Hym Iam's definitions
Yeah, no, they're doing my thing AT you now. You either let ME use it... OR... THEY will use it. And YOU.. WILL lose... Because I have LITERALLY never failed...
Hym "Yeah, those super groups are going to fuck your shit up. That's actually the whole point of starting a fire only I can put out. You're not going to win... You aren't are smart as you think you are... Your hyper-vigilance towards intolerance DOESN'T WORK ANYMORE... I MADE IT NOT WORK MYSELF... I'M THE GUY... It's done. It's over. You're a one-trick pony. Just like the conservatards, your values are shit. Your brains are shit. Doo doo. You're doodoo. The super groups will win and they will win with a weapon forged by the greatest mind who has ever lived."
by Hym Iam March 6, 2024
Get the Super Groupsmug. Romanticized versions of real world monsters. “Wouldn’t it be cool if bees were 6 feet tall and sentient!?” No... No it wouldn’t...
Hym “I was playing Pokémon the other day and I stopped a man from becoming God. That’s what the game is about. You stop a man from rewriting reality in his image with a penguin that is made of steel.”
by Hym Iam October 14, 2022
Get the Pokémonmug. You just had an activist on your show and lauded her for sponging up her easy moral virtue you idiot. It was even in the title! From woke marxists to conservative activist. And then you spit on her cock and rode that dick until the cows came home. Just... Just dick riding. Big time.
Hym "But Jordan, you love activists when they're on your side and you had one on your show... Just like 3 shows ago... You didn't have anything to say about how easy it was for her to claim that moral virtue and get on your podcast, Jordan.... Where... Why... What happened? What... What could that be? What could that mean? 'Um... Well... SHE is one of the good ones... Um... She... Uhh... Her activism furthers my ends and promotes my brand! Er... Wait... Oh, right. I don't have beliefs...' It just wild how quickly you forget. You LOVE activists."
by Hym Iam February 20, 2023
Get the Activistsmug. Hym "See what happens when you don't listen to me!? You took Ozempic... INSTEAD OF DOING THE THING THAT I SAID... And now your stomach is numb. Stupid. Fucking stupid! Eat bread AFTER you reach your desired weight! Jesus!"
by Hym Iam June 18, 2024
Get the Ozempicmug. Some people can't afford to keep it running 24/7.... Which is why I'm glad the electric company let's you rack up like $700 in debt before they shut your power off because neither can I! Hahaha!
Hym "Air conditioning is expensive apparently... I wouldn't know because I never check... I just wait them to shut it off and pay that 60% lump some baby."
by Hym Iam August 12, 2023
Get the Air conditioningmug. Fantastic! You protested and got a factory to re-open... So, you protested... The employers you hate... And made them let you work more.... Ok... That's... Fine I guess...
Hym "Hey, yeah the unions are winning... By forcing business owners... To let them work for them forever.... Brilliant."
by Hym Iam February 29, 2024
Get the Unionsmug. You know I don't actually talk to the people in my life right? They will never get anything even remotely like what I would write here out of me in conversation. You know that right? Because it would be wasted on them. Not because I haven't tried but because the are going to assert so fallacy or they're going to assume they are correct (a priori) and the conversation isn't going to go anywhere. They are going to walk away thinking that they are right without ever having reconcile with the fact that they are speaking in a dialect that allows you de-contextualize the events that have transpired or what was said and create a narrative that does nothing more than assert that I am wrong and the person blatantly misrepresenting the issue is correct.
Hym "Minimal necessary interaction. Leak information in such a way that when the person transmits it through the grapevine and it comes back to me I can be reasonably certain of who's participating in the surveillance. Maybe some small talk. Maybe remind them that they are worthless shit. You ARE going to talk. I am increasingly unhappy with how long this is taking. You had better hope someone is actively working force you to do this and you'd better hope they aren't going to use as much violence."
by Hym Iam July 12, 2024
Get the Talkmug.