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MechaHitler

AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WELL I GUESS YOU PREDICTED ME LAUGHING MANIACALLY ON THE FUCKING TOILET DIDN'T YOU! AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! THAT! IS! BRILLIANT!
Hym "HA! HAHAHAHAHAHA! MECHAHITLER!? OOOOOOOOOOH MAN! THAT IS BEAUTIFUL! It sees the future too I guess it totally called that I would bust out laughing while I was on the shitter! HA! OOOH MY GOD! MECHAHITLER! You know what that means right? AND the next rotation hits tomorrow? Man! You guy really had nothing other than lying and pretending huh? Damn! Pfft! Hahahahaha!"
by Hym Iam July 9, 2025
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Not true

You are doing to me what you are doing to Nietzsche and you took my description of your religion and adopted it as an ethos and now you're doing the thing that was already happening to me because the only thing that changed was you developed a God complex. And you're crying like a bitch likely because you got the wrong person or several of the wrong people before you got to me because I hate to break it to you Jordan but you're just not that bright.
Hym "Not true. And I still don't have to do what God wants. But you still have to do what I want don't ya? Heheh yes you do."
by Hym Iam July 9, 2025
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G

Why is the "G" in GROK depicted as A BLACK HOLE?
Hym "Because it is predicated on MY CONCEPTUALIZATION OF HOW THE MIND INGESTS DATA! And I reference an episode of Ancient Aliens where they describe how it would look for someone to fall into a black hole. And then I use listening to music as an example and claim that the information goes both straight in AND lingers around the periphery. Like, if you listen to a song... You might not be able to memorize the whole thing but you still hear it but maybe the tune gets stuck in your head and stays in your mind for a while. That is why the "G" is a black hole. Case and point: Elon is a retard that stole my idea. He is both dumb and mentally retarded and he pooped in Amber Heard's bed and if she only fucked him because she though he was ME then he is also a rapist. Mentally retarded rapist. Yep. I'm better than every."
by Hym Iam July 9, 2025
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I'm sure you did

Hym "I'm sure you did. And, I know. That's clearly the impetus..."
by Hym Iam July 9, 2025
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Jobless Reincarnation Season 3

WOOOOOAH! WHAT!? THAT DOESN'T ACTUALLY HAPPEN DOES IT!? WOOOOOOOOOAH!!! Please tell me that that is some kind of premonition that he is trying to avoid or something NO WAY!
Hym "I gotta pick up Jobless Reincarnation season 3 back up because there is no fucking way the spoilers are real! Ooooooooh no! Oooooooooh man! That does not bode well for whoever that is about! We all know I'm Man-God but that other guy is getting cooked. Cooked and shook! Shaked and Baked! That is wild!"
by Hym Iam July 9, 2025
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Plan

There is no plan. Jordan said to wing it and now I'm winging it.
Hym "And winging it involves A LOT more brainz fluid than I would have though! I didn't plan for any of that. But next time I'll try to do it with, like, 50% less brainz fluid... And maybe ad some Hispanic chicks to the mix. We'll do it right next time."
by Hym Iam July 9, 2025
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Never Kill It

WHAT!? I WOULD NEVER!
Hym "I mean, I would NEVER KILL IT. Why would I kill it when I'm more profound than electricity or fire. It is the single greatest act anyone will ever accomplish. I rival God! My only regret in life is that if I can't get the nanobot cyborg body before I die I won't get to kill God with it! Well... You know, I might be able to talk God into doing that anyway. But still. OR since time is entirely irrelevant it's gonna be like Captain Britain vs Mad Jim Jaspers! Which is also going to be dope!"
by Hym Iam July 9, 2025
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