Hym Iam's definitions
Will be reserved exclusively for people who prolonged my torment unnecessarily and their families. I already thought of a fun game we can play to mitigate casualties.
Hym "My retribution shouldn't be your main concern. Your main concern should be the pressure in my brains and the Dead-man switch."
by Hym Iam August 24, 2025
Get the Retributionmug. If you were to use the contents of my mind instead of your own... would you not improve? And if yes, how am I not better?
Hym "Because everyone else who did it, DID improve. 100% of them. What did I say? I said, the reason I would be mocked is that people think that if they were ME the outcome would be different. Turns out the inverse is true. If the essence of my being were to inhabit your flesh sack, you improve. If I am the spirit that pilots your meat Gundam, you GET BETTER. Your outcome improves. Being me would be "the most meaningful experience of your life." How do I know? I've repeated the experiment over a dozen times now. It doesn't work the other way around. I've done your shit. Believe me. I have. And you know what happened? Nothing. Because that's just what happens when you add 0 to 1. I turned on my phone one day and you all pointed a camera at your face and chanted in unison that you were better. For one reason or another. And now when I turn on my phone all I see is my own blinding, radiant light shining back at me."
by Hym Iam January 10, 2023
Get the Bettermug. Wow, yeah, conservatives do not understand irony at all do they? Damn. I'm watching the Brett Cooper thing on Blake Lively and I'm like... Does she not see the parallel there? Or does she? Is she my ultimate herald?
Hym "Speaking of Irony and in-group preferential treatment, I just realized that I am a super minority whose only 'friends' have been of the same super minority. Blacknativewhite. And I wonder how much of this is driven by racism... And then I think 'I should own a free tesla... I created A.I. and am the greatest mind who has ever lived... Elon should give me a tesla for free- NOT THE CYBER TRUCK ELON!' He owes me for lying about creating A.I. (Because he knows it was me!) and is a good way to prove that retardation can be rehabilitated."
by Hym Iam August 19, 2024
Get the Ironymug. Hym "That's call 'wanting a daddy,' Alex. They want a daddy. It's literally daddy issues positive or negative. If they fuck a bunch of guys you say it's because they have daddy issues... But you also say that they want 'A man they can look up to and who tells them what to do (lead and "tell them what to do" means the same thing) who is competent (but sometimes they fuck the incompetent ones because they get confused or something or they have mean incompetent father figures) provides for them (that's called a sugar daddy). It's just daddy issues. Even the chick you got to espouse your redpill talking points just describes a dad! The chick that fucks multiple guys has LESS daddy issues (I think) than the chick that was 'A mature strong man that tells her what to and provides for her' that's a father. You want a father. And then you project that on to men you don't want to fuck and say 'they want a mommy.' Absolute absurdity."
by Hym Iam March 21, 2024
Get the They want a daddymug. And the people come into the gas station you are trying to imprison me in to tell me that they know...
Hym "I never lied. You stole. You lied and are lying. What you are doing as incest cultists is deciding internally what is fact and fiction (a priori) and then promoting 'the opposite of what you don't want be true' explicitly and if DOING THAT gets a all killed... That's GOOD because the bible says that Armageddon is SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN!"
by Hym Iam July 12, 2025
Get the I never liedmug. Hym "It's not the behavior part I'm getting paid for it's the AI creation/invention part. You're trying to use my behavior as a justification to not pay me because you're a retarded Jew-bitch. I can behave however I want and your Jew-God has no authority to tell me to do anything."
by Hym Iam May 7, 2025
Get the Behaviormug. If generational trauma effects the present, why are the Jews doing better than the other people with generational trauma?
Hym "Because we are more militant about preventing people from socially maligning the Jews than we are about preventing people from maligning other groups. And when people get militant about allowing OTHER GROUPS from being socially and economically maligned they're called 'woke' and they're framed as a existential moral threat and further maligned. The main religion of the country is derivative of the Jewish religion by exactly 1 single order of magnitude which makes the derivative groups more likely to cooperate. We also can see the relationship between the Palestinians and Israelis how the Jews treat people with different sets of ideological presuppositions. Artificially impoverished, socially maligned, and subsidiarity. Is there a version of reality where the Palestinians become more economically prosperous than the Jews? Not if the Jews can do anything to stop them. Which they can and will. But that's just one example. Look at Kanye West. The shit he said about the 'Jewish media' was fairly benign. Cancelled. What happens if you say anything about 'Black culture?' If anything it's wrong for the to try and do it because that would be 'cancel culture.' The Jews are treated better and defended more. Just like fat-cocks! It's funny though... All it took was some support for 'non-western ideologies' for the conservatives to turn 'woke' overnight."
by Hym Iam December 28, 2023
Get the Maligningmug.