Hym Iam's definitions

Second Class Citizen

Tax cuts if your married. Free tax payer dollars if you get stuffed by too many fat-cocks and can't afford your kids. The 9nly people paying taxes without receiving a fucking handout are single men who aren't fucking cripples AND I'M NOT GETTING MY RIGHTS! SO NO TAXATION WITHOUT REPRESENTATION! YOU MAKE THAT CRIPPLE PAY FOR THE AI I CREATED! OR I WILL PAINT THE COUNTRY IN THE BLOOD OF YOUR CHILDREN!

Hym "You pieces of shit jumped at the opportunity to use my likeness to enrich yourselves because you didn't think I would success and now that it's time to pay up you're trying to use mental retards as an excuse to not pay. I will not sign the consent waiver for money you have already taken from me while I am not getting my rights and am being treated like a second class citizen. Go to the dictionary. Look up what the word 'immediately' mean. And get me my money immediately."

by Hym Iam June 6, 2025

Mis-gender

I saw the fat-cock at my job (the one that all the women are fucking) do it the other day.

Hym "There's this tranny that comes in with her down syndrome boyfriend all the time and the fat-cock I work with went out of his way to call the tranny a sir! Can you believe it!? Right in front of the disabled boyfriend! Didn't call a single other person sir all night. I've actually NEVER seen him call anyone sir! It's the guy who isn't going to be there while I'm at the dollar general within arms reach of children but has deluded himself into believing that harassing me somehow protecting children. What a piece of shit, right!? To just mis-gender her like that as a way of insulting her to her face? Says a lot about the people who are doing this thing to me don't it? He even called it out on the microphone before he did it! Like, hey guys, look at the freak! How about that do you feel shit-libs? Let me know Monday, alright? Have a nice weekend and go fuck yourselves!"

by Hym Iam June 7, 2024

Maths

Apparently this beats magic.

Arachnid-boy "Duuuuh because Maths!"

Walter Wierd "That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard in my life"

by Hym Iam April 5, 2022

Watch me suffer

You're the one who got gang raped by fat cocks. You'd think you'd be on my side.

Hym "Well, you want to watch me suffer but that is NOT what Jesus told you to do. Is it? Bad girl. 20 lashes in my studio apartment."

by Hym Iam November 8, 2024

Loneliness epidemic

Because of the imposed solipsism. And if other people aren't significant enough to you then they hit you with the imposed schizophrenia and that's what causes the child murder epidemic... But that's the good epidemic...

Hym "But I do feel bad the cute young blondes are in the middle of a loneliness epidemic. I'd be happy to come over and give them a fucking. Get some KY... Drink some ginseng tea... Really do it right... A right fucking (as the brits would say). And then murder the baby. Because I HAVE A RIGHT! To do that (apparently). Which is tight. The younger they are the more moral it is to kill them... Well... Younger and older. There's like a bell curve."

by Hym Iam March 22, 2024

2 Lysenko 2 Ism

This is part two of lysenkoism if you can't tell. It's also a 2 Fast 2 Furious reference.

2 Lysenko 2 Ism

Iam "Right, but the communist imprisoned dissents in internment camps. People were killed and beaten and raped in the interment camps."

Hym "I mean... Being a political dissident is a victimless crime, correct? Speaking out against the government doesn't hurt anyone does it?"

Iam 🤨 "Yes..."

Hym "And the country we live in now is imprisoning people for committing victimless crimes... And some of those people are beaten, raped, and killed..."

Iam "Well... No but being a dissident isn't a crime here."

Hym "Isn't it? I mean gotten to the point we're the citizens are punishing dissidents. We're a sort of social dissident. Are we being punished?"

Iam "I... Don't know..."

Hym "See!? And isn't the mishandling of resources and crops running the risk of leading us to famine?"

Iam "........."

Hym "Hohoho! Yeah, right? Communism is the misdirect. It's the Lysenkoism that gets you. Did Venezuela adopt Lysenkoism?"

Iam "I... I don't know we're going to have to look into that..."

by Hym Iam September 7, 2022

Correction

Oh, hey, are you ever going to do that?

Hym "Issue a correction I mean? For your bullshit 3% narrative? Because I debunked that YEARS ago. Heh, 8 years later and you're STILL 8 years behind... But anyway, yeah, I outline a bunch of instances casual sadism (MMA fandom, The popularity of Jackass, epic fail videos) and casual narcissism (celebrity divas, etc). If the dark tetrad exists, it's on a 0 to 100 scale and applies to everyone. But then you wouldn't easily be able to bifurcate society into 'good people' and 'bad people.' You would have to admit that you're not an entirely good person. And you'd rather die than do that. I'm mean it's my whole thing! But if only you could get rid of that pesky 3%! Then you wouldn't have a genius dismantling your life's work. You could just ignore the fact that what you're saying has been wrong for 8 years."

by Hym Iam August 26, 2023