Wrong

Not me that's for goddamn sure.
Hym "I know what I fucking said. What does you reminding me do? Aside from enraging and further eroding my already limited empathy. You're not even reminding me. I remember. I remember everything. I was there. You were not there. You were fucking ignoring me. So, how does that work? I know I'm not wrong. How are you going to use my MEMORY against me as though you weren't actively ignoring me when I was saying it in the first place? See what I did there? Get it? Because I was watching the show that referenced how I described that one gay so now I'm referencing the guy they referenced me for referencing. Remember? Remember the thing the guy I'm referencing said? From that one video where he said the word I emphasized? Get it? Did you get the joke? You see how I alluded to who I was talking about using privileged information I got from a different video that I'm omitting from the reference? Huh? Is it irritating how incessant I'm being about this? Is that what this is about? You're mad that you did a thing and now you're going to monetize my shit? Is this my punishment? Is that it? Did you get the reference? Do you watch the show too? Did you see them reference me? No? Well, clearly I'm just a fucking schizophrenic. I'm imagining things and I should be ignored. Tell your friends to keep an eye on me so if I do something crazy they can record it and post it to the internet."
by Hym Iam June 02, 2022
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Hym "I feel like that last one was wrong... Too crude... I don't think I framed that properly. I guess the point I'm trying to make is that you are creating the 0 sum game that you don't want people to play. And then when someone (INEVITABLY) plays you throw your hands in the air in shock and say 'Oh no! WhAt CoUlD hAvE eVeR cAuSeD tHiS tO hApPeN!?'. I mean I'm repeating myself at this point. And part of the problem is the arbitrary non-association out of spite or malice."

Iam "And MY question remains unanswered. Am I the good one or am I the bad one?"

Hym "Well, that depends on whether or not you resign yourself to a life of serfdom and fade into obscurity. Like Gods punishment in 'Supernatural' after he loses to the Winchesters."
by Hym Iam April 26, 2022
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Wrong!

There is so much to unpack here and I'm tired so you'll have to wait untiiiiiiiillll... Like 4:30am cst?
Hym "Ok. The is a lot there pick at but I wasted all morning eating steak and playing Ps4. So! I'm going to take a nap, hang out with muh pal for a bit, and come back in the morning and, like the mighty content vulture that I am, I'm going to pick apart that new JeepJorp video, come back here, and regurgitate all of the things I found wrong! with it into your little baby vulture faces. (That was a big sentence I know and not grammatically correct at all but I did it on purpose because doing things ironically justifies everything and anything) I have some thoughts about the conflation between 'black culture' and 'pre-selection' or 'social proof' (as they call it). I'm going to deconstruct the concept of being 'a plausible mate.' And then I have one about how all of their solutions are so amorphous and open ended that they are impossible to implement. And finally, I have something for quote-unquote 'model minorities' and 'asian cultures as a model for emulation.' It's going to be good. It's going to be cool. But I'm sleepy. I also have a ton of backlog to clear and I might try to offload some of that onto you guys."
by Hym Iam April 20, 2023
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Seer

Didn't I say I was a seer? How much of a "pulling a royal flush out of my ass" moment was that?
Hym "For real? I'm a literal goddamn seer. And how did I know your kids little shit burglar guest would reference me? Jeez. I get nothing from you guys. Barely a wink or a nod. It's like I can see the future. Aw dang I had a bunch of shit I wanted to get into but I'm tried... Night night everybody."
by Hym Iam September 14, 2022
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Wealth

Well I guess it's a good think I created A.I. while I was young.
Hym "Yeah, what's better than wealth is not working. If I could not work and if every time I went to purchase something I was able to... I wouldn't give a fuck about where my money was going. So long as I had literally as many years of not working as humanly possible. I would murder every single child on the planet, 1 at a time, to not work. If for every child I killed... I would get one full day of not working and unlimited purchases... I would spend, like, $50 a day and I would be fine."
by Hym Iam March 17, 2024
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Wealth

Oh god... 🤦 ♂️ I should have finished the second half of the video. It just keeps getting worse....

Hym "No. We're not redefining wealth to sell you bullshit ethos. And your proposition is the EXACT OPPOSITE of the truth (The proposition that if you don't have family it doesn't matter how much money you have and all more money will do is pave the path to hell). If you don't have family money is the difference between life and death. Let's say you work for Anheuser-Busch. The company goes bankrupt because of an ad campaign. 166,632 people lose their jobs. You have no family. You have to start looking for a job. That takes time. Maybe your resume isn't great. 166,632 people are now ALSO looking for a new job and they have similar work experience. If it takes more than a month and 15 days (and that's if your landlord is generous) you're evicted. You get evicted, you can not longer get a job because you need a place of residence to get a job. How long before your phone runs out of service? Can no longer access the internet. Which means you can no longer look for a job. You have no family. Nowhere to stay. How does money not help you in that situation?
And you can't possibly be suggesting that the cause of poverty is, what, alcohol and drug abuse? Is that the 'money poverty' or the 'family poverty' you're talking about? Furthermore, you're perfectly willing to give the money to single mothers. You shouldn't need to depend on nepotism to save you from a sudden drawback (and in the context of the Anheuser-Busch employees one that is beyond your control) or illness to not be sent into homelessness. Money would immediately fix the problem. You lose your job because a catholic zealot gets his sycophants to boycott the company you work for. So, instead of the government taking your money giving it to a woman who didn't fuck you to feed a kid that isn't yours, the government either gives you what you need or holds business accountable for the quality for life they provide to their employees . Your entire proposition is basically 'ascend the hierarchy or be a wage slave until you can't work anymore and then be homeless. No change needed here. You have the power for friendship and family and that's all YOU need. That should be more important to YOU than the money you deserve.' It's absurd... Son of a bitch... Too many characters... Wealth... There.
by Hym Iam April 23, 2023
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Research

Did I NEED to do the research? No? Because your destiny is to be held out of the fires of hell for all of eternity by your betters? Is that what it is?
Hym "Did I NEED to do the research or am I just a psychology genuis and your just some whore? What happened there?"
by Hym Iam September 09, 2023
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