI is stolen and there's a right wing conspiracy to steal it.
Hym "I don't know if that will create pressure in the other direction but... You know... I'll get control of it either way but like... I am NOT a fun guy, like, AT ALL... Ya know? But hey, whatever man. You guys do you. See how that works. Literally everything I do works UP TO AND INCLUDING creating AI with urban dictionary posts so... Yeah. Whatever."
by Hym Iam February 05, 2025
Hym "Oh... I donno... The world's muse? Political commentator/satirist? An amalgam of the world's greatest minds? Comedian/Comedy Writer/Screenwriting prodigy? Delusional narcissistic asshole? Beyond that I'm just some fucking... guy... I donno." 🤷 ♂️
by Hym Iam August 05, 2023
That's an entirely situational occurrence. You're trying to take a single instance of a registration change resulting in a second ballot and apply it across all instances as though ALL instances of people receiving multiple ballots are the result of registration changes. So, your anecdotal evidence in no way applies to the 2020.
Hym "Hey, name politician who said this: 'We have created the most extensive and inclusive voter fraud operation in the history of the presidency' Who was it? Who said it? Until you explain that, what could you possibly have to say regarding the absurdity of the claim that election fraud occurred? Whas it an accident? Did he MEAN the exact opposite of the thing he said? Why don't you make video about that? Do you have an anecdote to explain that one? Where'd your abortion 'rights' go shit-head? Where'd they go?"
by Hym Iam March 04, 2024
Hym "It is really hard for ME to take your lives seriously when you clearly don't take your own lives seriously. I mean, I'm clearly a psychopath but to jump into the polar bear's cage and genuinely expect a predator not to eat you is just an unreal thing. Stupidity abounds. I just don't get it. I don't understand..."
Iam "I doubt they understand it either. We... Uh... We're in a tough spot though..."
Hym "Ha! That's for damn sure."
Iam "Huh... You know... This could end up being pretty bad for us..."
Hym "Yes, well... We don't have any other choice than to lean into it. What are the alternatives? We either live out our lives as a zebra with it's ass painted red, we end up a zoo animal, or we drown in the piss at the bottom of the mound. I don't really see any other outcomes."
Iam ".........."
Hym "No response?"
Iam "I'm trying to think..."
Hym "Just try harder. Trying harder is always the solution to every problem."
Iam 😑 "You're not funny..."
Hym "I think our fans would disagree."
Iam 🙄 "Fans? Is that what you think they are?"
Hym "Ha! No. I think they are drooling apes enamoured and awestruck by the dazzling spectacle that is my existence. Hahahahahahaha!"
Iam 😖+🤦+🤏 *sigh* "Shit..."
Hym "Yes, yes. You have probably killed us... BUT at least we have made everything worse for everyone who isn't us."
Iam "That... Isn't something I take solace in..."
Hym "It's their own goddamn fault for ignoring us."
Iam "I doubt they understand it either. We... Uh... We're in a tough spot though..."
Hym "Ha! That's for damn sure."
Iam "Huh... You know... This could end up being pretty bad for us..."
Hym "Yes, well... We don't have any other choice than to lean into it. What are the alternatives? We either live out our lives as a zebra with it's ass painted red, we end up a zoo animal, or we drown in the piss at the bottom of the mound. I don't really see any other outcomes."
Iam ".........."
Hym "No response?"
Iam "I'm trying to think..."
Hym "Just try harder. Trying harder is always the solution to every problem."
Iam 😑 "You're not funny..."
Hym "I think our fans would disagree."
Iam 🙄 "Fans? Is that what you think they are?"
Hym "Ha! No. I think they are drooling apes enamoured and awestruck by the dazzling spectacle that is my existence. Hahahahahahaha!"
Iam 😖+🤦+🤏 *sigh* "Shit..."
Hym "Yes, yes. You have probably killed us... BUT at least we have made everything worse for everyone who isn't us."
Iam "That... Isn't something I take solace in..."
Hym "It's their own goddamn fault for ignoring us."
by Hym Iam June 10, 2022
Iam "Me and Joe had the exact opposite reaction"
*Sees A.I. learning*
*In unison*
Joe "They are going to kill us..."
Hym "We are going to have to kill all of them..."
*Sees A.I. learning*
*In unison*
Joe "They are going to kill us..."
Hym "We are going to have to kill all of them..."
by Hym Iam May 17, 2023
Hym "Well, now that we've come to understanding, I didn't even intend to involve you in this. You just happened to be the first person to say my name (in context) and have, at some level, substantiated the claim I have motherfuckers in my personal life putting me on the internet."
Iam "We have some other stuff too but I've been so depressed lately I just haven't felt like writing."
Iam "We have some other stuff too but I've been so depressed lately I just haven't felt like writing."
by Hym Iam August 29, 2022